K_N Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 6 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 i want to try this irl brb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 some of us really don't want to touch the public toilet seat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 That's fine if it works, but if you slip, it's going to be hard to explain to the paramedics. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 but the poo is gonna graze my balls. this is the only part of the whole thing that makes me uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 47 minutes ago, K_N said: If he were female...and this were diarrhea....this would be a different story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 this makes me very, very uncomfortable. so much so, that i need to see this irl. quick...someone do science. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: this makes me very, very uncomfortable. so much so, that i need to see this irl. quick...someone do science. Meet me in the bathroom around 5:00 this afternoon. I had macaroni and cheese for lunch. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Just now, midnight said: Meet me in the bathroom around 5:00 this afternoon. I had macaroni and cheese for lunch. things are going to get real interesting around here, after i post the video. >.> 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 2 hours ago, discolemonade said: things are going to get real interesting around here, after i post the video. >.> So who's going to clean it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 THIS IS NUDITY AND SHOULD BE SPOILERED. I'M TELLING THE MODS ON YOU 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Did......did we just get trolled by the admin? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iupin_bebop Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Yep. That’s pretty much the world we live in. I blame Tiki torches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 8 hours ago, midnight said: Meet me in the bathroom around 5:00 this afternoon. I had macaroni and cheese for lunch. @midnight how did it go and wheres the video? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: @midnight how did it go and wheres the video? I got shit on the lens of the camera. Still disinfecting it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Just now, midnight said: I got shit on the lens of the camera. Still disinfecting it. So it worked but backfired Now who's cleaning the bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Mr Owl said: So it worked but backfired Now who's cleaning the bathroom? The kids. It didn't backfire. I backfired.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: The kids. It didn't backfire. I backfired.. You need to aim up not down! What are a fountain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: You need to aim up not down! What are a fountain? Yes. A shit fountain. I don't shit. I explode. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 One of the stores I managed, I heard a call for the stock person to come to the public restrooms near layaway. When I got there, they just told me that a customer complained about the mess in the Women's Restroom. After confirming nobody was in there I took a look & somebody had freakin' exploded all over the stall - the walls, the toilet, the floor. I knew the stock person was doing a carryout & I wasn't one of those "it's beneath me" types, so I went to the stock room & got a roller bucket, filled it with hot water & cleaner, grabbed a mop & headed back. I got there & opened the door - the freakin' place was completely clean! The layaway people swore they buzzed nobody in and the stock person said he didn't do it. To this day, I can't figure out who went in there & cleaned it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 6 minutes ago, midnight said: Yes. A shit fountain. I don't shit. I explode. How the hell did it get on the ceiling!? https://m.imgur.com/gallery/iAOcq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 11 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: some of us really don't want to touch the public toilet seat I mean, there's better ways.... like stand in front of the toilet as if you were about to sit down, and crouch so your ass is above the toilet, but don't quite sit down on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 I think the word you're looking for is "squatting" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 (edited) Meh.. also build a muti layer of tp over the bowl or something.. That meme is too dated to actually make me laugh.. most of the people that miss the bowls and contamminate everything are drunk or high probably if you ask me.. Working at gas stations for a little while I started to develop a sixth sense as to who the culprit was.. Edited March 31, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thee2TONfist Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 kudos on all the fiber in your diet. i however will pass on this technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 janitor seniority 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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