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Why did your mom take her bra off at your house?

 

I dunno NaBernie2018[/member] at all, nothing personal. 

 

This comment just made me laugh super hard though. 

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She left it there so she could walk the street free boobing

 

The real answer is to mark their territory and slowy start to bring other shit over there.......They start with a bra or some panties because we're dumb and it makes us feel a bit of pride.......Or in the OP's case shame.....But I digress......Soon, it'll be some hair spray, or body wash or some shit.....Then a toothbrush........Before you know it, you'll have nail polish remover on your nightstand and tampons in your bathroom.

 

Good luck inviting another girl over now......We're too stupid to effectively hide shit, or if you do and she comes looking for it you have to explain why the box of tampons isn't sitting on the back of the toilet where she left it.

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*drunkenly puts it on*

 

:(

 

 

...

 

 

Okay. I think I'm done fighting with you. It's worse than I thought. I hope you get the help you need. *slow backs away*

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The real answer is to mark their territory and slowy start to bring other shit over there.......They start with a bra or some panties because we're dumb and it makes us feel a bit of pride.......Or in the OP's case shame.....But I digress......Soon, it'll be some hair spray, or body wash or some shit.....Then a toothbrush........Before you know it, you'll have nail polish remover on your nightstand and tampons in your bathroom.

 

Good luck inviting another girl over now......We're too stupid to effectively hide shit, or if you do and she comes looking for it you have to explain why the box of tampons isn't sitting on the back of the toilet where she left it.

 

This is the realest shit you will read today.

 

I got called out for emptying the bathroom trash, she said I was cleaning up for another girl.... I said, "I took a shit, I blew my nose and I saw your non wrapped up tampon sitting at the top bloody as fuck, and it smelled like hot garbage" We didn't last long.... guess why?

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oh I have tons of pictures...of things... and places....however the concept of taking photos of ones self nude and giving them out eludes me...it's a trashy thing to do

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oh I have tons of pictures...of things... and places....however the concept of taking photos of ones self nude and giving them out eludes me...it's a trashy thing to do

 

not to good peoples and privately

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This is the realest shit you will read today.

 

I got called out for emptying the bathroom trash, she said I was cleaning up for another girl.... I said, "I took a shit, I blew my nose and I saw your non wrapped up tampon sitting at the top bloody as fuck, and it smelled like hot garbage" We didn't last long.... guess why?

 

Oh god. I don't do that in my own home let alone someone else's. At least she's not one of those people who flushes them.

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