Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 I feel like I always have badass, witty material. The older ladies in the late 20s-early 30s range are on guilt trips and are too egotistical to give in to my advances and the women I ACTUALLY go after in that blessed legal age range are just mostly confused because they're used to the beta male sentiments of their times. But guess what, baby!!! It's 2019, we taking this world back!! Reestablishing that alpha order 💪🍟🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 I would play along but nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 22 minutes ago, stilgar said: No. Are you gonna cry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 19 minutes ago, The Beast Milk said: I would play along but nah This ain't a game!! New year, new solutions 👊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Have you seen fugg's new hooha pics yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Not since @bigdickslapped your balls and made you cry. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 28 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Have you seen fugg's new hooha pics yet? Not opening that message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Not since @bigdickslapped your balls and made you cry. What are you even talking about? You're drunk, dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 It's just fat rolls anyway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 40 minutes ago, The Beast Milk said: It's just fat rolls anyway A moose knuckle, if you will. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 3 hours ago, stilgar said: No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Only post original thoughts please. Thank you. 👨💼 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 Just now, lupin_bebop said: No. Good, now we're getting somewhere. Thank you for obeying me, son. 🦒 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Blow it out your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 LB, go watch Disney Channel or something. 😸 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Zenigundam said: This ain't a game!! New year, new solutions 👊 .....final...solution? *German fanfare intensifies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: .....final...solution? *German fanfare intensifies* Basically getting all the hot babes and beating up all the wannabe homewreckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Basically getting all the hot babes and beating up all the wannabe homewreckers God's plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: God's plan I wonder if that man is even an alpha male 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 He's probably just challenging me to make moves, like when I scrap with those master level spirits on Smash Bros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 This thread is officially HOT!!! 🔥🔥🔥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Even I'm cooler than you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 You're not as cool as this guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Rico Suave 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Age of S'jet Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 You are like bottom 200 maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 I think when I saw this thread, it merged with a word from another because I read this as "Who is the dumbest UEMber you've ever met" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/11/2019 at 2:32 AM, Zenigundam said: I feel like I always have badass, witty material. The older ladies in the late 20s-early 30s range are on guilt trips and are too egotistical to give in to my advances and the women I ACTUALLY go after in that blessed legal age range are just mostly confused because they're used to the beta male sentiments of their times. But guess what, baby!!! It's 2019, we taking this world back!! Reestablishing that alpha order 💪🍟🔥 Well, it could be true - since every woman that comes near you goes ice-cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zenigundam Posted January 13, 2019 Author Share Posted January 13, 2019 18 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Well, it could be true - since every woman that comes near you goes ice-cold. Are you talking about freezers? *giggle chills* 🐻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Who are you again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 13, 2019 Author Share Posted January 13, 2019 43 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Who are you again? Don't worry about it. *shoves you and flexes* 🦒 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/11/2019 at 6:21 AM, Zenigundam said: LB, go watch Disney Channel or something. 😸 Wait. They have a channel? When did this fresh flavor of bullshit happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 22 hours ago, Quackers said: i like your icon I'm gonna upload a new one next month on Valentine's Day. It's either gonna be one of me making out with my legal age sweetheart or fan art of me making out with her. 💏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I'm gonna upload a new one next month on Valentine's Day. It's either gonna be one of me making out with my legal age sweetheart or fan art of me making out with her. 💏 So, you're going to post a picture of you choking your chicken. Got it. Trying to go yet another "vacation", I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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