Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 I feel like I always have badass, witty material. The older ladies in the late 20s-early 30s range are on guilt trips and are too egotistical to give in to my advances and the women I ACTUALLY go after in that blessed legal age range are just mostly confused because they're used to the beta male sentiments of their times. But guess what, baby!!! It's 2019, we taking this world back!! Reestablishing that alpha order 💪🍟🔥
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Posted January 11, 2019 22 minutes ago, stilgar said: No. Are you gonna cry?
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Posted January 11, 2019 19 minutes ago, The Beast Milk said: I would play along but nah This ain't a game!! New year, new solutions 👊
scoobdog Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 Not since @bigdickslapped your balls and made you cry. 1 1
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Posted January 11, 2019 28 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Have you seen fugg's new hooha pics yet? Not opening that message
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Posted January 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Not since @bigdickslapped your balls and made you cry. What are you even talking about? You're drunk, dude
Codename: Jackass Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 40 minutes ago, The Beast Milk said: It's just fat rolls anyway A moose knuckle, if you will. 1
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Posted January 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Only post original thoughts please. Thank you. 👨💼
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Posted January 11, 2019 Just now, lupin_bebop said: No. Good, now we're getting somewhere. Thank you for obeying me, son. 🦒
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Posted January 11, 2019 LB, go watch Disney Channel or something. 😸
Sawdamizer Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Zenigundam said: This ain't a game!! New year, new solutions 👊 .....final...solution? *German fanfare intensifies*
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Posted January 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: .....final...solution? *German fanfare intensifies* Basically getting all the hot babes and beating up all the wannabe homewreckers
Sawdamizer Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Basically getting all the hot babes and beating up all the wannabe homewreckers God's plan
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Posted January 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: God's plan I wonder if that man is even an alpha male 1
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Posted January 11, 2019 He's probably just challenging me to make moves, like when I scrap with those master level spirits on Smash Bros
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Posted January 11, 2019 This thread is officially HOT!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Juice McKenzie Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 I think when I saw this thread, it merged with a word from another because I read this as "Who is the dumbest UEMber you've ever met"
tsar4 Posted January 13, 2019 Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/11/2019 at 2:32 AM, Zenigundam said: I feel like I always have badass, witty material. The older ladies in the late 20s-early 30s range are on guilt trips and are too egotistical to give in to my advances and the women I ACTUALLY go after in that blessed legal age range are just mostly confused because they're used to the beta male sentiments of their times. But guess what, baby!!! It's 2019, we taking this world back!! Reestablishing that alpha order 💪🍟🔥 Well, it could be true - since every woman that comes near you goes ice-cold.
Zenigundam Posted January 13, 2019 Author Posted January 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Well, it could be true - since every woman that comes near you goes ice-cold. Are you talking about freezers? *giggle chills* 🐻
Zenigundam Posted January 13, 2019 Author Posted January 13, 2019 43 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Who are you again? Don't worry about it. *shoves you and flexes* 🦒
lupin_bebop Posted January 13, 2019 Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/11/2019 at 6:21 AM, Zenigundam said: LB, go watch Disney Channel or something. 😸 Wait. They have a channel? When did this fresh flavor of bullshit happen?
Zenigundam Posted January 14, 2019 Author Posted January 14, 2019 22 hours ago, Quackers said: i like your icon I'm gonna upload a new one next month on Valentine's Day. It's either gonna be one of me making out with my legal age sweetheart or fan art of me making out with her. 💏
Houdini Splicer Posted January 14, 2019 Posted January 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I'm gonna upload a new one next month on Valentine's Day. It's either gonna be one of me making out with my legal age sweetheart or fan art of me making out with her. 💏 So, you're going to post a picture of you choking your chicken. Got it. Trying to go yet another "vacation", I see.
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