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There is no truer sign that you're getting old...


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Posted
1 minute ago, Poof said:

Take it easy champ

It's not even like I was furiously going at it, either. I just tightened up real quick, and boom.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Skiles said:

It's not even like I was furiously going at it, either. I just tightened up real quick, and boom.

Keep it loose. Let it happen

Posted
4 minutes ago, Skiles said:

Shut up, Wooderson.

We don't have to take it there. The guy at the liquor store I spent a solid 5 minutes talking to said I looked 21 at most, but he also said that the baggy jeans and oversized tee made me look out of touch with what college age students usually wear. He was cool and all, but he basically called me young enough to snuggle with legal age hotties... Which also made him cool. 

Posted (edited)
22 hours ago, Skiles said:

Than when you pull a back muscle jerking off.

I once held a sneeze in and then couldn't bend over for a couple days without jolting pain throughout my back

Sitting on the Toilet went from being an enjoyable thing to ascending the Aggro Crag

 

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, helpme said:

How about waking up with a sore ass?

 

That’s a normal thing. Fuck, at least 75% of adults 18-40 wake up with a sore ass at least 5 times in their lives. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said:

That’s a normal thing. Fuck, at least 75% of adults 18-40 wake up with a sore ass at least 5 times in their lives. 

The dip in my mattress probably doesn't help 

Posted
2 hours ago, Still Me said:

Old is a coworker saying “I wasn’t alive when the lion king came out”

Big oof.

Isn't there a law against child labor?

Posted (edited)
18 hours ago, Skiles said:

Than when you pull a back muscle jerking off.

I know that feel.

I've pulled a back muscle a few times while looning.

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Havent pulled anything fapping but I was just moving some stuff in my storage unit and the weird cramp that I get in the center of my right buttcheek is back 

Posted
3 hours ago, Vamped said:

Havent pulled anything fapping but I was just moving some stuff in my storage unit and the weird cramp that I get in the center of my right buttcheek is back 

You need a butt massage.

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