bnmjy Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 My store manager is really pushing for me to become assistant manager. I have an interview with the regional manager Tuesday afternoon. I'm excited, yet nervous af. Your awful advice is appreciated! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Piss on the desk to assert your dominance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Ass Man is the absolute worst position in any company. Shit authority with all the headaches. Set specific expectations for career progression. You want to take the position to prove you can have your own "store" "team" etc, within one year. You do not want to be a career assistant manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Forget what I said.... Go with empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) Tell them you saved a customer's life before, that'll sound good as hell Edited December 13, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 46 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Ass Man is the absolute worst position in any company. Shit authority with all the headaches. Set specific expectations for career progression. You want to take the position to prove you can have your own "store" "team" etc, within one year. You do not want to be a career assistant manager. Meh, I'm fine being one for up to five years. It'll look nice on my resume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 I was the assistant manager in a service industry job for like 3 years.....It sucked because the manager was "the cool guy" and I was expected to delegate authority so people would go over my head to the cool guy, get what they want then he'd hit me with the "cut this shit off" as soon as he allowed it. Probably a huge factor in my cynicism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Say you know to implement the REAL policy of shooing people along for lounging too long and not letting visibly lower class people use the bathroom without ordering first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 46 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Meh, I'm fine being one for up to five years. It'll look nice on my resume. No it wont... The first thing I would ask is why you were an assistant for so long... Why are you such a pushover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 What do I know, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Forget what I said.... Go with empty. Thank you for having faith in me, Knowledgeable Business Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Show a little bit of cleavage and a lot of leg or a lot of cleavage and little bit of leg but don't do both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Get a real job coffee slammer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 All you have to do is get your store manager out of the way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, Greeny said: All you have to do is get your store manager out of the way. Spoiler lure him into a false sense of a sexual relationship and then strangle him to death with your lace panties 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: Hide contents lure him into a false sense of a sexual relationship and then strangle him to death with your lace panties That's...one way to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 don't listen to any of these guys. you know what you're doing and don't need advice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 I hope you break your legs! 😀 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 (edited) Just imagine the regional manager in their underwear. ... Unless they're hot. >.> <.< I mean especially if they're hot. Edited December 14, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 On 12/13/2018 at 4:15 AM, bnmjy said: My store manager is really pushing for me to become assistant manager. I have an interview with the regional manager Tuesday afternoon. I'm excited, yet nervous af. Your awful advice is appreciated! make sure to ask about arbor day. and parking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: Just imagine the regional manager in their underwear. ... Unless they're hot. >.> <.< I mean especially if they're hot. I'm surprised you didn't advise him to not.... Blow it. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: I'm surprised you didn't advise him to not.... Blow it. I would never advise anyone to refrain from blowing it. Edited December 14, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: I would never advise anyone to refrain from blowing it. Like a moth to a flame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 On 12/13/2018 at 3:15 AM, bnmjy said: My store manager is really pushing for me to become assistant manager. I have an interview with the regional manager Tuesday afternoon. I'm excited, yet nervous af. Your awful advice is appreciated! Take a copy of your uncleared browser history. They respect the balls.....the old wrinkled ones in your search history at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Xanatos said: Take a copy of your uncleared browser history. They respect the balls.....the old wrinkled ones in your search history at least. Are you telling me you want to see fugg's hooha? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, bnmjy said: Are you telling me you want to see fugg's hooha? Why is that in your search history? Wtf is wrong with you? Dicks, chicks with dicks, pee,scat,furry whatever ur into is fine...not that tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, Xanatos said: Why is that in your search history? Wtf is wrong with you? Dicks, chicks with dicks, pee,scat,furry whatever ur into is fine...not that tho. Someone needs to be initiated . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Someone needs to be initiated . . . U mean traumatized. Ive seen the fuggscave...I've worked hard repressing that memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Xanatos said: U mean traumatized. Ive seen the fuggscave...I've worked hard repressing that memory. Not hard enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Kuroko said: Not hard enough It can never be enough. I still can't see a Tootsie roll without wanting to vomit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, Xanatos said: It can never be enough. I still can't see a Tootsie roll without wanting to vomit And you just gave ammunition to bnmjy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 42 minutes ago, Xanatos said: It can never be enough. I still can't see a Tootsie roll without wanting to vomit You still haven't seen the glossy pussy lips or the sex vid. Initiation awaits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 41 minutes ago, Kuroko said: And you just gave ammunition to bnmjy You enjoy this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, bnmjy said: You enjoy this. when its not me yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Kuroko said: when its not me yea fuggs might show her asshole for Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, bnmjy said: fuggs might show her asshole for Christmas give it to KN as a mistletoe gift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 4 hours ago, bnmjy said: fuggs might show her asshole for Christmas so...you didn't like the arbor day suggestion. i mean, you got to plan your holidays. but whatevs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 ... Why would you want to be an assistant manager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: ... Why would you want to be an assistant manager? assistant TO the regional manager. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 That I can see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 I can't speculate on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 8 hours ago, Xanatos said: It can never be enough. I still can't see a Tootsie roll without wanting to vomit You are just making her hooha more powerful by running from it. Gawd I can't believe I typed out hooha for real 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 3 hours ago, discolemonade said: so...you didn't like the arbor day suggestion. i mean, you got to plan your holidays. but whatevs. Coffee isn't environmentally friendly anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 3 hours ago, scoobdog said: ... Why would you want to be an assistant manager? Much bigger paycheck, more responsibility, more my say going around. I am aware of the downfalls of being one but idgaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Did you pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 15, 2018 Author Share Posted December 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Did you pass Didn't have it yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 I GOT IT BITCHES! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 hours ago, bnmjy said: I GOT IT BITCHES! Congrats!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 hours ago, bnmjy said: I GOT IT BITCHES! AW FUCK YEA! CONGRATS!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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