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I hate when people say "I'm your biggest fan"


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Posted
27 minutes ago, imchapp.in said:

Is there a way of gauging who is the biggest fan? Like if they know an obscure work that only a handful of people have seen?

Yes

Posted
46 minutes ago, Poof said:

Or a variation of that

It's so stupid and typically a lie

I am your largest* fan.

 

 

*specifically among members of the UEMB, as I am pretty sure I am the largest member of these forums.

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Posted
46 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I am your largest* fan.

 

 

*specifically among members of the UEMB, as I am pretty sure I am the largest member of these forums.

Thats ok. I have had sex w/fat guys

Posted
28 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

It should be phrased "You're the individual whom I am most a fan of."

Even thats a lie most of the time

Posted
1 hour ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said:

lol yeah cuz like how would they know all the other fans or how big they are?

Theyre terrible little liars

Posted
36 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

what if they're referring to their penis?

It better be like 13.5 inches

Posted
3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

What if they meant they were your physically largest fan? :o

 

Sometimes when ppl ask me how big I am I tell them how tall I am

Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, Poof said:

Sometimes when ppl ask me how big I am I tell them how tall I am

Just naming random balloon sizes could also work, and It'll probably confuse the heck outta them as well.

"24 inches when fully inflated, but I can push it to 29 or 30."

Edited by TrigunBebop
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Posted
37 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Just naming random balloon sizes could also work, and It'll probably confuse the heck outta them as well.

"24 inches when fully inflated, but I can push it to 29 or 30."

I like that. I'm going to say that sometime.

Posted
42 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

Do you actually like humongous dicks? lol

Yea but sometimes they're not the greatest bc they're too floppy

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Posted
1 hour ago, nameraka said:

yeah.

that always weirds me out too. 

it's like... in what sense?

are you fucking spying on me?

it's still odd in that way too. I never feel like I'm a big deal I just act like it

Posted
1 hour ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said:

But a giant ass warehouse fan

take a picture of it and write “no you arent”

 

hand everyone who says it a copy 

I like that one too. You guys are the best

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