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That apologizes to bugs when I have to kill them for violating the unspoken of rule of never entering the house?

I just squished a cricket and felt terrible because I tried to make it as quick and painless as possible but that little fucker took like 12 wags with the shoe to finally get him

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A cricket.....You kill crickets? 

Hell, I usually just let them hang out......But I kill spiders with no fucking remorse.....There was a huge one just chilling on the side of my bed near the wall....All I could think is "this mother fucker has been here for no telling how long, just chilling by my face while I sleep"......Oh god, now i gotta get up and look for spiders.

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7 hours ago, cyberbully said:

A cricket.....You kill crickets? 

Hell, I usually just let them hang out......But I kill spiders with no fucking remorse.....There was a huge one just chilling on the side of my bed near the wall....All I could think is "this mother fucker has been here for no telling how long, just chilling by my face while I sleep"......Oh god, now i gotta get up and look for spiders.

Yes

I dated a girl for about a week once, when I went to stay at her place she had a pet tarantula and I was like "This probably isn't going to work"

Imagine trying to sleep and there's a spider so damn big you can hear it's every step as it paces around it's little cage

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When I lived in Texas, out in the country on a ranch, I used to have to check for bugs before showering. One day, I found a huge scorpion waiting for me. So me, ass naked, grabs a shampoo bottle to crush him. For whatever reason, every time I tried to kill him, I just ended up ripping off a limb. Like I hit this poor thing about 6 times before I finished the job. Was pretty sure the scorpion mafia was and still is after my life for that execution. 

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Depends on the bug.  Sometimes I just catch them & toss them out a window or door.  And I've let thousand-leggers and some spiders be. 

But for the most part, stink bugs & earwigs get no mercy.

There was a blood bath in my first apt. (roach infested house, back when pyrethrin aka "Roach Ender" was still otc)

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21 hours ago, molarbear said:

Man I usually do but when it's a cricket I'm going to kill the damn thing before it hops away and chirps all night

 

15 hours ago, cyberbully said:

A cricket.....You kill crickets? 

Hell, I usually just let them hang out......But I kill spiders with no fucking remorse.....There was a huge one just chilling on the side of my bed near the wall....All I could think is "this mother fucker has been here for no telling how long, just chilling by my face while I sleep"......Oh god, now i gotta get up and look for spiders.

 

4 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

When I lived in Texas, out in the country on a ranch, I used to have to check for bugs before showering. One day, I found a huge scorpion waiting for me. So me, ass naked, grabs a shampoo bottle to crush him. For whatever reason, every time I tried to kill him, I just ended up ripping off a limb. Like I hit this poor thing about 6 times before I finished the job. Was pretty sure the scorpion mafia was and still is after my life for that execution. 

 

Everybody seems to have a vendetta against a specific bug....they're just tiny bugs yo

damn, I remember the shit I saw in Uganda....huge flying cockroaches that wouldn't even fly away, they'd fly at you, like they were attacking....fucking lizards running across ceilings....

indoor living has made us soft.....we need to go camping....see some real shit

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10 minutes ago, Mix said:

 

 

 

Everybody seems to have a vendetta against a specific bug....they're just tiny bugs yo

damn, I remember the shit I saw in Uganda....huge flying cockroaches that wouldn't even fly away, they'd fly at you, like they were attacking....fucking lizards running across ceilings....

indoor living has made us soft.....we need to go camping....see some real shit

Vacationing in a rented house in Hawaii, I was ok with wild geckos on the walls and ceilings. The roaches next to my bed were another matter.

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31 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Vacationing in a rented house in Hawaii, I was ok with wild geckos on the walls and ceilings. The roaches next to my bed were another matter.

those muthafukkas act like they're angry you came into their house 

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Just now, Gyaos said:

I don't apologize, but I feel bad.

Unless we're talking about mosquitoes, in which case fuck those guys.

Dang I didn't even think about them... I don't kill anything more complex than a fly if i can help it, like I don't kill crickets or spiders, although i haven't released too many house centipedes outside..... Shits too scary

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2 hours ago, Mix said:

 

 

 

Everybody seems to have a vendetta against a specific bug....they're just tiny bugs yo

damn, I remember the shit I saw in Uganda....huge flying cockroaches that wouldn't even fly away, they'd fly at you, like they were attacking....fucking lizards running across ceilings....

indoor living has made us soft.....we need to go camping....see some real shit

I couldn't find a small clip of him just saying the line so just stop it after the first sentence to let the burn set in

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7 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

When I lived in Texas, out in the country on a ranch, I used to have to check for bugs before showering. One day, I found a huge scorpion waiting for me. So me, ass naked, grabs a shampoo bottle to crush him. For whatever reason, every time I tried to kill him, I just ended up ripping off a limb. Like I hit this poor thing about 6 times before I finished the job. Was pretty sure the scorpion mafia was and still is after my life for that execution. 

That was pretty much what happened

I kept hitting it as hard as I could with my shoe and it kept trying to crawl away

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55 minutes ago, molarbear said:

That was pretty much what happened

I kept hitting it as hard as I could with my shoe and it kept trying to crawl away9

It was probably thinking of it's family. It's kids. Thinking, "I've got to get home (WHAM)...i've got (WHAM)............to...get..h(WHAM)" 

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If its a regular house spider, I swipe at it to give it a chance to get out of my sight 

 

 

everything else can get the sole of my shoe. 

 

These fucking gnats in the office though, If I could have a blow torch I would torch the fuck out of them. 

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13 hours ago, Vamped said:

If its a regular house spider, I swipe at it to give it a chance to get out of my sight 

 

 

everything else can get the sole of my shoe. 

 

These fucking gnats in the office though, If I could have a blow torch I would torch the fuck out of them. 

What if it's a Fiddle back?

Those things rot your skin when they bite apparently

 

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8 hours ago, molarbear said:

What if it's a Fiddle back?

Those things rot your skin when they bite apparently

 

I dont think of brown recluse spiders as regular house spiders. 

There was one chilling in my bathroom at my last apartment. I sent a picture of it to my sister and my mom made my step dad come over and kill it because I was pregnant. 

 

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On 8/8/2019 at 12:12 AM, molarbear said:

That apologizes to bugs when I have to kill them for violating the unspoken of rule of never entering the house?

I just squished a cricket and felt terrible because I tried to make it as quick and painless as possible but that little fucker took like 12 wags with the shoe to finally get him

Usually no. Anything I kill in my house tends to be insects that sting/bite, pests that can multiply quickly, or spiders that are too big or making egg sacs. The only ones I apologize to is if it's something harmless that I accidentally badly injured with my butterfingers while trying to dump it out of the house with a paper towel.

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On 8/8/2019 at 10:14 PM, Mix said:

 

 

 

Everybody seems to have a vendetta against a specific bug....they're just tiny bugs yo

damn, I remember the shit I saw in Uganda....huge flying cockroaches that wouldn't even fly away, they'd fly at you, like they were attacking....fucking lizards running across ceilings....

indoor living has made us soft.....we need to go camping....see some real shit

Yellow jackets can kill my ass and they're assholes. Damn right I've got a vendetta against them. 

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4 hours ago, SorceressPol said:

Yellow jackets can kill my ass and they're assholes. Damn right I've got a vendetta against them. 

well, that's completely different....I was referencing arbitrary bug killings.....not blood feuds >.>

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@molarbear @SorceressPol

 

I don't know why the universe does these things to me. I was all holier than thou in here and this morning I was washing the dishes and something told me to look at my shirt, I didn't feel anything, but my spidey senses were tingling (so to speak >.>). There was a spider walking up my shirt toward my face. I let out a manly growl of concern, brushed it off, and laughed. THEN THERE WAS A ANOTHER ONE. I calmly took off my shirt and shorts and stepped into the shower. I didn't kill anything so technically not a hypocrite, but I did put my clothes in the trash can. 

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2 hours ago, Mix said:

@molarbear @SorceressPol

 

I don't know why the universe does these things to me. I was all holier than thou in here and this morning I was washing the dishes and something told me to look at my shirt, I didn't feel anything, but my spidey senses were tingling (so to speak >.>). There was a spider walking up my shirt toward my face. I let out a manly growl of concern, brushed it off, and laughed. THEN THERE WAS A ANOTHER ONE. I calmly took off my shirt and shorts and stepped into the shower. I didn't kill anything so technically not a hypocrite, but I did put my clothes in the trash can. 

Manly growl of concern - translation: a scream that matches Chris Tucker's. Dude, you didn't have to throw your clothes away. Drown those suckers in the washer like a true unrepentant murderer.

@cyberbully, is there something on your shirt?

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3 hours ago, SorceressPol said:

Manly growl of concern - translation: a scream that matches Chris Tucker's. Dude, you didn't have to throw your clothes away. Drown those suckers in the washer like a true unrepentant murderer.

@cyberbully, is there something on your shirt?

I'd been house cleaning and I think I just got into some webbing in the attic or something....in any case those were old paint stained clothes anyway

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9 hours ago, Mix said:

@molarbear @SorceressPol

 

I don't know why the universe does these things to me. I was all holier than thou in here and this morning I was washing the dishes and something told me to look at my shirt, I didn't feel anything, but my spidey senses were tingling (so to speak >.>). There was a spider walking up my shirt toward my face. I let out a manly growl of concern, brushed it off, and laughed. THEN THERE WAS A ANOTHER ONE. I calmly took off my shirt and shorts and stepped into the shower. I didn't kill anything so technically not a hypocrite, but I did put my clothes in the trash can. 

This is what those spiders are thinking right about now

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