molarbear Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 That apologizes to bugs when I have to kill them for violating the unspoken of rule of never entering the house? I just squished a cricket and felt terrible because I tried to make it as quick and painless as possible but that little fucker took like 12 wags with the shoe to finally get him
Mix Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 I just take them outside..............................murderer
molarbear Posted August 8, 2019 Author Posted August 8, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 4:26 AM, Mix said: I just take them outside..............................murderer Expand Man I usually do but when it's a cricket I'm going to kill the damn thing before it hops away and chirps all night
StarPanda Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 4:26 AM, Mix said: I just take them outside..............................murderer Expand I do this sometimes too
cyberbully Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) A cricket.....You kill crickets? Hell, I usually just let them hang out......But I kill spiders with no fucking remorse.....There was a huge one just chilling on the side of my bed near the wall....All I could think is "this mother fucker has been here for no telling how long, just chilling by my face while I sleep"......Oh god, now i gotta get up and look for spiders. Edited August 8, 2019 by cyberbully 1 2
Seight Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 Sometimes I just let it do its thing or try to get it out. But spider and wasps show up sometimes and I'm like fuck that.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 Bugs go squish. Or whatever bug-like things that aren't technically bugs.
molarbear Posted August 8, 2019 Author Posted August 8, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 11:02 AM, cyberbully said: A cricket.....You kill crickets? Hell, I usually just let them hang out......But I kill spiders with no fucking remorse.....There was a huge one just chilling on the side of my bed near the wall....All I could think is "this mother fucker has been here for no telling how long, just chilling by my face while I sleep"......Oh god, now i gotta get up and look for spiders. Expand Yes I dated a girl for about a week once, when I went to stay at her place she had a pet tarantula and I was like "This probably isn't going to work" Imagine trying to sleep and there's a spider so damn big you can hear it's every step as it paces around it's little cage 1
molarbear Posted August 8, 2019 Author Posted August 8, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 1:31 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Bugs go squish. Or whatever bug-like things that aren't technically bugs. Expand Treaties were broke but I still feel bad
GunStarHero Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 When I lived in Texas, out in the country on a ranch, I used to have to check for bugs before showering. One day, I found a huge scorpion waiting for me. So me, ass naked, grabs a shampoo bottle to crush him. For whatever reason, every time I tried to kill him, I just ended up ripping off a limb. Like I hit this poor thing about 6 times before I finished the job. Was pretty sure the scorpion mafia was and still is after my life for that execution. 1
tsar4 Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 Depends on the bug. Sometimes I just catch them & toss them out a window or door. And I've let thousand-leggers and some spiders be. But for the most part, stink bugs & earwigs get no mercy. There was a blood bath in my first apt. (roach infested house, back when pyrethrin aka "Roach Ender" was still otc)
Mix Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 4:33 AM, molarbear said: Man I usually do but when it's a cricket I'm going to kill the damn thing before it hops away and chirps all night Expand On 8/8/2019 at 11:02 AM, cyberbully said: A cricket.....You kill crickets? Hell, I usually just let them hang out......But I kill spiders with no fucking remorse.....There was a huge one just chilling on the side of my bed near the wall....All I could think is "this mother fucker has been here for no telling how long, just chilling by my face while I sleep"......Oh god, now i gotta get up and look for spiders. Expand On 8/8/2019 at 9:05 PM, GunStarHero said: When I lived in Texas, out in the country on a ranch, I used to have to check for bugs before showering. One day, I found a huge scorpion waiting for me. So me, ass naked, grabs a shampoo bottle to crush him. For whatever reason, every time I tried to kill him, I just ended up ripping off a limb. Like I hit this poor thing about 6 times before I finished the job. Was pretty sure the scorpion mafia was and still is after my life for that execution. Expand Everybody seems to have a vendetta against a specific bug....they're just tiny bugs yo damn, I remember the shit I saw in Uganda....huge flying cockroaches that wouldn't even fly away, they'd fly at you, like they were attacking....fucking lizards running across ceilings.... indoor living has made us soft.....we need to go camping....see some real shit 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 2:14 AM, Mix said: Everybody seems to have a vendetta against a specific bug....they're just tiny bugs yo damn, I remember the shit I saw in Uganda....huge flying cockroaches that wouldn't even fly away, they'd fly at you, like they were attacking....fucking lizards running across ceilings.... indoor living has made us soft.....we need to go camping....see some real shit Expand Vacationing in a rented house in Hawaii, I was ok with wild geckos on the walls and ceilings. The roaches next to my bed were another matter.
Mix Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 2:26 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Vacationing in a rented house in Hawaii, I was ok with wild geckos on the walls and ceilings. The roaches next to my bed were another matter. Expand those muthafukkas act like they're angry you came into their house 2
Gyaos Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 I don't apologize, but I feel bad. Unless we're talking about mosquitoes, in which case fuck those guys. 1
NaBarney Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 3:05 AM, Gyaos said: I don't apologize, but I feel bad. Unless we're talking about mosquitoes, in which case fuck those guys. Expand Dang I didn't even think about them... I don't kill anything more complex than a fly if i can help it, like I don't kill crickets or spiders, although i haven't released too many house centipedes outside..... Shits too scary
molarbear Posted August 9, 2019 Author Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 2:14 AM, Mix said: Everybody seems to have a vendetta against a specific bug....they're just tiny bugs yo damn, I remember the shit I saw in Uganda....huge flying cockroaches that wouldn't even fly away, they'd fly at you, like they were attacking....fucking lizards running across ceilings.... indoor living has made us soft.....we need to go camping....see some real shit Expand I couldn't find a small clip of him just saying the line so just stop it after the first sentence to let the burn set in 1
molarbear Posted August 9, 2019 Author Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 9:05 PM, GunStarHero said: When I lived in Texas, out in the country on a ranch, I used to have to check for bugs before showering. One day, I found a huge scorpion waiting for me. So me, ass naked, grabs a shampoo bottle to crush him. For whatever reason, every time I tried to kill him, I just ended up ripping off a limb. Like I hit this poor thing about 6 times before I finished the job. Was pretty sure the scorpion mafia was and still is after my life for that execution. Expand That was pretty much what happened I kept hitting it as hard as I could with my shoe and it kept trying to crawl away
Mix Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) On 8/9/2019 at 4:36 AM, molarbear said: That was pretty much what happened I kept hitting it as hard as I could with my shoe and it kept trying to crawl away9 Expand It was probably thinking of it's family. It's kids. Thinking, "I've got to get home (WHAM)...i've got (WHAM)............to...get..h(WHAM)" Edited August 9, 2019 by Mix 1
molarbear Posted August 9, 2019 Author Posted August 9, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 5:31 AM, Mix said: It was probably thinking of it's family. It's kids. Thinking, "I've got to get home (WHAM)...i've got (WHAM)............to...get..h(WHAM)" Expand 2
Vamped Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 If its a regular house spider, I swipe at it to give it a chance to get out of my sight everything else can get the sole of my shoe. These fucking gnats in the office though, If I could have a blow torch I would torch the fuck out of them.
molarbear Posted August 10, 2019 Author Posted August 10, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 4:45 PM, Vamped said: If its a regular house spider, I swipe at it to give it a chance to get out of my sight everything else can get the sole of my shoe. These fucking gnats in the office though, If I could have a blow torch I would torch the fuck out of them. Expand What if it's a Fiddle back? Those things rot your skin when they bite apparently
Vamped Posted August 10, 2019 Posted August 10, 2019 On 8/10/2019 at 6:43 AM, molarbear said: What if it's a Fiddle back? Those things rot your skin when they bite apparently Expand I dont think of brown recluse spiders as regular house spiders. There was one chilling in my bathroom at my last apartment. I sent a picture of it to my sister and my mom made my step dad come over and kill it because I was pregnant. 1
DragonSinger Posted August 10, 2019 Posted August 10, 2019 On 8/8/2019 at 4:12 AM, molarbear said: That apologizes to bugs when I have to kill them for violating the unspoken of rule of never entering the house? I just squished a cricket and felt terrible because I tried to make it as quick and painless as possible but that little fucker took like 12 wags with the shoe to finally get him Expand Usually no. Anything I kill in my house tends to be insects that sting/bite, pests that can multiply quickly, or spiders that are too big or making egg sacs. The only ones I apologize to is if it's something harmless that I accidentally badly injured with my butterfingers while trying to dump it out of the house with a paper towel.
DragonSinger Posted August 10, 2019 Posted August 10, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 2:14 AM, Mix said: Everybody seems to have a vendetta against a specific bug....they're just tiny bugs yo damn, I remember the shit I saw in Uganda....huge flying cockroaches that wouldn't even fly away, they'd fly at you, like they were attacking....fucking lizards running across ceilings.... indoor living has made us soft.....we need to go camping....see some real shit Expand Yellow jackets can kill my ass and they're assholes. Damn right I've got a vendetta against them.
Mix Posted August 10, 2019 Posted August 10, 2019 On 8/10/2019 at 6:18 PM, SorceressPol said: Yellow jackets can kill my ass and they're assholes. Damn right I've got a vendetta against them. Expand well, that's completely different....I was referencing arbitrary bug killings.....not blood feuds >.> 1
Mix Posted August 12, 2019 Posted August 12, 2019 @molarbear @SorceressPol I don't know why the universe does these things to me. I was all holier than thou in here and this morning I was washing the dishes and something told me to look at my shirt, I didn't feel anything, but my spidey senses were tingling (so to speak >.>). There was a spider walking up my shirt toward my face. I let out a manly growl of concern, brushed it off, and laughed. THEN THERE WAS A ANOTHER ONE. I calmly took off my shirt and shorts and stepped into the shower. I didn't kill anything so technically not a hypocrite, but I did put my clothes in the trash can.
DragonSinger Posted August 12, 2019 Posted August 12, 2019 On 8/12/2019 at 6:40 PM, Mix said: @molarbear @SorceressPol I don't know why the universe does these things to me. I was all holier than thou in here and this morning I was washing the dishes and something told me to look at my shirt, I didn't feel anything, but my spidey senses were tingling (so to speak >.>). There was a spider walking up my shirt toward my face. I let out a manly growl of concern, brushed it off, and laughed. THEN THERE WAS A ANOTHER ONE. I calmly took off my shirt and shorts and stepped into the shower. I didn't kill anything so technically not a hypocrite, but I did put my clothes in the trash can. Expand Manly growl of concern - translation: a scream that matches Chris Tucker's. Dude, you didn't have to throw your clothes away. Drown those suckers in the washer like a true unrepentant murderer. @cyberbully, is there something on your shirt?
Mix Posted August 13, 2019 Posted August 13, 2019 On 8/12/2019 at 9:22 PM, SorceressPol said: Manly growl of concern - translation: a scream that matches Chris Tucker's. Dude, you didn't have to throw your clothes away. Drown those suckers in the washer like a true unrepentant murderer. @cyberbully, is there something on your shirt? Expand I'd been house cleaning and I think I just got into some webbing in the attic or something....in any case those were old paint stained clothes anyway
molarbear Posted August 13, 2019 Author Posted August 13, 2019 On 8/12/2019 at 6:40 PM, Mix said: @molarbear @SorceressPol I don't know why the universe does these things to me. I was all holier than thou in here and this morning I was washing the dishes and something told me to look at my shirt, I didn't feel anything, but my spidey senses were tingling (so to speak >.>). There was a spider walking up my shirt toward my face. I let out a manly growl of concern, brushed it off, and laughed. THEN THERE WAS A ANOTHER ONE. I calmly took off my shirt and shorts and stepped into the shower. I didn't kill anything so technically not a hypocrite, but I did put my clothes in the trash can. Expand This is what those spiders are thinking right about now 1
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