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You can only do one sex act for the rest of your life


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Posted
Just now, That_One_Guy said:

Afraid to Google 

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging

Ok I might kill myself or throw up. Not sure which. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'm a virgin in every sense of the word, so I don't know if I would enjoy vaginal intercourse or titty-fucking more. I have a big tit fetish, so, who knows, maybe titty fucking...

I feel like titty fucking could smell bad after a while 

Posted
3 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Aw man this is hard. I love getting ate but missionary is oh so nice.

I don't eat it cause my mouth is sacred. I use it to spit fire on my hot ass mixtape

Posted
1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

I don't eat it cause my mouth is sacred. I use it to spit fire on my hot ass 

That would have to change if i was with a dude...eventually. like he can do it once every other month or so

Posted
Just now, fuggstop said:

That would have to change if i was with a dude...eventually. like he can do it once every other month or so

Oh so you require it. Rs that might be why my sex partners don't last. I don't eat it. Also I am a member of the LDC (Lil dick clique) 

Posted
Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

What do you mean?

I mean during sex it gets sweaty and like idk tit and dick sweat with the heat of friction might make a smell. To be completely real I've never done titty sex before so I might be completely wrong on this. 

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One act, okay, but the real question is:

Are we considering things done to us in sex as our acts? Or are these specifically referring to positions/styles we initiate? 

Or is it merely that one act, whether we initiate/reciprocate it or not?

Posted
Just now, Bouvre said:

One act, okay, but the real question is:

Are we considering things done to us in sex as our acts? Or are these specifically referring to positions/styles we initiate? 

Or is it merely that one act, whether we initiate/reciprocate it or not?

Like, say I choose anal. Do I have to choose receiving dick or giving dick? Or are both available?

Posted
3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Hawt af. As a fellow looner I can relate 

I'm surprised you didn't call shenanigans on my answer, seeing as there are many, many ways to balloon sex.

Can't really consider it to be a single sex act. :ph34r:

Posted
1 hour ago, Bouvre said:

One act, okay, but the real question is:

Are we considering things done to us in sex as our acts? Or are these specifically referring to positions/styles we initiate? 

Or is it merely that one act, whether we initiate/reciprocate it or not?

With any of the acts you name you can be giver or reciever

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5 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

I'm surprised you didn't call shenanigans on my answer, seeing as there are many, many ways to balloon sex.

Can't really consider it to be a single sex act. :ph34r:

You corrupted me!

Posted
Just now, That_One_Guy said:

You've explored the hoo ha?

The hoo ha is the final frontier dude;)

Just make sure you pack accordingly, I have seen many skeletons lining the trails in there;)

Posted
Just now, Phillies said:

The hoo ha is the final frontier dude;)

Just make sure you pack accordingly, I have seen many skeletons lining the trails in there;)

What about acclimation training. Do you ever get SIDS?

Posted
Just now, That_One_Guy said:

What about acclimation training. Do you ever get SIDS?

I was coughing up blood for a week. Thats only an issue if you climb the tummy.

The hoo ha is more sub-subterranean. Bring an escape rope and plenty of o2.

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1 minute ago, Phillies said:

I was coughing up blood for a week. Thats only an issue if you climb the tummy.

The hoo ha is more sub-subterranean. Bring an escape rope and plenty of o2.

Do you ever lose sleep at night thinking about all the good men you lost in there?

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