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2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I'm laughing and dry heaving at the same time....fuckin people man:ph34r:xD

I couldn't breath for a while...there was no effort, she just let it drop hahaha....I fell out of my chair when she threw it xD

Yo that had nothing to do with the service, that man wronged her in some way....that shit was too personal

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3 minutes ago, Mix said:

I couldn't breath for a while...there was no effort, she just let it drop hahaha....I fell out of my chair when she threw it xD

Yo that had nothing to do with the service, that man wronged her in some way....that shit was too personal

I thought they wouldn't let her use the bathroom cuz she wasn't a customer

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2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I thought they wouldn't let her use the bathroom cuz she wasn't a customer

really?

no...than couldn't have been it....though it would explain how she had that round in the chamber ready to go...

I have done no research on this...

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yeah..the taking of the dump, was pretty bad, and i would LOVE to know the reason (because come on, everybody feels

justified when something like this happens)

but...to pick it up. she...picked that shit up, literally.

i have to give her props for grabbing the napkins before this, but...COME ON!

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7 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said:

that's what I was thinking....But now that mix planted the seed, I hope dude stood her up the night before and she was showing him the shits she gives.

off to google I go, brb....

yeah, from what I'm seeing they don't know why xD

 

 

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15 minutes ago, mthor said:

I have a sneaking admiration for anybody who can dump on demand like that.

I can't even produce like that alone.....Maybe if it were diarrhea, but that was a loaf she pinched off....It did look wet though so maybe it was an alcohol turd....Those tend to come with some juice

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Just now, mthor said:

I have a sneaking admiration for anybody who can dump on demand like that.

riiightxD

man that guy has the mother of all service industry stories....I can imagine him at a bar "...yeah, well this one lady threw her own poop at me...HER OWN GOD DAMN POOP..."

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6 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

yeah..the taking of the dump, was pretty bad, and i would LOVE to know the reason (because come on, everybody feels

justified when something like this happens)

but...to pick it up. she...picked that shit up, literally.

i have to give her props for grabbing the napkins before this, but...COME ON!

yeah, the where-with-all to plan ahead....when she grabbed them I was like, wtf....she might of done this before....

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16 minutes ago, Mix said:

really?

no...than couldn't have been it....though it would explain how she had that round in the chamber ready to go...

I have done no research on this...

I did a quick research and after reading the blurb of one article they don't know why and neither do I xD

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Just now, 1pooh4u said:

I did a quick research and after reading the blurb of one article they don't know why and neither do I xD

I really hope that guy got the rest of the day off....do you think the poop hit him? He looked like he was trying to get away, but home-girl had that relief pitcher arm on her....

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Just now, Mix said:

I really hope that guy got the rest of the day off....do you think the poop hit him? He looked like he was trying to get away, but home-girl had that relief pitcher arm on her....

she did! she hiked that shit up like she was short stop, making a throw to home. 

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1 minute ago, Mix said:

I really hope that guy got the rest of the day off....do you think the poop hit him? He looked like he was trying to get away, but home-girl had that relief pitcher arm on her....

If it had hit me, I would hire some vato chicas to tune her ass up....Vatas?.....You know what, I'm feeling racist....I'll just get some black chicks

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2 minutes ago, Mix said:

I really hope that guy got the rest of the day off....do you think the poop hit him? He looked like he was trying to get away, but home-girl had that relief pitcher arm on her....

It probably hit him, throw looked pretty accurate to me.   Do normal people ever fling poop?  I don't think it's normal.  Hilarious, yes....

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2 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said:

If it had hit me, I would hire some vato chicas to tune her ass up....Vatas?.....You know what, I'm feeling racist....I'll just get some black chicks

I think if any person hits another person with poop gender niceties don't apply and you can fuck her up yourself.

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6 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said:

If it had hit me, I would hire some vato chicas to tune her ass up....Vatas?.....You know what, I'm feeling racist....I'll just get some black chicks

Nah, that wouldn't be enough for me....In my mind I would be stained for life...another humans feces touched me....

I would choke her unconscious and take a dump on her face....blood in blood out homie, bad boys for life (I don't remember how that goes >.>)

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7 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I think if any person hits another person with poop gender niceties don't apply and you can fuck her up yourself.

nah, that's not the move....not just women, but anyone physically smaller than you can take some serious long term physical impairment....

 

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3 minutes ago, Mix said:

nah, that's not the move....not just women, but anyone physically smaller than you can take some serious long term physical impairment....

 

You guys are too fuckin respectable, I'm hittin someone with a chair if they did it to me:ph34r:

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According to a statement from Tim Hortons, the incident took place after an employee denied the woman restroom access based on her "past behavior," and "out of concern for the immediate safety" of those in the restroom, CBC reported. Tim Hortons has a "restricted access policy for restrooms to ensure the well-being of our guests." 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/17/woman-defecates-throws-poop-tim-hortons-employee-during-altercation-canada-survellience-footage/618333002/

So it is a bathroom issue. But there's also a history between them. 

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2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

You guys are too fuckin respectable, I'm hittin someone with a chair if they did it to me:ph34r:

ha...you being all nice and shit about it. 

she made that shit personal, phuq a chair. that deserves 'hands on' problem solving. 

throat punch, for sure. 

*just saw the ACTUAL statement ~ FAKE NEWS!

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phuqn pooh editing shit.
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26 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

ha...you being all nice and shit about it. 

she made that shit personal, phuq a chair. that deserves 'hands on' problem solving. 

throat punch, for sure. 

*just saw the ACTUAL statement ~ FAKE NEWS!

I don’t wanna be on record saying I’d kill someone. I’d never do that. :ph34r:xD 

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13 hours ago, discolemonade said:

yeah..the taking of the dump, was pretty bad, and i would LOVE to know the reason (because come on, everybody feels

justified when something like this happens)

but...to pick it up. she...picked that shit up, literally.

i have to give her props for grabbing the napkins before this, but...COME ON!

Would you rather:

A.) Pick up your own shit

B.) Pick up a stranger's shit

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2 hours ago, SorceressPol said:

I have OCD. This is the kind of shit that would make me throw someone into a wall or through a fucking window.

I locating this stor just on the off chance I ever go to Canada, I don't accidentally go here.  It will never be clean again.

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6 hours ago, empty said:

Would you rather:

A.) Pick up your own shit

B.) Pick up a stranger's shit

neither, because i'm not an animal and i wouldn't go around shitting on the floor and flinging it like a phuqn chimpanzee,

*edit~technically we're ALL animals, but you know what i mean. >.>

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9 hours ago, discolemonade said:

neither, because i'm not an animal and i wouldn't go around shitting on the floor and flinging it like a phuqn chimpanzee,

*edit~technically we're ALL animals, but you know what i mean. >.>

I wouldn't be quick to scoff at the animals...unlike us, they haven't forgotten what truly strikes fear in the hearts of your enemies

 

 

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