Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Than when you pull a back muscle jerking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Guess I'm still not old, I'm missing out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Take it easy champ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Author Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Take it easy champ It's not even like I was furiously going at it, either. I just tightened up real quick, and boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Author Share Posted May 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Guess I'm still not old, I'm missing out Oh, it's the BEST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Skiles said: It's not even like I was furiously going at it, either. I just tightened up real quick, and boom. Keep it loose. Let it happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 hmmm, i can argue but it is depressing so no. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 ........Blowing out your knee while sitting down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 ouch. 1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said: ........Blowing out your knee while sitting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Nobody's getting older. Stop saying that. 😐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Author Share Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, Zenigundam said: Nobody's getting older. Stop saying that. 😐 Shut up, Wooderson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Nobody's getting older. Stop saying that. 😐 Yeah...you are. Get over it, Dough Boy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Old is what old does! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Skiles said: Shut up, Wooderson. We don't have to take it there. The guy at the liquor store I spent a solid 5 minutes talking to said I looked 21 at most, but he also said that the baggy jeans and oversized tee made me look out of touch with what college age students usually wear. He was cool and all, but he basically called me young enough to snuggle with legal age hotties... Which also made him cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 45 minutes ago, Skiles said: Shut up, Wooderson. Nah I can't afford to get clowned rn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Author Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Nah I can't afford to get clowned rn You just did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 I constantly blow out my knees. Most recently was Monday, getting in the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 8 hours ago, Skiles said: Than when you pull a back muscle jerking off. Holy shit...lol.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Wait until you see Martha Stewart and Carol Leifer on TV / Internet and think to yourself, "Yeah... she's pretty hot," regarding each of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 How about waking up with a sore ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Old is a coworker saying “I wasn’t alive when the lion king came out” 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 (edited) 22 hours ago, Skiles said: Than when you pull a back muscle jerking off. I once held a sneeze in and then couldn't bend over for a couple days without jolting pain throughout my back Sitting on the Toilet went from being an enjoyable thing to ascending the Aggro Crag Edited May 3, 2019 by molarbear 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, helpme said: How about waking up with a sore ass? That’s a normal thing. Fuck, at least 75% of adults 18-40 wake up with a sore ass at least 5 times in their lives. Edited May 2, 2019 by lupin_bebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Got a new one: Your joints hurt while sitting still in a plane or train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said: That’s a normal thing. Fuck, at least 75% of adults 18-40 wake up with a sore ass at least 5 times in their lives. The dip in my mattress probably doesn't help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 I pulled a muscle in my back once bending over to pick up an empty soda can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 2, 2019 Author Share Posted May 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Still Me said: Old is a coworker saying “I wasn’t alive when the lion king came out” Big oof. Isn't there a law against child labor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Stretching before touching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieninjakitten Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 I threw my back out buttering my toast the other day. I mean, not trying to sound too badass or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 (edited) 18 hours ago, Skiles said: Than when you pull a back muscle jerking off. I know that feel. I've pulled a back muscle a few times while looning. Edited May 3, 2019 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 I bought a house with a chairlift in it =| I don't need it yet. It's called foresight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 I once pulled a muscle putting on pants. Not even jeans.....lounge pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Havent pulled anything fapping but I was just moving some stuff in my storage unit and the weird cramp that I get in the center of my right buttcheek is back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted May 4, 2019 Author Share Posted May 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Vamped said: Havent pulled anything fapping but I was just moving some stuff in my storage unit and the weird cramp that I get in the center of my right buttcheek is back You need a butt massage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 I have a bad back, so yup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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