CutieQuesadilla Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Please. :420: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Shut up and go outside and do it yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 You can have mine....She's getting too close and clingy again and that's just not what we do in Buddyville......I guess I'll play nice until after Valentine's day since I kept her at a distance during the Christmas holidays......I mean I'm not heartless and she loves Valentine's day......But after that, I'm gonna have to ween her off this weener. Oh, I think that's gonna be my new saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 I'm lazy and cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 You can have mine....She's getting too close and clingy again and that's just not what we do in Buddyville......I guess I'll play nice until after Valentine's day since I kept her at a distance during the Christmas holidays......I mean I'm not heartless and she loves Valentine's day......But after that, I'm gonna have to ween her off this weener. Oh, I think that's gonna be my new saying. I think i want some dick and taco with tacos at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I'm lazy and cheap. Lol, stahp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 You could take some tips from Zeni, that get you a significant other asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conversegirl Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 What's your type? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Please. :420: Can it be anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Shut up and go outside and do it yourself. yeah do your own dirty work! gf and bf dont just fall out of the sky you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 right here :420: :brownbottle: <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 right here :420: :brownbottle: <3 could do a lot worse :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 gf and bf dont just fall out of the sky you know! That depends entirely on your standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Why do you want one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 That depends entirely on your standards. we are talking about boo here, so imagine they arent that low O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 Why do you want one? to make me delicious food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 18, 2017 Author Share Posted January 18, 2017 we are talking about boo here, so imagine they arent that low O0 i try not to have intangible expectations for people, but i have preferences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 to make me delicious food. You just need a martha stewart type friend then Your chances of getting food made for you are probably higher through a friend than a significant other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 You just need a martha stewart type friend then You're chances of getting food made for you are probably higher through a friend than a significant other. Aim for a friend who cooks. It's worked for me before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 yeah do your own dirty work! gf and bf dont just fall out of the sky you know! They do if they are good jumpers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Aim for a friend who cooks. It's worked for me before. thats wife material right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I'll be you temp boyfriend while you find a permanent one I'll provide good morning and good night text Hours of venting/listening to you time Cooking/drinking optional Call now and get the unlimited intamacy offer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucis Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 You can easily pick someone up at chilis bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I volunteer myself for the role Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 there seem to be some tributes here boo seize the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I was about to say "I volunteer as tribute," but then thought that sending zeni her way be more beneficial, since maybe that would get him to STFU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 That's what I was alluding too as well. Two birds one stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 yeah but, butt, whats zeni gonna feed her? tv dinners and colt 45? i don't like where this is going i will feed you boo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 He's the sonic Rican. I'm sure he'll figure something out. I mean if he wants any chance to hit that he will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 People aren't selling that Zeni option the right way...This can actually work out...think about it...despite his bluster, he's tailor made to be your whipping boy, Boo....he was gonna drive 2 hours to take some girl that he has never met, on a shopping spree, on the off chance he might get laid....that equals, in your case, tons of nights out with good foods....I know what you're thinking, he's between jobs alot...that doesn't matter, because believe me when I say he will bankrupt his momma to make sure you're treated right, again, on the off chance he gets some... and the best part of all this is that if he ever acts up you can just smack him away like you would a yapping chihuahua 'cause he's like four foot five...there's really no risk :-\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I volunteer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I'm taken. Thereesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I can just imagine Boo bitchslapping Zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 it's super satisfying right?? : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 I seriously accept. Where's my ring or butt plug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 I can just imagine Boo bitchslapping Zeni. he'd probably get a good soap party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 Hey girly hello. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Why not both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Why not both. double the trouble? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 double the trouble? Double the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 Why not both. i accept. I require lots of affection and food and i'm crazy. owo <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 i accept. I require lots of affection and food and i'm crazy. owo <3 You're in luck, I can give lots of attention and I am a really good cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 I'm yours. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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