Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Because she won't date anybody over the age of twennnnnnnnnnnnnnty. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I don't believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Problem is you look older than 20....that's not the only problem but it's the most obvious one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Problem is you look older than 20....that's not the only problem but it's the most obvious one I'm not sure that is the most obvious one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I'm not sure that is the most obvious one. Wouldn't it be though when women not wanting a dude over 20 take a look at his profile pic? Even if he uses an old photo, an observant person would notice that maybe the clothing or hairstyle is dated? So, from that perspective it's the most obvious problem at a glance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Wouldn't it be though when women not wanting a dude over 20 take a look at his profile pic? Even if he uses an old photo, an observant person would notice that maybe the clothing or hairstyle is dated? So, from that perspective it's the most obvious problem at a glance. In a physical sense, I meant if he trys to talk to them it's all over. Game over man game over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Pooh, you're just jealous. I can pull off 20. I have to if I want to get in her paaaaaaants. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 I can easily talk like a 20 year old. Just gotta brush up on my generation z slang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Wouldn't it be though when women not wanting a dude over 20 take a look at his profile pic? Even if he uses an old photo, an observant person would notice that maybe the clothing or hairstyle is dated? So, from that perspective it's the most obvious problem at a glance. Nah, he's pretty baby faced, and his obvious immaturity lends itself to him appearing to be eight or nine years younger than he is. Hell, he even drinks like a sixteen year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I don't know - he's starting to get that puffy look that comes with too many years of really cheap beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 He could pull it off. Still doesn't stop the fact that the only way his dick is getting wet is if he names it Bob, doses a girl with morphine, and rapes her while yelling "FIRE, WALK WITH ME" over her dying gasps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 I don't know - he's starting to get that puffy look that comes with too many years of really cheap beer. Not really. If I'm "puffy", it's because I added muscle mass to dominate all kinds of babes in bed with. Will try not to kill the slender ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 He could pull it off. Still doesn't stop the fact that the only way his dick is getting wet is if he name's it Bob, doses a girl with morphine, and rapes her while yelling "FIRE, WALK WITH ME" over her dying gasps. That was corny. Girls love me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 True However if he drinks beer he is over 21 Drives a car over 21 So 2 kill shots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Not really. If I'm "puffy", it's because I added muscle mass to dominate all kinds of babes in bed with. Will try not to kill the slender ones. It doesn't look like muscle mass. It looks like if somebody poked you, the indentation would stay. Sort of like the Pillsbury Doughboy, but without yeast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 In a physical sense, I meant if he trys to talk to them it's all over. Game over man game over. Agreed. I'm just referring to the red flag that should go off on the surface just by looking at a profile pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Pooh, you're just jealous. I can pull off 20. I have to if I want to get in her paaaaaaants. ? Lol, no way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 First it was just be yourself, then it was be this, this, and this, then it was work on this, or... ya know what I'm saying. I've come to the conclusion that y'all are making shet up and are covering up b/c ya know that attractive girls suck ass, but it's not politically correct to say that. #TrumpTime 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 You should just throw a chair for old time's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Would you please stop confusing this message board with the Lifetime TV network? That seems to be where most of your information about women and dating actually comes from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Or just girls I asked out having their relationships fall through in general. I'll be at home, on the couch, sipping on the beer, and I let the two of them f-ck things up, while I look like a total badass laughing at an Adam Sandler film on TV they're looking dumb and the girl's friends are like, "You're such a dumba--, you should have gone out with Zeni, who is having an enjoyable time watching Billy Madison on his living couch while you're here crying and it's your fault for blowing him off on OkCupid, look how stupid you look, now you're single again and a beast of man like Zeni won't have you ever again." :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Would you please stop confusing this message board with the Lifetime TV network? That seems to be where most of your information about women and dating actually comes from. I had to consult Lifetime because you guys couldn't get me laid with Kate Upton-esque babes. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 Have to be honest lol. It was a total misunderstanding. In any event, she didn't show up to the final hearing because we agreed that I'd leave her alone, but she thought I was crazy because she blocked my number and then I called her from a local 7-Eleven. Anyway, she blew it way out of proportion. Never had to take me to court to begin with! >( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 i will pay you 100 likes to try tinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 she's probably waiting at home right now wondering how she can hit you up again without looking like a fool O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Have to be honest lol. It was a total misunderstanding. In any event, she didn't show up to the final hearing because we agreed that I'd leave her alone, but she thought I was crazy because she blocked my number and then I called her from a local 7-Eleven. Anyway, she blew it way out of proportion. Never had to take me to court to begin with! >( This is a surprise to no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 And you wonder why you're still a virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I had to consult Lifetime because you guys couldn't get me laid with Kate Upton-esque babes. <3 Your not getting laid is neither the problem nor the responsibility of anyone here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I don't think this is a good place to get advice on anything, much less girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I mean, we can only do so much, with so little, ya know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 I don't think this is a good place to get advice on anything, much less girls. LOL! The girls I try to talk to are beyond clueless!! :brownbottle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 I mean, we can only do so much, with so little, ya know? I don't think I know... *begins walking right toward you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 If you're trying to get girls then you're doing it wrong. They should just naturally be drawn to you. Or that's how it always worked for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 They usually are naturally drawn to me, but I'm in my house most of the time, so we're talking about internet interactions here... E-nteractions.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Share Posted January 27, 2017 If you're trying to get girls then you're doing it wrong. They should just naturally be drawn to you. Or that's how it always worked for me. *Holds you firmly by the shoulder* What you're talking about is the real world, and I'm a beast at getting girls to want me to have sex with them IRL, but the thing is that I stay in my house 90% of the time, so now WHAT WE TALKIN ABOUT is trying to make my real world charm and flair translate over my computer. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe you guys just weren't clear all this time and it's just been years of misinterpretation of my goals that have caused y'all to keep me singgggggglleeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Zeni's future criminal record put in song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 and not a fuck was given :brownbottle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadicalReno Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 at least you got advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 :| :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixen_catgirl Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 That app..I've had an account on there for maybe 3 months, I rarely use it. I check it maybe a week ago and I have 11000+ likes though I can't see them. I try to imagine what a stadium full of dick looks like.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Because she won't date anybody over the age of twennnnnnnnnnnnnnty. <3 I'll say it once. I'll say it again. You're a creepy little bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 I see a multi-year felony conviction in Zeni's future. It's really only a matter of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Poor Monopoly Guy. Neither he nor the police officer appear to be wearing pants. And the police officer seems to have equipped himself with a ready replacement for his lack of genitalia. Look at Monopoly Guy's face. He knows what's about to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Nah, he's pretty baby faced, and his obvious immaturity lends itself to him appearing to be eight or nine years younger than he is. Hell, he even drinks like a sixteen year old. Am I the only one that can see, despite The chubby dimple cheeks, he's over 20? lol I guess the ladies are gonna hafta learn the hard lesson then > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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