Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 5:46 AM, Poof said: Take it easy champ Expand It's not even like I was furiously going at it, either. I just tightened up real quick, and boom.
Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 5:41 AM, StarPanda said: Guess I'm still not old, I'm missing out Expand Oh, it's the BEST.
Poof Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 5:50 AM, Skiles said: It's not even like I was furiously going at it, either. I just tightened up real quick, and boom. Expand Keep it loose. Let it happen
lupin_bebop Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 ........Blowing out your knee while sitting down. 2
thee2TONfist Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 ouch. On 5/2/2019 at 5:58 AM, lupin_bebop said: ........Blowing out your knee while sitting down. Expand
Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 6:03 AM, Zenigundam said: Nobody's getting older. Stop saying that. 😐 Expand Shut up, Wooderson. 1
lupin_bebop Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 6:03 AM, Zenigundam said: Nobody's getting older. Stop saying that. 😐 Expand Yeah...you are. Get over it, Dough Boy. 1
Zenigundam Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 6:05 AM, Skiles said: Shut up, Wooderson. Expand We don't have to take it there. The guy at the liquor store I spent a solid 5 minutes talking to said I looked 21 at most, but he also said that the baggy jeans and oversized tee made me look out of touch with what college age students usually wear. He was cool and all, but he basically called me young enough to snuggle with legal age hotties... Which also made him cool.
Zenigundam Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 6:05 AM, Skiles said: Shut up, Wooderson. Expand Nah I can't afford to get clowned rn
Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 6:52 AM, Zenigundam said: Nah I can't afford to get clowned rn Expand You just did.
midnight Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 I constantly blow out my knees. Most recently was Monday, getting in the car.
Still Me Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 5:39 AM, Skiles said: Than when you pull a back muscle jerking off. Expand Holy shit...lol....
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Wait until you see Martha Stewart and Carol Leifer on TV / Internet and think to yourself, "Yeah... she's pretty hot," regarding each of them.
Still Me Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Old is a coworker saying “I wasn’t alive when the lion king came out” 3 1
molarbear Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 (edited) On 5/2/2019 at 5:39 AM, Skiles said: Than when you pull a back muscle jerking off. Expand I once held a sneeze in and then couldn't bend over for a couple days without jolting pain throughout my back Sitting on the Toilet went from being an enjoyable thing to ascending the Aggro Crag Edited May 3, 2019 by molarbear 1 2
lupin_bebop Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 (edited) On 5/2/2019 at 4:34 PM, helpme said: How about waking up with a sore ass? Expand That’s a normal thing. Fuck, at least 75% of adults 18-40 wake up with a sore ass at least 5 times in their lives. Edited May 2, 2019 by lupin_bebop 1
lupin_bebop Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Got a new one: Your joints hurt while sitting still in a plane or train.
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 7:16 PM, lupin_bebop said: That’s a normal thing. Fuck, at least 75% of adults 18-40 wake up with a sore ass at least 5 times in their lives. Expand The dip in my mattress probably doesn't help
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 I pulled a muscle in my back once bending over to pick up an empty soda can.
Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 6:35 PM, Still Me said: Old is a coworker saying “I wasn’t alive when the lion king came out” Expand Big oof. Isn't there a law against child labor?
zombieninjakitten Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 I threw my back out buttering my toast the other day. I mean, not trying to sound too badass or anything.
TrigunBebop Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 (edited) On 5/2/2019 at 5:39 AM, Skiles said: Than when you pull a back muscle jerking off. Expand I know that feel. I've pulled a back muscle a few times while looning. Edited May 3, 2019 by TrigunBebop
Vela Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 I bought a house with a chairlift in it =| I don't need it yet. It's called foresight.
lupin_bebop Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 I once pulled a muscle putting on pants. Not even jeans.....lounge pants.
Vamped Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 Havent pulled anything fapping but I was just moving some stuff in my storage unit and the weird cramp that I get in the center of my right buttcheek is back
Skiles Posted May 4, 2019 Author Posted May 4, 2019 On 5/3/2019 at 11:24 PM, Vamped said: Havent pulled anything fapping but I was just moving some stuff in my storage unit and the weird cramp that I get in the center of my right buttcheek is back Expand You need a butt massage.
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