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I have the box that has both Death and Rebirth AND End of Eva, in addition to the series box set.

The glory hole will be around the corner, just drop to your knees on the X in front of the sheet.

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Posted
1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I have the box that has both Death and Rebirth AND End of Eva, in addition to the series box set.

The glory hole will be around the corner, just drop to your knees on the X in front of the sheet.

wow I wasn't aware there was a set like that...

ok make sure there are no scratches on the disks. 

 

Posted
44 minutes ago, The_Hound said:

unpopular opinion

the original series and movies are garbage

hot garbage

the rebuilds are way fucking better.

 

End of Eva movie is allright. 

Posted
2 hours ago, Phillies said:

complete series DVD + movie End of Eva. 

Not sure if I should run away from this or not. 

This is how you end up in a dungeon. If that person wanted to sound less full of shit, they should have at least asked for anal. No way is someone giving up a series that valuable for just a blowjob.

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1 hour ago, SorceressPol said:

This is how you end up in a dungeon. If that person wanted to sound less full of shit, they should have at least asked for anal. No way is someone giving up a series that valuable for just a blowjob.

Don't ruin my hopes and dreams. 

Seriously. 

Posted
1 hour ago, zombieninjakitten said:

Hate to say it but I don’t know if I could pass up and opportunity like that.

SMH. You and @Phillies gonna end up in a windowless room with your nipples hooked up to a car battery. I seent it on the ID Channel. I SEENT IT!

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6 hours ago, SorceressPol said:

This is how you end up in a dungeon. If that person wanted to sound less full of shit, they should have at least asked for anal. No way is someone giving up a series that valuable for just a blowjob.

Honestly when you put it like that... I'd go to see if he really has an actual dungeon. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, Skiles said:

I have a VHS of the movie Hook, and I'll give to you if you watch me jerk off.

I'm literally bent over my keyboard laughing.  Thank you.

 

Posted
13 hours ago, Skiles said:

I have a VHS of the movie Hook, and I'll give to you if you watch me jerk off.

did anyone take you up on this offer yet?? 

Posted
22 hours ago, SorceressPol said:

SMH. You and @Phillies gonna end up in a windowless room with your nipples hooked up to a car battery. I seent it on the ID Channel. I SEENT IT!

 

22 hours ago, SorceressPol said:

SMH. You and @Phillies gonna end up in a windowless room with your nipples hooked up to a car battery. I seent it on the ID Channel. I SEENT IT!

On some bizarre Freudian level that sounds kinda hot! lol

Posted
5 hours ago, Phillies said:

neon-genesis-evangelion-vol-1-26end-5-mo

 

this is what I ended up getting^ the quality of this is terrible! I can't even turn subtitles off... wtf!!!! 

Ain't...nobody...trading...a...legit...copy...of...that...series...for...a...blowjob. NOBODY. Just be glad you got home safe.

Posted
32 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

Ain't...nobody...trading...a...legit...copy...of...that...series...for...a...blowjob. NOBODY. Just be glad you got home safe.

I can't get AIDS from this can I? 

Posted
14 hours ago, Phillies said:

neon-genesis-evangelion-vol-1-26end-5-mo

 

this is what I ended up getting^ the quality of this is terrible! I can't even turn subtitles off... wtf!!!! 

That's pretty impressive. Not only do you have the entire series and five movies, but you also got the full Shinji experience of giving a dude a beej.

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Posted
3 hours ago, imchapp.in said:

That's pretty impressive. Not only do you have the entire series and five movies, but you also got the full Shinji experience of giving a dude a beej.

is shinji the bottom in that relationship? honestly i could see it going both ways.

Posted
3 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said:

did you swallow?

I... I don't remember. I drank some pepsi and everything started spinning... then... well I don't remember anything. 

 

:|

Posted
23 hours ago, Phillies said:

this is what I ended up getting^ the quality of this is terrible! I can't even turn subtitles off... wtf!!!! 

So...

...how his dick taste?

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Posted
5 hours ago, Juice McKenzie said:

is shinji the bottom in that relationship? honestly i could see it going both ways.

I can see Shinji as a verse so he’d at the very least agree to a 69

Posted
10 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said:

I...don't understand why this is a thread.

CAUSE EVANGELION COMPLETE COLLECTION COST BETWEEN 300-600$$$$$ AND THE END OF EVA MOVIE COST 50$ ON AMAZON

SO GUESS WHAT?? I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY SO

EITHER ME OR WAIFU IS GONNA EAT A COCK

Posted
9 minutes ago, Phillies said:

CAUSE EVANGELION COMPLETE COLLECTION COST BETWEEN 300-600$$$$$ AND THE END OF EVA MOVIE COST 50$ ON AMAZON

SO GUESS WHAT?? I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY SO

EITHER ME OR WAIFU IS GONNA EAT A COCK

For a bootleg.

Posted
1 hour ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said:

I mean I could see for an original copy in pristine condition. But a bootleg? Nah.

Dude said it was an un-opened mint platinum collection metallic box! with Rei Ayanami's signature!  and End of Eva movie also mint.

Posted
1 hour ago, Phillies said:

Dude said it was an un-opened mint platinum collection metallic box! with Rei Ayanami's signature!  and End of Eva movie also mint.

Just say you bought a bootleg intentionally instead of all this drama. 

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