That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 (edited) What would you pick? I'd pick missionary because it makes my 2 incher feel average 😊 Edited January 2, 2019 by That_One_Guy 1
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Posted January 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Mung Who?
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Posted January 2, 2019 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: I'd pick balloon sex. Hawt af. As a fellow looner I can relate
Sawdamizer Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Who? No, mung... As in the act of munging.
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, Sawdamizer said: No, mung... As in the act of munging. Afraid to Google
Sawdamizer Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Afraid to Google The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging 1
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Posted January 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging Ok I might kill myself or throw up. Not sure which.
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, Saiyanman said: butt stuff Hawt bb
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 I'm a virgin in every sense of the word, so I don't know if I would enjoy vaginal intercourse or titty-fucking more. I have a big tit fetish, so, who knows, maybe titty fucking...
fuggstop Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 Aw man this is hard. I love getting ate but missionary is oh so nice.
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Posted January 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm a virgin in every sense of the word, so I don't know if I would enjoy vaginal intercourse or titty-fucking more. I have a big tit fetish, so, who knows, maybe titty fucking... I feel like titty fucking could smell bad after a while
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Posted January 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Aw man this is hard. I love getting ate but missionary is oh so nice. I don't eat it cause my mouth is sacred. I use it to spit fire on my hot ass mixtape
fuggstop Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I don't eat it cause my mouth is sacred. I use it to spit fire on my hot ass That would have to change if i was with a dude...eventually. like he can do it once every other month or so
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, fuggstop said: That would have to change if i was with a dude...eventually. like he can do it once every other month or so Oh so you require it. Rs that might be why my sex partners don't last. I don't eat it. Also I am a member of the LDC (Lil dick clique)
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I feel like titty fucking could smell bad after a while What do you mean?
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What do you mean? I mean during sex it gets sweaty and like idk tit and dick sweat with the heat of friction might make a smell. To be completely real I've never done titty sex before so I might be completely wrong on this.
Vamped Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 Play it safe and masturbate my way to enlightenment
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Posted January 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: Play it safe and masturbate my way to enlightenment Thank God you said that because at first all I saw was the Llama 1
fuggstop Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 Nevermind. Just gonna stick with tinder until the matches stop coming 😍 This guy is so hot omgomg
Sawdamizer Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 Where do we start... Germany > America? University of Maine... In NC? Hayden? His fucking sweatshirt. Frosted tips? 2
scoobdog Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, fuggstop said: This guy is so hot omgomg One of the better catfish. Making baby steps, fuggs.
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Posted January 2, 2019 11 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Nevermind. Just gonna stick with tinder until the matches stop coming 😍 This guy is so hot omgomg If you don't bust his cheeks I will.
fuggstop Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 Lol sorry i totally posted that in the wrong thread An d i dont usually like blondes but damn
Bouvre Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 One act, okay, but the real question is: Are we considering things done to us in sex as our acts? Or are these specifically referring to positions/styles we initiate? Or is it merely that one act, whether we initiate/reciprocate it or not?
Bouvre Posted January 2, 2019 Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, Bouvre said: One act, okay, but the real question is: Are we considering things done to us in sex as our acts? Or are these specifically referring to positions/styles we initiate? Or is it merely that one act, whether we initiate/reciprocate it or not? Like, say I choose anal. Do I have to choose receiving dick or giving dick? Or are both available?
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2019 Posted January 3, 2019 3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Hawt af. As a fellow looner I can relate I'm surprised you didn't call shenanigans on my answer, seeing as there are many, many ways to balloon sex. Can't really consider it to be a single sex act.
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Posted January 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Mix said: whatever this is Reveal hidden contents Dude holy phuk
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Posted January 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Athena 92 said: Pegging isnt that where you plow a dude with a strap on?
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Posted January 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Bouvre said: One act, okay, but the real question is: Are we considering things done to us in sex as our acts? Or are these specifically referring to positions/styles we initiate? Or is it merely that one act, whether we initiate/reciprocate it or not? With any of the acts you name you can be giver or reciever 1
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Posted January 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I'm surprised you didn't call shenanigans on my answer, seeing as there are many, many ways to balloon sex. Can't really consider it to be a single sex act. You corrupted me!
Phillies Posted January 3, 2019 Posted January 3, 2019 anything as long as I can climb on top of fuggz, though I always bring oxygen
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2019 Posted January 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You corrupted me! You say "corrupted" I say enlightened
crackymckrackin Posted January 3, 2019 Posted January 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Where do we start... Germany > America? University of Maine... In NC? Hayden? His fucking sweatshirt. Frosted tips? That looks like a zeni profile.
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Posted January 3, 2019 37 minutes ago, Phillies said: anything as long as I can climb on top of fuggz, though I always bring oxygen You've explored the hoo ha?
Phillies Posted January 3, 2019 Posted January 3, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: You've explored the hoo ha? The hoo ha is the final frontier dude Just make sure you pack accordingly, I have seen many skeletons lining the trails in there
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Posted January 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: none, i'm already half way there I've heard you're hung like Rasputin
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Posted January 3, 2019 Just now, Phillies said: The hoo ha is the final frontier dude Just make sure you pack accordingly, I have seen many skeletons lining the trails in there What about acclimation training. Do you ever get SIDS?
Naraku4656 Posted January 3, 2019 Posted January 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I've heard you're hung like Rasputin you heard wrong
Phillies Posted January 3, 2019 Posted January 3, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: What about acclimation training. Do you ever get SIDS? I was coughing up blood for a week. Thats only an issue if you climb the tummy. The hoo ha is more sub-subterranean. Bring an escape rope and plenty of o2.
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Posted January 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Phillies said: I was coughing up blood for a week. Thats only an issue if you climb the tummy. The hoo ha is more sub-subterranean. Bring an escape rope and plenty of o2. Do you ever lose sleep at night thinking about all the good men you lost in there?
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