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Whenever I make a bowl of ice cream I microwave it for 8-10 seconds I tell people it's because I've had sensitive teeth my whole life (which is true)

the reality is I just like my ice cream to be mushy

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6 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Whenever I make a bowl of ice cream I microwave it for 8-10 seconds I tell people it's because I've had sensitive teeth my whole life (which is true)

the reality is I just like my ice cream to be mushy

Me too, depending on the ice cream.

 

-If a manual car, I park in second or reverse and crank the parking brake. Every time. Flat ground? Second gear and E-brake.

-If an automatic, I have an accidental habit of pulling/backing in, shutting the vehicle off (the key will not rotate back further than "engine off"), then putting it in park and turning the key to "off" and removing the key.

-If I back in, I back up a foot or three further back than intended and then pull forward a foot or two to set the ball joints in a less stressful position.

-If you are not passing someone, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PASSING LANE. I DO.

Non-car shit:

-I. have. to. load. the. dishwasher.

No one can tetris that bitch as well as I can. I'm always re-organizing it (if someone else actually takes the time to load it, that is.)

-My shoulder strap toolbag has to be organized to a tee. as in, each tool has a designated spot. Why? Because if I am using it and it is in an out-of-sight position, I can at least reach and feel for what I need. If the tools get all mixed up, it fucks me up.

-I pack for 2-day trips the entire week in advance.

-if it's glass or glossy and I am expecting any company, it HAS TO BE SMUDGE FREE

I have more

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6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I microwave my ice cream BEFORE I scoop it out because I'm too lazy to let it sit and get soft enough to scoop out.

I've always put my ice cream scoop on the stove top for a short amount of time, I never thought of microwaving the entire gallon

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I peel oranges with my teeth.

When I go to IHOP i put some syrup into my ice water. I dont stir it up tho. I let it fall to the bottom intact then i slurp it out with the straw. The water remains unsweetened.

I twirl my hair all the time and put ny fingers in my mouth. My mom yells at me for doing it bc it looks like im trying to be slutty but im not i swear.

I like cheap hot dogs. The more expensive they are the more I hate them. I hate high quality all beef hot dogs. I like BAR-S chicken pork ones. And microwaving is my preferred cooking method.

I lick the plate clean of sauce when i have pasta.

I chomp 2-3 whole coffee beans when I make coffee.

Whenever I fly I touch the outside of the fuselage before going inside the plane and whenever we begin our final descent I listen to The End by The Doors.

I can't let anyone touch my belly button.

I always write something in the Gideon's bible whenever I stay in a hotel.

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16 minutes ago, Poof said:

I peel oranges with my teeth.

 

 

I like cheap hot dogs. The more expensive they are the more I hate them. I hate high quality all beef hot dogs. I like BAR-S chicken pork ones. And microwaving is my preferred cooking method.

 

I chomp 2-3 whole coffee beans when I make coffee.

Whenever I fly I touch the outside of the fuselage before going inside the plane and whenever we begin our final descent I listen to The End by The Doors.

 

Bar-S hot dogs are pretty legit

I hate coffee

when I enter a plane I always think I'm going to die because I hate heights so I reach up (instead of jumping because plane entrances are like 3 ft tall) and touch the top of the door way while sliding my hands across like the OU players do while exiting the tunnel and hitting the "play like a champion sign" to boost my morale

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1 hour ago, molarbear said:

Whenever I make a bowl of ice cream I microwave it for 8-10 seconds I tell people it's because I've had sensitive teeth my whole life (which is true)

the reality is I just like my ice cream to be mushy

Not weird, but when I see a hot legal age babe at the mall, I keep a straight face, but my heart starts to flutter and I can't take my eyes off of her, and then she looks at me, my eyes get shifty and I make really weird walking movements.

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9 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Bar-S hot dogs are pretty legit

I hate coffee

when I enter a plane I always think I'm going to die because I hate heights so I reach up (instead of jumping because plane entrances are like 3 ft tall) and touch the top of the door way while sliding my hands across like the OU players do while exiting the tunnel and hitting the "play like a champion sign" to boost my morale

i love coffee. i have like 20 oz nearly everyday. sometimes i just dont tho. today i didnt have any

i never really get nervous or think im going to die on a plane. i just hate not having enough space to stretch out. i get fidgety. surviving a plane crash is actually on my bucket list

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On 9/6/2018 at 3:27 AM, Zenigundam said:

Not weird, but when I see a hot legal age babe at the mall, I keep a straight face, but my heart starts to flutter and I can't take my eyes off of her, and then she looks at me, my eyes get shifty and I make really weird walking movements.

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  1. I dead ass drink a minimum of 1 gallon (yes, a literal GALLON) of black unsweetened iced coffee in a 24 hour time frame.
  2. I am insane (probably due in part to all the caffeine)
  3. I can make my farts smell like any non fart smell, but if I try to make them unscented, I shit hot sauce and broken glass.
  4. I am so ancient and powerful that when the first single celled organisms appeared on Earth, I was Trillions of eons in age.
  5. I like to be spanked
  6. I am only fluent in English, but know enough of many other languages to the point where I tell native speakers of those languages that I cannot hold a conversation in that language.
  7. Two of the previous facts are lies
  8. I am terrified of chimps and monkeys, but harbor far less fear  of gorillas and orangutans
  9. I used to have above average drawing skills, but lost them due to years of inactivity in that respect
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21 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm a soldier, and soldiers on the frontline aren't nerds  

Thanks for serving, and I'm glad they started letting gays in the armed forces now. That is forward thinking on the military's part.

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2 minutes ago, schmahxgn said:

Thanks for serving, and I'm glad they started letting gays in the armed forces now. That is forward thinking on the military's part.

Just a bit outside! He tried the corner and mised.

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On 9/6/2018 at 1:31 AM, molarbear said:

Whenever I make a bowl of ice cream I microwave it for 8-10 seconds I tell people it's because I've had sensitive teeth my whole life (which is true)

the reality is I just like my ice cream to be mushy

Brother!!!!!

 

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I'm paranoid about loose big cats ever since that Ohio shit went down, and that'll last forever since those motherfucking transporters lost track of a tiger in Georgia last year. 

i have a bunch of weird quirks due to the OCD and fucked up nervous system.

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