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You can have mine....She's getting too close and clingy again and that's just not what we do in Buddyville......I guess I'll play nice until after Valentine's day since I kept her at a distance during the Christmas holidays......I mean I'm not heartless and she loves Valentine's day......But after that, I'm gonna have to ween her off this weener.

 

Oh, I think that's gonna be my new saying.

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  On 1/18/2017 at 12:57 PM, Cyberbully360 said:

You can have mine....She's getting too close and clingy again and that's just not what we do in Buddyville......I guess I'll play nice until after Valentine's day since I kept her at a distance during the Christmas holidays......I mean I'm not heartless and she loves Valentine's day......But after that, I'm gonna have to ween her off this weener.

 

Oh, I think that's gonna be my new saying.

I think i want some dick and taco with tacos at the same time.
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  On 1/18/2017 at 2:42 PM, Distortedreasoning said:

gf and bf dont just fall out of the sky you know!

 

That depends entirely on your standards.

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  On 1/18/2017 at 3:08 PM, CutieQuesadilla said:

to make me delicious food.

 

You just need a martha stewart type friend then :D

 

Your chances of getting food made for you are probably higher through a friend than a significant other.

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  On 1/18/2017 at 3:12 PM, MEXobiologist said:

You just need a martha stewart type friend then :D

 

You're chances of getting food made for you are probably higher through a friend than a significant other.

 

Aim for a friend who cooks.

 

It's worked for me before.

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I'll be you temp boyfriend while you find a permanent one

I'll provide good morning and good night text

Hours of venting/listening to you time

Cooking/drinking optional

Call now and get the unlimited intamacy offer  :|

 

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People aren't selling that Zeni option the right way...This can actually work out...think about it...despite his bluster, he's tailor made to be your whipping boy, Boo....he was gonna drive 2 hours to take some girl that he has never met, on a shopping spree, on the off chance he might get laid....that equals, in your case, tons of nights out with good foods....I know what you're thinking, he's between jobs alot...that doesn't matter, because believe me when I say he will bankrupt his momma to make sure you're treated right, again, on the off chance he gets some...

 

and the best part of all this is that if he ever acts up you can just smack him away like you would a yapping chihuahua 'cause he's like four foot five...there's really no risk  :-\

 

 

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  On 1/19/2017 at 10:12 AM, CutieQuesadilla said:

i accept. I require lots of affection and food and i'm crazy.  owo <3

 

You're in luck, I can give lots of attention and I am a really good cook.

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