Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 Because she won't date anybody over the age of twennnnnnnnnnnnnnty. <3
1pooh4u Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 Problem is you look older than 20....that's not the only problem but it's the most obvious one
Derackthehunter Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 Problem is you look older than 20....that's not the only problem but it's the most obvious one I'm not sure that is the most obvious one.
1pooh4u Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 I'm not sure that is the most obvious one. Wouldn't it be though when women not wanting a dude over 20 take a look at his profile pic? Even if he uses an old photo, an observant person would notice that maybe the clothing or hairstyle is dated? So, from that perspective it's the most obvious problem at a glance.
Derackthehunter Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 Wouldn't it be though when women not wanting a dude over 20 take a look at his profile pic? Even if he uses an old photo, an observant person would notice that maybe the clothing or hairstyle is dated? So, from that perspective it's the most obvious problem at a glance. In a physical sense, I meant if he trys to talk to them it's all over. Game over man game over.
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 Pooh, you're just jealous. I can pull off 20. I have to if I want to get in her paaaaaaants. ?
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 I can easily talk like a 20 year old. Just gotta brush up on my generation z slang.
scoobdog Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 Wouldn't it be though when women not wanting a dude over 20 take a look at his profile pic? Even if he uses an old photo, an observant person would notice that maybe the clothing or hairstyle is dated? So, from that perspective it's the most obvious problem at a glance. Nah, he's pretty baby faced, and his obvious immaturity lends itself to him appearing to be eight or nine years younger than he is. Hell, he even drinks like a sixteen year old.
mthor Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 I don't know - he's starting to get that puffy look that comes with too many years of really cheap beer.
MasqueradeOverture Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 He could pull it off. Still doesn't stop the fact that the only way his dick is getting wet is if he names it Bob, doses a girl with morphine, and rapes her while yelling "FIRE, WALK WITH ME" over her dying gasps.
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 I don't know - he's starting to get that puffy look that comes with too many years of really cheap beer. Not really. If I'm "puffy", it's because I added muscle mass to dominate all kinds of babes in bed with. Will try not to kill the slender ones.
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 He could pull it off. Still doesn't stop the fact that the only way his dick is getting wet is if he name's it Bob, doses a girl with morphine, and rapes her while yelling "FIRE, WALK WITH ME" over her dying gasps. That was corny. Girls love me.
Misaka Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 True However if he drinks beer he is over 21 Drives a car over 21 So 2 kill shots
mthor Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 Not really. If I'm "puffy", it's because I added muscle mass to dominate all kinds of babes in bed with. Will try not to kill the slender ones. It doesn't look like muscle mass. It looks like if somebody poked you, the indentation would stay. Sort of like the Pillsbury Doughboy, but without yeast.
1pooh4u Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 In a physical sense, I meant if he trys to talk to them it's all over. Game over man game over. Agreed. I'm just referring to the red flag that should go off on the surface just by looking at a profile pic
1pooh4u Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 Pooh, you're just jealous. I can pull off 20. I have to if I want to get in her paaaaaaants. ? Lol, no way
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 First it was just be yourself, then it was be this, this, and this, then it was work on this, or... ya know what I'm saying. I've come to the conclusion that y'all are making shet up and are covering up b/c ya know that attractive girls suck ass, but it's not politically correct to say that. #TrumpTime 8)
bnmjy Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 You should just throw a chair for old time's sake.
mthor Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 Would you please stop confusing this message board with the Lifetime TV network? That seems to be where most of your information about women and dating actually comes from.
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 Or just girls I asked out having their relationships fall through in general. I'll be at home, on the couch, sipping on the beer, and I let the two of them f-ck things up, while I look like a total badass laughing at an Adam Sandler film on TV they're looking dumb and the girl's friends are like, "You're such a dumba--, you should have gone out with Zeni, who is having an enjoyable time watching Billy Madison on his living couch while you're here crying and it's your fault for blowing him off on OkCupid, look how stupid you look, now you're single again and a beast of man like Zeni won't have you ever again." :-D
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 Would you please stop confusing this message board with the Lifetime TV network? That seems to be where most of your information about women and dating actually comes from. I had to consult Lifetime because you guys couldn't get me laid with Kate Upton-esque babes. <3
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 Have to be honest lol. It was a total misunderstanding. In any event, she didn't show up to the final hearing because we agreed that I'd leave her alone, but she thought I was crazy because she blocked my number and then I called her from a local 7-Eleven. Anyway, she blew it way out of proportion. Never had to take me to court to begin with! >(
quebecelegy Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 she's probably waiting at home right now wondering how she can hit you up again without looking like a fool O0
mthor Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 Have to be honest lol. It was a total misunderstanding. In any event, she didn't show up to the final hearing because we agreed that I'd leave her alone, but she thought I was crazy because she blocked my number and then I called her from a local 7-Eleven. Anyway, she blew it way out of proportion. Never had to take me to court to begin with! >( This is a surprise to no one.
mthor Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 I had to consult Lifetime because you guys couldn't get me laid with Kate Upton-esque babes. <3 Your not getting laid is neither the problem nor the responsibility of anyone here.
Ric Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 I don't think this is a good place to get advice on anything, much less girls.
Judy Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 I mean, we can only do so much, with so little, ya know?
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 I don't think this is a good place to get advice on anything, much less girls. LOL! The girls I try to talk to are beyond clueless!! :brownbottle:
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 I mean, we can only do so much, with so little, ya know? I don't think I know... *begins walking right toward you*
Leon Posted January 27, 2017 Posted January 27, 2017 If you're trying to get girls then you're doing it wrong. They should just naturally be drawn to you. Or that's how it always worked for me.
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 They usually are naturally drawn to me, but I'm in my house most of the time, so we're talking about internet interactions here... E-nteractions....
Zenigundam Posted January 27, 2017 Author Posted January 27, 2017 If you're trying to get girls then you're doing it wrong. They should just naturally be drawn to you. Or that's how it always worked for me. *Holds you firmly by the shoulder* What you're talking about is the real world, and I'm a beast at getting girls to want me to have sex with them IRL, but the thing is that I stay in my house 90% of the time, so now WHAT WE TALKIN ABOUT is trying to make my real world charm and flair translate over my computer. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe you guys just weren't clear all this time and it's just been years of misinterpretation of my goals that have caused y'all to keep me singgggggglleeeeee!
MasqueradeOverture Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 Zeni's future criminal record put in song.
Vixen_catgirl Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 That app..I've had an account on there for maybe 3 months, I rarely use it. I check it maybe a week ago and I have 11000+ likes though I can't see them. I try to imagine what a stadium full of dick looks like..
Houdini Splicer Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 Because she won't date anybody over the age of twennnnnnnnnnnnnnty. <3 I'll say it once. I'll say it again. You're a creepy little bastard.
Codename: Jackass Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 I see a multi-year felony conviction in Zeni's future. It's really only a matter of time.
Azalar Hex Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 Poor Monopoly Guy. Neither he nor the police officer appear to be wearing pants. And the police officer seems to have equipped himself with a ready replacement for his lack of genitalia. Look at Monopoly Guy's face. He knows what's about to happen.
1pooh4u Posted January 28, 2017 Posted January 28, 2017 Nah, he's pretty baby faced, and his obvious immaturity lends itself to him appearing to be eight or nine years younger than he is. Hell, he even drinks like a sixteen year old. Am I the only one that can see, despite The chubby dimple cheeks, he's over 20? lol I guess the ladies are gonna hafta learn the hard lesson then >
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