Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Or a variation of that It's so stupid and typically a lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Is there a way of gauging who is the biggest fan? Like if they know an obscure work that only a handful of people have seen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I'm your biggest air conditioner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I am your huckleberry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 27 minutes ago, imchapp.in said: Is there a way of gauging who is the biggest fan? Like if they know an obscure work that only a handful of people have seen? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 You respond to that the same way I respond to people, in general...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 46 minutes ago, Poof said: Or a variation of that It's so stupid and typically a lie I am your largest* fan. *specifically among members of the UEMB, as I am pretty sure I am the largest member of these forums. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 lol yeah cuz like how would they know all the other fans or how big they are? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 It should be phrased "You're the individual whom I am most a fan of." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 46 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: I am your largest* fan. *specifically among members of the UEMB, as I am pretty sure I am the largest member of these forums. Thats ok. I have had sex w/fat guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 28 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: It should be phrased "You're the individual whom I am most a fan of." Even thats a lie most of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Cancer said: I am your huckleberry What does that mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Poof said: What does that mean https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: lol yeah cuz like how would they know all the other fans or how big they are? Theyre terrible little liars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 30 minutes ago, Cancer said: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/that https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rhetorical question 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I'm your averagest fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: I'm your biggest air conditioner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, Cau said: I'm your averagest fan. you're competition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Poof said: you're competition For what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Cau said: For what? biggest whore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Just now, Poof said: biggest whore? Wow, rude. I'm only 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 Just now, Cau said: Wow, rude. I'm only 12. it's actually rude of you to say that's rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Just now, Poof said: it's actually rude of you to say that's rude Of course I'm rude, I'm a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cau said: Of course I'm rude, I'm a child. you're my son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 25 minutes ago, Poof said: you're my son DO I LOOK LIKE A BOY TO YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 what if they're referring to their penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Cau said: DO I LOOK LIKE A BOY TO YOU Sorry sorry sorry I meant calf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 36 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: what if they're referring to their penis? It better be like 13.5 inches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Poof said: Thats ok. I have had sex w/fat guys So whatchu doin tonight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 28 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I know it's coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 27 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: So whatchu doin tonight Probably crying 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, Poof said: Probably crying Well that's not fun sexy times at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 36 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: So whatchu doin tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Well that's not fun sexy times at all. No not so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Poof said: It better be like 13.5 inches i can't compete with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 51 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said: i can't compete with that You said biggest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 What if they meant they were your physically largest fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: What if they meant they were your physically largest fan? Sometimes when ppl ask me how big I am I tell them how tall I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Poof said: Sometimes when ppl ask me how big I am I tell them how tall I am Just naming random balloon sizes could also work, and It'll probably confuse the heck outta them as well. "24 inches when fully inflated, but I can push it to 29 or 30." Edited June 5, 2019 by TrigunBebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 27 minutes ago, Poof said: You said biggest. Do you actually like humongous dicks? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 yeah. that always weirds me out too. it's like... in what sense? are you fucking spying on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 But a giant ass warehouse fan take a picture of it and write “no you arent” hand everyone who says it a copy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Biggest Fan got too excited... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Quackers said: I don't even know what you do Something really hard probably 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 37 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Just naming random balloon sizes could also work, and It'll probably confuse the heck outta them as well. "24 inches when fully inflated, but I can push it to 29 or 30." I like that. I'm going to say that sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 42 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Do you actually like humongous dicks? lol Yea but sometimes they're not the greatest bc they're too floppy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Poof said: Yea but sometimes they're not the greatest bc they're too floppy So getchu a little prick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 hour ago, nameraka said: yeah. that always weirds me out too. it's like... in what sense? are you fucking spying on me? it's still odd in that way too. I never feel like I'm a big deal I just act like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 hour ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: But a giant ass warehouse fan take a picture of it and write “no you arent” hand everyone who says it a copy I like that one too. You guys are the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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