That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 (edited) What would you pick? I'd pick missionary because it makes my 2 incher feel average 😊 Edited January 2, 2019 by That_One_Guy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Mung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 I'd pick balloon sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Mung Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: I'd pick balloon sex. Hawt af. As a fellow looner I can relate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Who? No, mung... As in the act of munging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, Sawdamizer said: No, mung... As in the act of munging. Afraid to Google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Afraid to Google The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 butt stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging Ok I might kill myself or throw up. Not sure which. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, Saiyanman said: butt stuff Hawt bb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 I'm a virgin in every sense of the word, so I don't know if I would enjoy vaginal intercourse or titty-fucking more. I have a big tit fetish, so, who knows, maybe titty fucking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Aw man this is hard. I love getting ate but missionary is oh so nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm a virgin in every sense of the word, so I don't know if I would enjoy vaginal intercourse or titty-fucking more. I have a big tit fetish, so, who knows, maybe titty fucking... I feel like titty fucking could smell bad after a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Aw man this is hard. I love getting ate but missionary is oh so nice. I don't eat it cause my mouth is sacred. I use it to spit fire on my hot ass mixtape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I don't eat it cause my mouth is sacred. I use it to spit fire on my hot ass That would have to change if i was with a dude...eventually. like he can do it once every other month or so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, fuggstop said: That would have to change if i was with a dude...eventually. like he can do it once every other month or so Oh so you require it. Rs that might be why my sex partners don't last. I don't eat it. Also I am a member of the LDC (Lil dick clique) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I feel like titty fucking could smell bad after a while What do you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What do you mean? I mean during sex it gets sweaty and like idk tit and dick sweat with the heat of friction might make a smell. To be completely real I've never done titty sex before so I might be completely wrong on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Play it safe and masturbate my way to enlightenment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: Play it safe and masturbate my way to enlightenment Thank God you said that because at first all I saw was the Llama 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Nevermind. Just gonna stick with tinder until the matches stop coming 😍 This guy is so hot omgomg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Where do we start... Germany > America? University of Maine... In NC? Hayden? His fucking sweatshirt. Frosted tips? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, fuggstop said: This guy is so hot omgomg One of the better catfish. Making baby steps, fuggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 2, 2019 Author Share Posted January 2, 2019 11 minutes ago, fuggstop said: Nevermind. Just gonna stick with tinder until the matches stop coming 😍 This guy is so hot omgomg If you don't bust his cheeks I will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Fuggs loves them as Nazi as possible 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Lol sorry i totally posted that in the wrong thread An d i dont usually like blondes but damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Frieza position Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 whatever this is 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Pegging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 One act, okay, but the real question is: Are we considering things done to us in sex as our acts? Or are these specifically referring to positions/styles we initiate? Or is it merely that one act, whether we initiate/reciprocate it or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, Bouvre said: One act, okay, but the real question is: Are we considering things done to us in sex as our acts? Or are these specifically referring to positions/styles we initiate? Or is it merely that one act, whether we initiate/reciprocate it or not? Like, say I choose anal. Do I have to choose receiving dick or giving dick? Or are both available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Hawt af. As a fellow looner I can relate I'm surprised you didn't call shenanigans on my answer, seeing as there are many, many ways to balloon sex. Can't really consider it to be a single sex act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Mix said: whatever this is Reveal hidden contents Dude holy phuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Athena 92 said: Pegging isnt that where you plow a dude with a strap on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Bouvre said: One act, okay, but the real question is: Are we considering things done to us in sex as our acts? Or are these specifically referring to positions/styles we initiate? Or is it merely that one act, whether we initiate/reciprocate it or not? With any of the acts you name you can be giver or reciever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I'm surprised you didn't call shenanigans on my answer, seeing as there are many, many ways to balloon sex. Can't really consider it to be a single sex act. You corrupted me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 anything as long as I can climb on top of fuggz, though I always bring oxygen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: You corrupted me! You say "corrupted" I say enlightened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Where do we start... Germany > America? University of Maine... In NC? Hayden? His fucking sweatshirt. Frosted tips? That looks like a zeni profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 none, i'm already half way there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 37 minutes ago, Phillies said: anything as long as I can climb on top of fuggz, though I always bring oxygen You've explored the hoo ha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: You've explored the hoo ha? The hoo ha is the final frontier dude Just make sure you pack accordingly, I have seen many skeletons lining the trails in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: none, i'm already half way there I've heard you're hung like Rasputin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 Just now, Phillies said: The hoo ha is the final frontier dude Just make sure you pack accordingly, I have seen many skeletons lining the trails in there What about acclimation training. Do you ever get SIDS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I've heard you're hung like Rasputin you heard wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Just now, That_One_Guy said: What about acclimation training. Do you ever get SIDS? I was coughing up blood for a week. Thats only an issue if you climb the tummy. The hoo ha is more sub-subterranean. Bring an escape rope and plenty of o2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Phillies said: I was coughing up blood for a week. Thats only an issue if you climb the tummy. The hoo ha is more sub-subterranean. Bring an escape rope and plenty of o2. Do you ever lose sleep at night thinking about all the good men you lost in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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