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Dude in my city is running on a bridge dick swinging right now


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Posted
Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Anyway, you shouldn't laugh at this guy, he could be a sex slave who finally escaped his captor.

That's a bit of a stretch. And I'm actually jealous tbh. 

Posted
Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Jealous of running around the city naked, or jealous of being a sex slave?

Jealous of that glorious ass. My shit is flatter than an eraser. the fuck

Posted
1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Jealous of that glorious ass. My shit is flatter than an eraser. the fuck

There was a time when men, even those who were vain, didn't really care what their asses looked like. Mine might be flat now, I don't know. I've lost a shitton of weight in my ass by nature of eating healthier (and somehow, I swear to god, I've been gaining weight in my gut because I started drinking soda again, but even WHILE GAINING IN MY GUT, I was STILL losing my ass! This doesn't really bother me much, other than I don't know how it could even be physically possible when you factor in I don't do a lick of exercise).

I'm much more self conscious of my thick as fuck eyebrows. Oh well, at least there's two of them now. :|

Posted
2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Are you spying on the guy? Are you the one who snapped the pic in the OP?

Nah I'm home right now lol but he's really out there. Cops are still looking for him

Posted (edited)

The lack of swinging dick in this thread disappoints me. You're lucky I always keep meatspin open in another tab for just such emergencies. 

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Posted
Just now, GunStarHero said:

The lack of swinging dick in this thread disappoints me. You're lucky I always keep meatspin open in another tab for just such emergencies. 

Look bro I can't provide swinging dick as my dick is too small to swing. You do what you can and I try damnit! 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Look bro I can't provide swinging dick as my dick is too small to swing. You do what you can and I try damnit! 

I'm not your bro, bro! Don't ever talk to me or Tanner ever again! Chyah! Now if you'll excuse me I have a pornographic gif to watch while I hit the spliff with Skylar. 

Posted
6 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

The lack of swinging dick in this thread disappoints me. You're lucky I always keep meatspin open in another tab for just such emergencies. 

Should I even ask what this is?

Posted
4 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

I'm not your bro, bro! Don't ever talk to me or Tanner ever again! Chyah! Now if you'll excuse me I have a pornographic gif to watch while I hit the spliff with Skylar. 

This reminds me of a Powerking thread

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Posted
9 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

I'm not your bro, bro! Don't ever talk to me or Tanner ever again! Chyah! Now if you'll excuse me I have a pornographic gif to watch while I hit the spliff with Skylar. 

This is harrasment. IlL sEe Yu In CURT

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Posted
2 minutes ago, CAC said:

Yeah I heard about this on FB, glad I wasn't through there today lol.

Lol I know right. Funny thing is it looks like he's headed to the south side :D

Posted
1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Lol I know right. Funny thing is it looks like he's headed to the south side :D

I don't think he needs a bar at this point lol

Posted
6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Dude there are times where nobody lets me in and I almost dont make it lol

I can't drive but I've been in a car plenty of times wondering if we'd make it.

Posted
1 minute ago, discolemonade said:

hey, i don't even know how to do a spoiler. or delete. in one of the more obscure folders, there's a naked pic of me. 

>.>

 

<.<

what did you do. also, tweekers are weird. 

I wasn't there but I would have pulled up and asked him how he got that ass so thick solid and tight. 

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