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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Jealous of that glorious ass. My shit is flatter than an eraser. the fuck

There was a time when men, even those who were vain, didn't really care what their asses looked like. Mine might be flat now, I don't know. I've lost a shitton of weight in my ass by nature of eating healthier (and somehow, I swear to god, I've been gaining weight in my gut because I started drinking soda again, but even WHILE GAINING IN MY GUT, I was STILL losing my ass! This doesn't really bother me much, other than I don't know how it could even be physically possible when you factor in I don't do a lick of exercise).

I'm much more self conscious of my thick as fuck eyebrows. Oh well, at least there's two of them now. :|

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Just now, GunStarHero said:

The lack of swinging dick in this thread disappoints me. You're lucky I always keep meatspin open in another tab for just such emergencies. 

Look bro I can't provide swinging dick as my dick is too small to swing. You do what you can and I try damnit! 

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Look bro I can't provide swinging dick as my dick is too small to swing. You do what you can and I try damnit! 

I'm not your bro, bro! Don't ever talk to me or Tanner ever again! Chyah! Now if you'll excuse me I have a pornographic gif to watch while I hit the spliff with Skylar. 

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9 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

I'm not your bro, bro! Don't ever talk to me or Tanner ever again! Chyah! Now if you'll excuse me I have a pornographic gif to watch while I hit the spliff with Skylar. 

This is harrasment. IlL sEe Yu In CURT

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6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Dude there are times where nobody lets me in and I almost dont make it lol

I can't drive but I've been in a car plenty of times wondering if we'd make it.

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1 minute ago, discolemonade said:

hey, i don't even know how to do a spoiler. or delete. in one of the more obscure folders, there's a naked pic of me. 

>.>

 

<.<

what did you do. also, tweekers are weird. 

I wasn't there but I would have pulled up and asked him how he got that ass so thick solid and tight. 

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