What should I want from a bf?

[fuggstop]

Help me people

Ive been dumped or side chicked  because im not demanding. What should i ask of men so theyll stay?

[PhilosipherStoned]

nothing. give better head?

[fuggstop]

27 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

nothing. give better head?

You want me to be a side chick forever dont u? We all know main chicks never go down

[Kudasai]

One who won't press charges

[Mini_ghost420]

well first off you don't ask anything of them you demand it

[bnmjy]

As the saying goes, the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Eviscerate him.

[fuggstop]

3 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

well first off you don't ask anything of them you demand it

Yah yah..u know what i mean. What should i "demand"?

[Mini_ghost420]

2 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Yah yah..u know what i mean. What should i "demand"?

that they be loyal to you and respectful. they should be accepting and be able to handle your bipolar

[fuggstop]

1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said:

that they be loyal to you and respectful. they should be accepting and be able to handle your bipolar

*sigh* i dunno how to do that 😔

[Mini_ghost420]

2 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

*sigh* i dunno how to do that 😔

find yourself a real man that's looking for a relationship not a fuck boy for a hook up. if he's for real he'll show you

[Vamped]

why settle for a boyfriend? 

Move to Utah and infiltrate a plural family, become a sister wife, and then sneak your way into the other sister wives' beds, bending their will to yours, and then have them all compete for your affection ... effectively owning a harem of Mormons

.... I mean .... thats precisely what I would not do 

 

 

 

[Mini_ghost420]

3 minutes ago, Vamped said:

why settle for a boyfriend? 

Move to Utah and infiltrate a plural family, become a sister wife, and then sneak your way into the other sister wives' beds, bending their will to yours, and then have them all compete for your affection ... effectively owning a harem of Mormons

.... I mean .... thats precisely what I would not do 

 

 

 

lol I was actually raised Mormon but I got interested in the occult and the church didn't like that

[fuggstop]

4 minutes ago, Vamped said:

why settle for a boyfriend? 

Move to Utah and infiltrate a plural family, become a sister wife, and then sneak your way into the other sister wives' beds, bending their will to yours, and then have them all compete for your affection ... effectively owning a harem of Mormons

.... I mean .... thats precisely what I would not do 

 

 

 

Im trying to be "normal" tho. And thats being demanding and mean to hook a man so i can ignore his infidelity and be lied to 😁

[fuggstop]

Just now, Mini_Ghost said:

lol I was actually raised Mormon but I got interested in the occult and the church didn't like that

Wow!

 

[Vamped]

Just now, fuggstop said:

Im trying to be "normal" tho. And thats being demanding and mean to hook a man so i can ignore his infidelity and be lied to 😁

so ... just to be clear .....you have absolutely no desire to have a Mormon harem?

I don't see how its demanding .... you're just exerting your womanly powers. Everyone benefits

First seduce the man .... and then the wives .... everyone prospers 

 

[Vamped]

4 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

lol I was actually raised Mormon but I got interested in the occult and the church didn't like that

There's not much that churches like though really 

[Mini_ghost420]

9 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Wow!

 

most of my cousins are Mormon missionaries and shit

[Mini_ghost420]

5 minutes ago, Vamped said:

There's not much that churches like though really 

I know a lot of their beliefs are straight up misogynistic and racist

[fuggstop]

24 minutes ago, Vamped said:

so ... just to be clear .....you have absolutely no desire to have a Mormon harem?

I don't see how its demanding .... you're just exerting your womanly powers. Everyone benefits

First seduce the man .... and then the wives .... everyone prospers 

 

....

 

Ok. 

Who broke vamped?

[Mini_ghost420]

1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

....

 

Ok. 

Who broke vamped?

if you take the V out she's Amped

[wacky1980]

2 hours ago, fuggstop said:

Help me people

Ive been dumped or side chicked  because im not demanding. What should i ask of men so theyll stay?

i think the key is to give him all your time. like, all of it. no time for pesky things like twitter or message boards. it's all devoted to him. now go and hook you a winner.

[fuggstop]

2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

i think the key is to give him all your time. like, all of it. no time for pesky things like twitter or message boards. it's all devoted to him. now go and hook you a winner.

AAWW HELLLL NO!

 

[wacky1980]

shockerz 4 lyfe

[PhilosipherStoned]

Honeslty I've had a chick or two that WANTED all my time and that didn't work..

Just depends on the kind of man you're looking for then. 

Edited December 5, 2018 by PhilosipherStoned

[Hornshire]

If you want someone to respect you, a good start is trying to be respectable.

[Ginguy]

Step 1. Don't give him the clap....

 

[Mr Owl]

Move to Wisconsin

[lupin_bebop]

6 hours ago, fuggstop said:

What should i ask of men so theyll stay?

TL;DR: You’ve fucked up any possibilities with men because you’re a dirty vaginal discharge.

It’s the other way around. You think they want to keep you around? They don’t. I can tell you why, but I know you won’t listen.

I could tell you how to instantly become more attractive, successful, and monogamous, but, as we ALL know, you’ll:

1. Blow me off
2. Ignore me
3. Miss the point entirely
4. Be a whore
5. Be a STUPID whore
6. Fuck it up
7. Care more about your fucking drug addiction than anything else
8. Insult the very people you want to attract
9. Try to insult me and my successful relationship
10. Not accept the fact that you are a dumpster fire and failure of a human

So, yeah. No. I’m not going to help you, because you are a sad, pathetic failure of a woman who is just now realizing that nobody truly likes, loves, or respects her because she spent her life whoring. It’s too late to start trying to be a better person now, because you’ve fucked up all possibilities of that. Start collecting cats and dogs now, bitch, because that about the only male companionship you’ll have from now on. 

Edited December 6, 2018 by lupin_bebop

[TrigunBebop]

Balloons.

Lots and lots of balloons.

Also, cocks.

[nameraka]

similar interests and life goals with a compatible temperament?

though that's probably wrong...

[PenguinBoss]

lol at the people going for this bait

[Vamped]

I've heard of wealthy people paying for matchmaker services .... but you have pay a buttload of money and be celibate ... also highly sophisticated 

[fuggstop]

35 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I've heard of wealthy people paying for matchmaker services .... but you have pay a buttload of money and be celibate ... also highly sophisticated 

Why does vamp want me to jump off something high?

[fuggstop]

1 hour ago, PenguinBoss said:

lol at the people going for this bait

Halp me

[fuggstop]

I really do want a real bf...i dont care if he cheats or lies. Almost all men do ...better than being utterly alone once madison leaves for college

[Vamped]

23 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I really do want a real bf...i dont care if he cheats or lies. Almost all men do ...better than being utterly alone once madison leaves for college

You need to learn to be happy alone and not rely on somebody else to give you happiness .... not saying that you're unhappy. Thats just not a good attitude to have for anybody. 

I would rather be alone that have someone with me who isn't faithful or respects me enough to value our relationship 

 

 

>.> 

But I mean ... who am I to tell you what to do? 

[fuggstop]

I am happy alone but its getting old. I want someone who cares enough abt me to lie and hide stuff from me. I mean..they all do it.

[KimopoBotar]

14 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I am happy alone but its getting old. I want someone who cares enough abt me to lie and hide stuff from me. I mean..they all do it.

I mean, I don't. I don't cheat, anyways, and i know i could get away with it if i did. I just know it's not right.  

So, find a guy like that? The most important thing you should want from a guy is respect. 

Or, if you don't mind a guy being with other women, and want to have the same freedom, just make that official. Look for guys who are ok with open relationships or polyamory. Set some ground rules and you're golden. 

Edited December 6, 2018 by KimopoBotar

[cyberbully]

44 minutes ago, Vamped said:

You need to learn to be happy alone and not rely on somebody else to give you happiness .... not saying that you're unhappy. Thats just not a good attitude to have for anybody. 

I would rather be alone that have someone with me who isn't faithful or respects me enough to value our relationship 

 

 

>.> 

But I mean ... who am I to tell you what to do? 

mumbo post

[Vamped]

6 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

mumbo post

Oh shit I'm offended!

I NEED AN ADULT!

[PenguinBoss]

1 hour ago, Vamped said:

You need to learn to be happy alone and not rely on somebody else to give you happiness .... not saying that you're unhappy. Thats just not a good attitude to have for anybody. 

I would rather be alone that have someone with me who isn't faithful or respects me enough to value our relationship 

 

 

>.> 

But I mean ... who am I to tell you what to do? 

Weird harem girl gets it.

[Mix]

20 hours ago, Kweerie said:

If you want someone to respect you, a good start is trying to be respectable.

How you respectfully doin'? 

 

 

[Mix]

18 hours ago, lupin_bebop said:

TL;DR: You’ve fucked up any possibilities with men because you’re a dirty vaginal discharge.

It’s the other way around. You think they want to keep you around? They don’t. I can tell you why, but I know you won’t listen.

I could tell you how to instantly become more attractive, successful, and monogamous, but, as we ALL know, you’ll:

1. Blow me off
2. Ignore me
3. Miss the point entirely
4. Be a whore
5. Be a STUPID whore
6. Fuck it up
7. Care more about your fucking drug addiction than anything else
8. Insult the very people you want to attract
9. Try to insult me and my successful relationship
10. Not accept the fact that you are a dumpster fire and failure of a human

So, yeah. No. I’m not going to help you, because you are a sad, pathetic failure of a woman who is just now realizing that nobody truly likes, loves, or respects her because she spent her life whoring. It’s too late to start trying to be a better person now, because you’ve fucked up all possibilities of that. Start collecting cats and dogs now, bitch, because that about the only male companionship you’ll have from now on. 

 

[Mix]

On 12/5/2018 at 2:05 PM, fuggstop said:

Help me people

Ive been dumped or side chicked  because im not demanding. What should i ask of men so theyll stay?

ok, so here's what ya do....

1. Exclusively date rappers from now on

2. None that have already made it. There's too much competition and besides, their guard is up so it'll be hard to get knocked up despite what that french chick who turkey basted Drake's jizz into her exceptionally well maintained couch says.

3. It goes without saying, no rubbers. 

4. Once you've locked one down, wait till they've made it before leaving them and taking their paycheck kid with you. 

5. Now that you are financially set, you can begin looking for someone with similar interests and life goals. Someone who makes you laugh and who is both supportive and critical of you in a way that makes you a better person. 

[fuggstop]

2 minutes ago, Mix said:

ok, so here's what ya do....

1. Exclusively date rappers from now on

2. None that have already made it. There's too much competition and besides, their guard is up so it'll be hard to get knocked up despite what that french chick who turkey basted Drake's jizz into her exceptionally well maintained couch says.

3. It goes without saying, no rubbers. 

4. Once you've locked one down, wait till they've made it before leaving them and taking their paycheck kid with you. 

5. Now that you are financially set, you can begin looking for someone with similar interests and life goals. Someone who makes you laugh and who is both supportive and critical of you in a way that makes you a better person. 

Lolol!

I *AM* actually dating a white rapper! Hes just not the official bf yet 

Thanks

*takes notes*