Zenigundam Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I just look so studly and alpha in blue. Where ya at hot 18-19 year old ladies? I'm practically a teenager too! 😐💪🐶🍕🐃💏🍖 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 dye your hair, stupid 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 what the actual fuck is up with your tie. @Ginguy am i nuts? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 that's a pretty snazzy tie. would't wear it with blue though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: dye your hair, stupid What color is stupid? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 26 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: what the actual fuck is up with your tie. @Ginguy am i nuts? I don't know. It's like he tied a half windsor and some 14yr old delinquent kicked his ass and he took a pic of the aftermath..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 43 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I just look so studly and alpha in blue. Where ya at hot 18-19 year old ladies? I'm practically a teenager too! 😐💪🐶🍕🐃💏🍖 that is knot how you tie a tie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 Quit commenting on the tie, betas, you will get rocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) 45 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: dye your hair, stupid Watch your mouth, Pooh. 😐😦🐻💪🐂💏 Edited June 5, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 32 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Quit commenting on the tie, betas, you will get rocked I'm a gamma male bruh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 hour ago, stilgar said: What color is stupid? Don’t make me smack your snout. Commas are your friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 36 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Watch your mouth, Pooh. 😐😦🐻💪🐂💏 Lol stfu with your grey hair talking about how you’re “practically a teen” 💩😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: dye your hair, stupid Hey now. Gray hair is totally sexy. That expression, though, is just plain ol' stupid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: I just look so studly and alpha in blue. Where ya at hot 18-19 year old ladies? I'm practically a teenager too! 😐💪🐶🍕🐃💏🍖 You look like you’re having a fucking stroke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Why would bring up zeni masturbating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Goddammit Zeni, I wanted to come in here and prop you up, but what did you do to that tie.....That's not an alpha tie man....You gotta fix that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I am pretty sure his mom tied that tie for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Goddammit Zeni, I wanted to come in here and prop you up, but what did you do to that tie.....That's not an alpha tie man....You gotta fix that. I don't know how it's even possible to tie a tie like that. It's got like two knots or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Derrick Foreal said: Goddammit Zeni, I wanted to come in here and prop you up, but what did you do to that tie.....That's not an alpha tie man....You gotta fix that. I'm gonna Photoshop that shit. It wasn't me, it was the wind from the bus window distorting how I actually tied it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 The wind from a bus window (only zeta bottoms take the bus) had nothing to do with it. You just don't know how to tie a tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 hang on guys. dude seriously. fix your fucking tie. i don't care if you drop your character or not but for the love of all that's holy use a zipper tie or a clip or something because that's going to blind someone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: hang on guys. dude seriously. fix your fucking tie. i don't care if you drop your character or not but for the love of all that's holy use a zipper tie or a clip or something because that's going to blind someone Ties are for gay boys anyway. If a hot girl chooses a guy in a tie, who is likely a massive beta male, over a guy in a t-shirt and jeans, who likely runs shit, then she's just a total idiot and probably won't even touch meat or real beer (not craft beer, ya beta Yelp wannabes!!) 🏋️♂️😏🎺😐🦁💪👊🐂🐻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Ties are for gay boys anyway. If a hot girl chooses a guy in a tie, who is likely a massive beta male, over a guy in a t-shirt and jeans, who likely runs shit, then she's just a total idiot and probably won't even touch meat or real beer (not craft beer, ya beta Yelp wannabes!!) 🏋️♂️😏🎺😐🦁💪👊🐂🐻 I DON'T CARE. FIX YOUR TIE. i know i can't tie a tie, and i don't wear one. when i absolutely have to i either get someone else to tie it or i wear a zipper tie. stop with your tomfoolery and FIX YOUR TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE Edited June 6, 2018 by Naraku4656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 Dude, take a step back... you're entering the danger zone, man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 25 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Ties are for gay boys anyway. If a hot girl chooses a guy in a tie, who is likely a massive beta male, over a guy in a t-shirt and jeans, who likely runs shit, then she's just a total idiot and probably won't even touch meat or real beer (not craft beer, ya beta Yelp wannabes!!) 🏋️♂️😏🎺😐🦁💪👊🐂🐻 You were wearing a tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, naraku360 said: You were wearing a tie. Please take a step back, kind sir. I don't wanna have to pay for your hospital bills when I can use that money for multiple dates with sexy badass 18 year OKC women this weekend.🏍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroCreep Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 You need to learn to tie a tie, and maybe a better haircut, but Hell, I'd hire you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Yeah....whatever. Your tie-tying skills are delta-male, at best. Like....I know women who are better at that shit than you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Not being able to tie a tie is a so beta zeni.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Dude fix your freaking tie and tie it all the way up to your neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted June 7, 2018 Author Share Posted June 7, 2018 Lemme guess you eat garden salads, go to Starbucks, and buy vinyl records that predate your parents. Hahahaha PLEASE, you know I'd be coming to work with a t-shirt, some Levis, and badass sneakers if I could and as an alpha male should. ✌💏🐻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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