Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: 0 Took my answer.
Vela Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 6 is how my mother used to make me pee in sketchy public restrooms, I'm not kidding. *just realizes something* 1
midnight Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 Handstand to make a shit fountain. The hell is wrong with you all?
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vela said: *just realizes something* Are you gonna leave us hanging???
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 3. i find that when penning my memoirs, the back of the commode is a most excellent desk. just like sir herrington. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, discolemonade said: 3. i find that when penning my memoirs, the back of the commode is a most excellent desk. just like sir herrington. That's how Butters reads his comic books. 1 2
Vela Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Are you gonna leave us hanging??? Sry Remember that convo we were having about public restrooms? Maybe I get that paranoia from my mom. 1
midnight Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, discolemonade said: 3. i find that when penning my memoirs, the back of the commode is a most excellent desk. just like sir herrington. Commode huh? Making shitters sexy I see. 1
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vela said: 6 is how my mother used to make me pee in sketchy public restrooms, I'm not kidding.*just realizes something* so i had a gig in e. los angeles at a corporate rent~a~center type thing. 3 floors, each had restrooms. the employees were primarirly hispanic. the 1st floor was the warehouse/distribution. i couldn't understand why there were do~do tissue in the napkin bin. i asked my boss, and she said, because in mexico folks squat over the toilet, because habit. terrible plumbing in mexico. so, my next trip, i ventured to more....sketchy area of tiajuana, and sure as shit, there is no actual commode...just a hole. same with the next bar...and the one after that. needless to say, i didn't venture to the 1st floor restroom. ever. again. but found some amazing places to hang in mexico.
Vela Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 Is this a tub, a toilet or a giant ass sink?! Wth is this? 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Vela said: Sry Remember that convo we were having about public restrooms? Maybe I get that paranoia from my mom. I do remember that! 🤣
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Vela said: Is this a tub, a toilet or a giant ass sink?! Wth is this? That's for the person in diagram 0. 2
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 @Vela Also we ALL probably get our paranoia about using public toilets from our moms. 🤣 1
midnight Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Phillies said: I use the sub pump I thought you fucked the sub pump?
Vela Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 Is this Cancer? I'm coming across the weirdest stuff right now...
Vela Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: That's for the person in diagram 0. I lold 1
Vela Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 10 minutes ago, discolemonade said: so i had a gig in e. los angeles at a corporate rent~a~center type thing. 3 floors, each had restrooms. the employees were primarirly hispanic. the 1st floor was the warehouse/distribution. i couldn't understand why there were do~do tissue in the napkin bin. i asked my boss, and she said, because in mexico folks squat over the toilet, because habit. terrible plumbing in mexico. so, my next trip, i ventured to more....sketchy area of tiajuana, and sure as shit, there is no actual commode...just a hole. same with the next bar...and the one after that. needless to say, i didn't venture to the 1st floor restroom. ever. again. but found some amazing places to hang in mexico. 1
Vela Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 19 minutes ago, midnight said: Handstand to make a shit fountain. The hell is wrong with you all? 1
Vela Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 (edited) 21 minutes ago, discolemonade said: Upgrade Edited June 28, 2019 by Vela 1
ghostrek Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 has janitor this fucked and piss me off no pun intened 2
Vela Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 18 minutes ago, midnight said: Stocking stuffer for disco 1
Skiles Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 I just lay down in the bathtub and let the chips fall where they may.
discolé monade Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Vela said: Is this a tub, a toilet or a giant ass sink?! Wth is this? that my dear, is the tubsinlet combo. take a nice long soak, work those bowels into submission, do your doody (yeah..i did that), and then wash yo' ass. ugh...this place is SOOOOO uncouth. 3
Vela Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 38 minutes ago, discolemonade said: that my dear, is the tubsinlet combo. 🤣 1
Vela Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 17 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: Number 7 confuses me. Considering bathrooms aren't the hugest room in the house wouldn't that toilet have to be like in the middle of the room to comfortably fit your legs n feet behind it? All the others obviously make complete sense. 1
Majin Mayhem Posted June 28, 2019 Posted June 28, 2019 (edited) Anyone else envy the balance of person 8? also....now all I can think of is the diarrhea mess of the same individual Edited June 28, 2019 by Majin Mayhem 2
Vela Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Majin Mayhem said: Anyone else envy the balance of person 8? Yes 7 hours ago, Majin Mayhem said: ....now all I can think of is the diarrhea mess of the same individual Ew 😟
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted June 29, 2019 Posted June 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Vela said: Number 7 confuses me. Considering bathrooms aren't the hugest room in the house wouldn't that toilet have to be like in the middle of the room to comfortably fit your legs n feet behind it? All the others obviously make complete sense. All but 1 and 3 confuse me.
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