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We all knew it was gonna happen.  We knew.  

Get ready to make fun of SAO all over again as the rest of the world wonders if the Netflix version will ever see the light of day.

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2 hours ago, Daos said:

And remember, Kirito is glopping that

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:) I like to believe they actually humped in bed, and Asuna just never got knocked up, which is why it's never brought up in the manga/anime.

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As far as I know their only canon hump was in VR

I kind of feel like the author is the type that would keep Asuna a virgin in the real world until marriage. 

If they did it IRL Kirito and his insane semen capacity would definitely impregnate Asuna for sure.

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You know who was the greatest victim of the SAO game situation? The poor nurse who expected a normal shift when they clocked in that day and then had to clean up the TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN that had glopped out all over Kirito's emaciated, comatose body in the real world.

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I know "two years worth" was supposed to be some sort of metaphorical descriptor on Kawahara's part, but memeing the greatest Gary Stu of the new 10s into being able of such a biologically impossible feat is too funny to just shoot down.

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8 hours ago, EmpressAngel said:

You know who was the greatest victim of the SAO game situation? The poor nurse who expected a normal shift when they clocked in that day and then had to clean up the TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN that had glopped out all over Kirito's emaciated, comatose body in the real world.

I am confident that somewhere, even if in the Dark Web, there exists a hentai of that.

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19 minutes ago, Top Gun said:

It was only a matter of time, but still, fuuuuuuuuuu. 

It’s like getting the needle at the doctor.  It hurts, but since we know it’s coming, we brace for it and move on.

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So it was inevitable after all.  Ya know, Demarco, the GGO anime was completely inoffensive, just saying.

And yeah episode 10 is pretty over-the-top and beyond the pale.  Wonder what Toonami will do about that.  You think there will be protests?  Can anyone remember if Rape Ape was post #metoo?  Of course, that JoJo scene could barely be taken seriously, along with the rest of th ridiculous things that happen in JoJo.  The SAO scene, even if cartoonish and over-the-top, is intended to be taken seriously.  It's a shame too, because the show has been great besides that episode, as has been said.  

But yeah arc is good and different from the rest of SAO.  Maybe the best SAO so far.  Of course, that won't mean much to some people.

Looks like they either can't or didn't want to split up the first episode, which was an hour long.  Should be fun.  Looks like MegaloBox is taking a break that week.  Will all these breaks cost it momentum and cause viewer confusion, though?  And Mob Psycho is already endin?! D:

Now this is a fast dub turnaround.  Aniplex has done well once again.  I will be very interested to see who plays Eugeo and how they do.

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When you consider that Date a Live 3 already has the first english dubbed ep out only 2 episodes behind the sub, SAO 3 doesn't look that fast =P

Speaking of dubs Re Zero is now finally dubbed, along with S1 Konosuba.

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Well, we don't know how long the dub was ready.  Toonami had to make space for the show after all.  I think SAO II got here even faster.  Still fast compared to other dubs though.

That's good.  Speaking of dubs that should not take that long in this day and age.  Not sure I'm interested in KonoSuba.  Re:Zero is the one that's supposed to be worth checking out, from what I have heard, and from diverse sources.

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33 minutes ago, ben0119 said:

So it was inevitable after all.  Ya know, Demarco, the GGO anime was completely inoffensive, just saying.

Yeah, they should have done that one if they were going to do one

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Just now, CorbeauKarasu said:

ok. now that's the second time i've heard someone name drop episode 10 of the series. i don't know what happens in episode 10, but now I'm scared.

It turns into Goblin Slayer but without the goblins.

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4 hours ago, CorbeauKarasu said:

ok. now that's the second time i've heard someone name drop episode 10 of the series. i don't know what happens in episode 10, but now I'm scared.

take a wild guess

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On 1/25/2019 at 10:56 PM, EmpressAngel said:

You know who was the greatest victim of the SAO game situation? The poor nurse who expected a normal shift when they clocked in that day and then had to clean up the TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN that had glopped out all over Kirito's emaciated, comatose body in the real world.

How horrific that would have been. xD

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