NaBarney Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Love just walking out to my car with my groceries in one and taking it home, adding it to the stack. They're pretty useful for storing stuff and surprisingly sturdy as hell, at least the black plastic ones from Kroger. Some places are doing away with them now which sucks. I want one from Dollar Tree for the green color but it's hard to take one of theirs bc no self checkout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 I stole the price numbers off the sign from the gas station around the corner from my house once. 4 and 2 specifically. I was going to go back for 0 but I figured there was no point for a juvenile thrill. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 I love theft and menacing big business, but prefer to take plastic crates (large square ones or stackable rectangular ones) bc you can use them as impromptu chairs OR tables OR as storage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) There are tenants nearby who bring shopping carts from the store nearby. Ridiculous, honestly. Edited October 15, 2018 by bnmjy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Goddamn it nabs, not even homeless people steal shopping baskets, they steal shopping carts. Plus, the reason some stores are doing away with them is probably because of people like you who steal them! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 I know somebody who stole a PS4 once. 🐺 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, bnmjy said: There are tenants nearby who bring shopping carts from the store nearby. Ridiculous, honestly. Baller move, if I could get home with a shopping cart I would have one for the yard and maybe another in kitchen as a bakers rack. Keep your pots and pans in there, lay a nice cutting board across it, got the extra shelf on the bottom, move it around as needed Damn. I might just have to try to hoof it home with one Edited October 15, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, NSAID said: I love theft and menacing big business, but prefer to take plastic crates (large square ones or stackable rectangular ones) bc you can use them as impromptu chairs OR tables OR as storage. Where do you even find those? Do they keep them Around Back Edited October 15, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Baller move, if I could get home with a shopping cart I would have one for the yard and maybe another in kitchen as a bakers rack. Keep your pots and pans in there, lay a nice cutting board across it, got the extra shelf on the bottom, move it around as needed Damn. I might just have to try to hoof it home with one Goddamn it nabs. If you're going to live like you're homeless, don't half ass it. Abandon your apartment and find a bridge to live under. Lasty can do it, why can't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I know somebody who stole a PS4 once. 🐺 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 15 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Goddamn it nabs. If you're going to live like you're homeless, don't half ass it. Abandon your apartment and find a bridge to live under. Lasty can do it, why can't you? Homeless people don't have baker's racks and basketball season starts tomorrow, I'm trying to bougie on a budget here, not homeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 .........Since I’m not homeless, no. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) urdoinitwrong You're supposed to steal helium balloons from stores, not shopping baskets. Duh. Edited October 15, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 The guy who is so concerned about the environment is stealing shopping baskets. That'll show em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 unless you're stealing them while they are full of stuff you're doing it wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 That's actually a great idea, but I really hate the handles on those baskets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 10 hours ago, Nabloom said: Love just walking out to my car with my groceries in one and taking it home, adding it to the stack. They're pretty useful for storing stuff and surprisingly sturdy as hell, at least the black plastic ones from Kroger. Some places are doing away with them now which sucks. I want one from Dollar Tree for the green color but it's hard to take one of theirs bc no self checkout. I don't need to do that. I use one of these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 7 hours ago, Nabloom said: Where do you even find those? Do they keep them Around Back Mostly. I've seen the large square ones inside stores while people are stocking, but while I feel like most employees wouldn't even want to bother dealing with it if someone tried to leave with one, I'd rather not force them to have to come up with a figure for how much they actually care about plastic bins, that'd just be cruel. Haven't seen any recently, but they used to drop the rectangle guys with the orders of bottled drinks for the restaurants in the area I was working at. We would stack them outside the back doors and we'd all move them back and forth to use as chairs during smoke breaks. And then sometimes people would throw a few of the cleanest ones in their car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 lolol how do you not look suspect carrying the basket all the way to your car and tossing it in the backseat and driving off lolol!! HAHAHA!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 2 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: I don't need to do that. I use one of these: Good. Makes for nice big red target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: lolol how do you not look suspect carrying the basket all the way to your car and tossing it in the backseat and driving off lolol!! HAHAHA!! Because it's a busy grocery store that starts workers at $8 an hour, who's going to stop me, the cart pusher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 "Sir, sir that is Kroger property! Stop!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, Nabloom said: "Sir, sir that is Kroger property! Stop!" .... I always wanted one from Bi-Lo. They have wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, fuggstop said: .... I always wanted one from Bi-Lo. They have wheels. Walk one out to your car, no one is going to think you're taking it they'll just assume you're a regular person who wouldn't do that and simply needs some help carrying their groceries, heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: Walk one out to your car, no one is going to think you're taking it they'll just assume you're a regular person who wouldn't do that and simply needs some help carrying their groceries, heh heh Im not walking 1 hand basket to the car. Ill sneak one in a buggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 My dad stole one of those newspaper things from a closed down gas station, painted it with a textured grey color, and it now works as the stereo cabinet along with other VERY waterproof storage... paper towels sit in it all winter and stay dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 28 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Walk one out to your car, no one is going to think you're taking it they'll just assume you're a regular person who wouldn't do that and simply needs some help carrying their groceries, heh heh Using one (or two max) bags should be enough to carry your groceries to the car if they could all fit into a basket to carry to the register. If you need more than two bags to carry your groceries to the car, chances are very high you used a shopping CART to carry them to the register, and then you push it to your car and leave it in the parking lot like everyone else. I do accept your explanation of the employees not caring though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 39 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: My dad stole one of those newspaper things from a closed down gas station, painted it with a textured grey color, and it now works as the stereo cabinet along with other VERY waterproof storage... paper towels sit in it all winter and stay dry. Did he bust open the coin mech and take the quarters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 22 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said: Did he bust open the coin mech and take the quarters? Free newspaper stand. Like this, but with three compartments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 23 minutes ago, Rogue߷Alphonse said: Free newspaper stand. Like this, but with three compartments. Oh... those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 five below has the best baskets, larger than grocery store baskets, and with wheels on the bottom and a long handle for wheeling it around when it gets heavy but theirs are harder to steal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 11 hours ago, 1938 Packard said: I don't need to do that. I use one of these: You have no shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 When you're the guy stealing plastic shopping baskets and yet are not the saddest person in the thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 14 hours ago, fuggstop said: lolol how do you not look suspect carrying the basket all the way to your car and tossing it in the backseat and driving off lolol!! HAHAHA!! I don’t know.....why don’t you tell us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: When you're the guy stealing plastic shopping baskets and yet are not the saddest person in the thread. Because you are. Shoo, fly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 8 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: five below has the best baskets, larger than grocery store baskets, and with wheels on the bottom and a long handle for wheeling it around when it gets heavy but theirs are harder to steal Sam’s and Costco baskets are larger, too. their wheels aren’t always great, though. Sometimes, they are annoying as fuck, because they are all off and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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