GunStarHero Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 We've played this game before but here are the rules again for a refresher: A user posts a super power, then the next user adds a condition to it that ruins it and then posts another super power. Rinse and repeat. Example: User 1: I want the power of flight. User 2: You can fly but only at a speed slower than you can walk. I want the power of telekinesis. So, to start, I want the power of super strength.
Raptorpat Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 You're super strong, but you've evidently missed leg day because it's just your arms. I want the power of teleportation.
midnight Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 You can teleport, but you can only teleport to Zeni's bedroom. I want the power of superior intellect. 1 2
Guest PosterPoser Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 You have the power of superior intellect, but nobody knows what you're talking about. I want the power of unlimited stamina with a 9 inch penis.
GunStarHero Posted February 10, 2019 Author Posted February 10, 2019 You get unlimited stamina and a 9 inch penis but you are now Viper. I want the my mother's power of attorney.
Zenigundam Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) You're good at math, but that power can hardly be granted by the judge because you're a reckless spendthrift when it comes to video games. I want the power to date a hot, legal age woman and attend her senior prom with her in May. Edited February 10, 2019 by Zenigundam
stilgar Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You get unlimited stamina and a 9 inch penis but you are now Viper. I want the my mother's power of attorney. You have your mothers power of attorney but fuggs is now your mom. I want the power to travel forward and backward through time. 3
GunStarHero Posted February 10, 2019 Author Posted February 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: You're good at math, but that power can hardly be granted by the judge because you're a reckless spendthrift when it comes to video games. I want the power to date a hot, legal age woman and attend her senior prom with her in May. Granted but your date is a literal senior with dementia. 5 minutes ago, stilgar said: You have your mothers power of attorney but fuggs is now your mom. I want the power to travel forward and backward through time. You get the power to time travel but exclusively between times when you had explosive diarrhea. I want the power of invulnerablity.
midnight Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I want the power of invulnerablity. You have the power to be invulnerable but only on the moon. I want the power to be invisible.
tsar4 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, midnight said: I want the power to be invisible. You have the power to be invisible, but only to the people you love. I want the power of having no superpowers whatsoever. 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 Just now, tsar4 said: You have the power to be invisible, but only to the people you love. I want the power of having no superpowers whatsoever. You have no superpowers but everyone is convinced you do, accusing you of numerous super crimes. I want to change the state of matter in anything I wish.
GunStarHero Posted February 10, 2019 Author Posted February 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You have the power to be invisible, but only to the people you love. I want the power of having no superpowers whatsoever. Granted. You get perpetual walking farts instead. I want the power of shape shifting.
Guest PosterPoser Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted. You get perpetual walking farts instead. I want the power of shape shifting. You get the power of shape shifting, but you can only shape-shift into sex toys. I want the power to pee gasoline.
GunStarHero Posted February 10, 2019 Author Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You have no superpowers but everyone is convinced you do, accusing you of numerous super crimes. I want to change the state of matter in anything I wish. Granted but everything just moves to Arkansas every time. 2 minutes ago, PosterPoser said: You get the power of shape shifting, but you can only shape-shift into sex toys. I want the power to pee gasoline. You have the power to pee pure gasoline but only when you drink gasoline. I want the power to learn any language I hear or read. Edited February 10, 2019 by GunStarHero 1 2
Kudasai Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 Granted but you are blind and deaf I want the to manipulate gravity 1
bnmjy Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Granted but you are blind and deaf I want the to manipulate gravity Granted, but you now have fugg's hooha, which has weird gravity effects. I want to be super rich.
tsar4 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 17 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted. You get perpetual walking farts instead. But I already have that when I ingest fructose.
Kudasai Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Granted, but you now have fugg's hooha, which has weird gravity effects. I want to be super rich. Granted but your fortune is in Confederate money I want electrical powers 1 2
tsar4 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Granted but your fortune is in Confederate money I want electrical powers You have electrical powers, but it's just stock in Com Ed and PG&E. I want the power to stop world hunger. 1
Naraku4656 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You have electrical powers, but it's just stock in Com Ed and PG&E. I want the power to stop world hunger. You can only stop hunger for one minute per day I want the power to no longer be depressed
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: You can only stop hunger for one minute per day I want the power to no longer be depressed You are now psychotic and paranoid. Ruin super speed! 1
Naraku4656 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You are now psychotic and paranoid. Ruin super speed! So basically I'm the same as I am now? You can only run super speed to these LOW LOW PRICES HERE AT HONEST ROB'S FURNITURE. I want to be able to make whatever I want 2
Guest PosterPoser Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: So basically I'm the same as I am now? You can only run super speed to these LOW LOW PRICES HERE AT HONEST ROB'S FURNITURE. I want to be able to make whatever I want you can make whatever you want, but only out of cotton balls. i want eyes that can see thru clothes, buildings, and miles underwater.
GunStarHero Posted February 10, 2019 Author Posted February 10, 2019 18 minutes ago, PosterPoser said: you can make whatever you want, but only out of cotton balls. i want eyes that can see thru clothes, buildings, and miles underwater. Granted but they require 8 AA batteries and last 5 minutes before needing fresh batteries. I want the power of Grayskull. 1
midnight Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 1 minute ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but they require 8 AA batteries and last 5 minutes before needing fresh batteries. I want the power of Grayskull. You have the power, but only when Skeletor is naked. I want the power to Moon Walk like M.J.
Kudasai Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 You can moonwalk but only on the moon I want the power of love 1 2
naraku360 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 Just now, Kudasai said: You can moonwalk but only on the moon I want the power of love You have nobody to share it with. I want the power of even worse eyesight.
midnight Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 Just now, Kudasai said: You can moonwalk but only on the moon I want the power of love You've got the power of love, but you only love Soulja Boy's Game Console. I want the power to end Soulja Boy's Game Consoles. 1
Naraku4656 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, midnight said: You've got the power of love, but you only love Soulja Boy's Game Console. I want the power to end Soulja Boy's Game Consoles. You use that power but then all other game consoles disappear with it. I want the power to not fuck things up when cooking
GunStarHero Posted February 10, 2019 Author Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: You use that power but then all other game consoles disappear with it. I want the power to not fuck things up when cooking Granted But Gordon Ramsay always yells at you anyways and you always spill or drop whatever you try to eat before you can eat any. I want the power of life and death. Edited February 10, 2019 by GunStarHero
Naraku4656 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted But Gordon Ramsay always yells at you anyways and you always spill or drop whatever you try to eat before you can eat any. I want the power of life and death. you get the power of life and death, but only over one random dude in China you'll never meet. i want to be able to fix THIS GODDAMN PIPE. I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS GODDAMN THING BANGS ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND IT'S NOT A LOOSE COUPLER. WHAT THE FUCK MAN
nameraka Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: you get the power of life and death, but only over one random dude in China you'll never meet. i want to be able to fix THIS GODDAMN PIPE. I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS GODDAMN THING BANGS ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND IT'S NOT A LOOSE COUPLER. WHAT THE FUCK MAN you have the ability to fix any pipe. no need to ruin this as it's already dumb. i want probability manipulation. (good luck) 1
GunStarHero Posted February 10, 2019 Author Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) 28 minutes ago, nameraka said: you have the ability to fix any pipe. no need to ruin this as it's already dumb. i want probability manipulation. (good luck) Granted. You can freely manipulate all probabilities at your whim. Provided you maintain a full erection and sing Papa Can You Hear Me the entire time. I want the power of the Sun. Edited February 10, 2019 by GunStarHero
Naraku4656 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Granted. You can freely manipulate all probabilities at your whim. Provided you maintain a full erection and sing Papa Can You Hear Me the entire time. I want the power of the Sun. you only get the power of the sun after its heat death i want the power to repair my left shoulder. after almost 2 years you'd think it'd be healed by now
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: you only get the power of the sun after its heat death i want the power to repair my left shoulder. after almost 2 years you'd think it'd be healed by now You now have that power, good luck performing the surgery. I want the power to sleep whenever I want. 2
Naraku4656 Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You now have that power, good luck performing the surgery. I want the power to sleep whenever I want. you sleep but always dream about fuggs naked i want to be able to have the unlimited ability get whatever i want without any consequences at any time i choose Edited February 10, 2019 by Naraku4656 1
Kudasai Posted February 10, 2019 Posted February 10, 2019 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You now have that power, good luck performing the surgery. I want the power to sleep whenever I want. You can sleep whenever you want but for only 30 seconds I want the of music
GunStarHero Posted February 11, 2019 Author Posted February 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: you sleep but always dream about fuggs naked i want to be able to have the unlimited ability get whatever i want without any consequences at any time i choose Granted. You are still the worst. 6 minutes ago, Kudasai said: You can sleep whenever you want but for only 30 seconds I want the of music Granted but it's only the power over the forgotten art of Tibetan Scream Singing as performed by two Berkeley trust fund students. I want the power to control animals.
Naraku4656 Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 Just now, GunStarHero said: Granted. You are still the worst. Granted but it's only the power over the forgotten art of Tibetan Scream Singing as performed by two Berkeley trust fund students. I want the power to control animals. the only animal you can control are furries OwO i want the power of getting over this cold i think i'm getting
GunStarHero Posted February 11, 2019 Author Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: the only animal you can control are furries OwO i want the power of getting over this cold i think i'm getting Granted. You die instead. I want the power of regeneration. 1
GuyBeardmane Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, GunStarHero said: I want the power of regeneration. Granted, but it's a long and extremely painful process, taking up to three months to regrow a finger. I want the power of pure electricity...
GunStarHero Posted February 11, 2019 Author Posted February 11, 2019 3 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Granted, but it's a long and extremely painful process, taking up to three months to regrow a finger. I want the power of pure electricity... Granted but you have to recharge using your dick. And you feel EVERYTHING. I want the power of omnipresence.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 12 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Granted but you have to recharge using your dick. And you feel EVERYTHING. I want the power of omnipresence. You are omnipresent but your brain can't sort the optical information and everything looks like a mess, rendering you blind. I want Magneto's power but more refined. Like I could shred a gun into confetti. I could do stuff with that.
GunStarHero Posted February 11, 2019 Author Posted February 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: You are omnipresent but your brain can't sort the optical information and everything looks like a mess, rendering you blind. I want Magneto's power but more refined. Like I could shred a gun into confetti. I could do stuff with that. You gain the power to run a metal refinery. I want the power to go Super Saiyan. (Also feel free to reuse powers already listed.) 1
Ginguy Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You gain the power to run a metal refinery. I want the power to go Super Saiyan. You can, but only in the presence of gay frogs and too much fluoride in the drinking water..... I want omniscience and omnipotence....
enad Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 You have omniscience and omnipotence but you live in Indiana so contextually that amounts to being under house arrest for child molestation. I want to troll Jingai some more.
GunStarHero Posted February 11, 2019 Author Posted February 11, 2019 2 hours ago, enad said: You have omniscience and omnipotence but you live in Indiana so contextually that amounts to being under house arrest for child molestation. I want to troll Jingai some more. You now only exist as Jingai's conscience. I want the power to start and stop time at will.
mthor Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: You now only exist as Jingai's conscience. I want the power to start and stop time at will. Granted, but only when you're using the toilet. I want the power of telekinesis.
Kudasai Posted February 11, 2019 Posted February 11, 2019 33 minutes ago, mthor said: Granted, but only when you're using the toilet. I want the power of telekinesis. Granted but all you can do is bend spoons I want mod powers 1
GunStarHero Posted February 11, 2019 Author Posted February 11, 2019 14 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Granted but all you can do is bend spoons I want mod powers You now have mod powers, but only over your own content. I want the power to breathe underwater.
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