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Why don't pills have good side effects?


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4 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

I want a side effect that puts you in a coma for anywhere between 24 and 48 hours and will cause people you don't like to become allergic to your sweat 

Might as well make it an SCP if you're going to go through all that detail. xD

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1 minute ago, Professah Tex said:

Might as well make it an SCP if you're going to go through all that detail. xD

yeah, I could. my reply was kind of SCP influenced anyway. I thought "I bet The Foundation has some good drugs with crazy side effects"

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Just now, Mini_Ghost said:

yeah, I could. my reply was kind of SCP influenced anyway. I thought "I bet The Foundation has some good drugs with crazy side effects"

Bro you already know

SCP 420/ J was responsible for my mental breakdown.

/jk..but

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-420-j

*sighs* there's some good vids youtubers have made on it, but I'll leave you to look for the best.

I found a guy that was going all the way with his method acting one time..

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Professah Tex said:

Bro you already know

SCP 420/ J was responsible for my mental breakdown.

/jk..but

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-420-j

*sighs* there's some good vids youtubers have made on it, but I'll leave you to look for the best.

I found a guy that was going all the way with his method acting one time..

 

 

that's some killer weed. I wonder what would happen if they DID get 682 high :D

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47 minutes ago, molarbear said:

When it comes to anxiety medications I think at this point a good side effect would be one that works and doesn't keep you from getting an erection

Xandorphinamite - side effects include permanently enlarged penis and manly facial hair

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41 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

I want a side effect that puts you in a coma for anywhere between 24 and 48 hours and will cause people you don't like to become allergic to your sweat 

this just sounds like you want radiation poisoning 

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31 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Several medications actually do have potentially good side effects.

you mean aside from the ones people regularly abuse?

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My pills do have good side effects. Im late 30s and no one is dead by my hands. My father predicted id kill someone by now. Thats how much rage and pain i had to function with on a daily basis.

Watching tv with my brother they showed this man completely crazed trying to get to a man who hurt his daughter in court. It took like 5 officers to hold him back. I told my brother thats exactly how i felt all the time.

I feel amazing now. Its been dulled from a 10 to 1-2. I swear by my meds lol

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14 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

My pills do have good side effects. Im late 30s and no one is dead by my hands. My father predicted id kill someone by now. Thats how much rage and pain i had to function with on a daily basis.

Watching tv with my brother they showed this man completely crazed trying to get to a man who hurt his daughter in court. It took like 5 officers to hold him back. I told my brother thats exactly how i felt all the time.

I feel amazing now. Its been dulled from a 10 to 1-2. I swear by my meds lol

But the pills were made to keep you evened out.....it's not so much a side effect as much as it is an...EFFECT :|

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Posted
Just now, Mix said:

But the pills were made to keep you evened out.....it's not so much a side effect as much as it is an...EFFECT :|

Aw ok then. Vivid dreams then. 

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20 minutes ago, Rogue Alphonse said:

Ever abuse percs or oxys? Because I loved those side effects.

 

:|

 

I do not condone it.

Have I taken readily available and often abused over the counter drugs? Is that what you're asking me?

 

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

Xandorphinamite - side effects include permanently enlarged penis and manly facial hair

I mean, I'm comfortable with the penis I have but I'd never turn down an enlarging.  The latter tho I could skip

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

Have I taken readily available and often abused over the counter drugs? Is that what you're asking me?

 

 

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No, I have, and I am telling you what gave me good "side affects".

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I don’t know man...I still say explosive diarrhea is a good side effect....

and eplaining anal leakage to a patient is pretty funny....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

side note...my phone tried to change funny to funyun....😐

Posted
2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

My epilepsy pills literally list "elevated mood" as a side effect. 

Made me a bit manic there for a while qhen i first started taking them.

I love that feeling 

Posted
3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

This will probably make me sound like a misogynist, but... "enlarges breasts in women."

I knew someone would say this or penis enlargement 

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3 hours ago, Still Me said:

I don’t know man...I still say explosive diarrhea is a good side effect....

and eplaining anal leakage to a patient is pretty funny....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

side note...my phone tried to change funny to funyun....😐

diarrhea has lost all respect....remember when people used to shit themselves to death....now it's just a joke

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2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

My epilepsy pills literally list "elevated mood" as a side effect. 

Made me a bit manic there for a while qhen i first started taking them.

heyyy, we finally got one.....

I wonder what it was your body stopped producing in order to level you out....

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