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Ruin the Previous User's Superpower


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6 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

granted, but you can but you can only see 30 seconds into the future. 

i want the power to travel through space and time. 

Granted, you have discovered drugs. 

I want the power of Super Mario. 

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4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

Granted, but you get sealed in the Sacred Realm by the one with the power of Courage and the one with the power of Wisdom.

I want the power of Swamp Thing.

You now have the power of an over the hill pop culture icon with the staying power of a 0% Rotten Tomato Scoring-Kevin Spacey-Talking Cat film.

 

I want the power to instantly master any martial art I see. 

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9 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

You now have the power of an over the hill pop culture icon with the staying power of a 0% Rotten Tomato Scoring-Kevin Spacey-Talking Cat film.

 

I want the power to instantly master any martial art I see. 

Granted, but your first battle is a 1 against 3 vs. Jet Li, Jon Jones, and prime Chuck Norris. 

I request the power to have the most sex-filled date/day ever with a legal age woman on Valentine's Day, and I'm furious that I'm single on V-Day. 

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2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Granted, but your first battle is a 1 against 3 vs. Jet Li, Jon Jones, and prime Chuck Norris. 

I request the power to have the most sex-filled date/day ever with a legal age woman on Valentine's Day, and I'm furious that I'm single on V-Day. 

granted but it only lasts 1 nanosecond 

I want to just getting gray

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5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted but now Kanye West is perpetually hunting you. 

I want the powers of a ninja. 

Granted, but the only ninja power you have is the retarded way Naruto characters run.

I want the power to control where and how my facial hair does and doesn't grow without any effort.

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4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Granted, but the only ninja power you have is the retarded way Naruto characters run.

I want the power to control where and how my facial hair does and doesn't grow without any effort.

Granted, you are now Joe Dirt. 

 

I want the power to instantly generate any item I want. 

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5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted but you have zero control over it. 

 

I want the power of controlling gravity. 

Granted 

Spoiler

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You now have control over the plot of this film

I want the power to mute annoying customers

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4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Granted, but they are only mute when not in your store.

I want the power of Stretch Armstrong.

Granted but you will experience paralyzing pain every time you use it

I want the power make shoplifters sit on the Judas Chair

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31 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

Granted but you will experience paralyzing pain every time you use it

I want the power make shoplifters sit on the Judas Chair

Granted but you have to immediately sit after them every time. No clean up. 

 

I want the power of echolocation. 

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2 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Granted but you have to immediately sit after them every time. No clean up. 

 

I want the power of echolocation. 

Granted, but your power is the ability to find every Sega Genesis cartridge of Echo The Dolphin.

I want the power to be able to carry infinite numbers of items on my person like Link.

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15 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Granted, but your power is the ability to find every Sega Genesis cartridge of Echo The Dolphin.

I want the power to be able to carry infinite numbers of items on my person like Link.

Granted, but you are still physically encumbered with them. They just don't feel awkward to carry or heavy.

I want the power of squatters rights.

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38 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Granted, but you are still physically encumbered with them. They just don't feel awkward to carry or heavy.

I want the power of squatters rights.

You have the power of squatters' rights, but the world rejects squatters' suffrage. 

I want the power of the Power Rangers. 

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9 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

granted but now you are back in high school having to go through that whole mess. 

i want the power of teleporting anywhere i want. 

Granted but the time it takes to teleport is as long as it would take to physically travel there. 

I want the power to steal other powers. 

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28 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

You die instead. 

I want the power of invisibility. 

Granted, but now every time you grab the TV remote or even the bathroom soap, the cops are called because anybody who lives with you is definitely not down with that supernatural ish.

I want the power to beat up a girl's boyfriend without her hating me, especially when I was the lead off man in the lineup and she thought it was cool to play with me. 😾

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46 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Granted, but now every time you grab the TV remote or even the bathroom soap, the cops are called because anybody who lives with you is definitely not down with that supernatural ish.

I want the power to beat up a girl's boyfriend without her hating me, especially when I was the lead off man in the lineup and she thought it was cool to play with me. 😾

Granted but you are now gay. 

I want the power to conjure storms. 

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5 hours ago, Kudasai said:

Granted but they will only appear and storm above your own head

I want the powers of Kirby

Granted, but you absorb an old man and become 89 years old, deaf, and hideous to the legal age women right away and the effects are irreversible. 

I want the power to give girls the butterflies every time I utter the phrase "omelette du fromage".

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6 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Granted, but you absorb an old man and become 89 years old, deaf, and hideous to the legal age women right away and the effects are irreversible. 

I want the power to give girls the butterflies every time I utter the phrase "omelette du fromage".

Granted but it only works on catholic priests 

 

I want the power of immortality 

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15 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Granted but you're in constant physical pain that's so unbearable, you wish you were dead every moment of your life.

I want the power to shred like Eddie Van Halen.

Granted, but your audience will be crickets.. no... ACTUAL crickets, because everybody's out getting laid on V-Day weekend, but not by the hot ladies because those are reserved for me. Valet parking dude

I want the power to safely cling to the back of cars instead of using Uber.

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28 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Granted, but your audience will be crickets.. no... ACTUAL crickets, because everybody's out getting laid on V-Day weekend, but not by the hot ladies because those are reserved for me. Valet parking dude

I want the power to safely cling to the back of cars instead of using Uber.

Granted, but you're the T-1000 (wait did I just ruin your power our make it a thousand times better?)

I want the power of breathing under water.

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