André Toulon Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 You can have mine....She's getting too close and clingy again and that's just not what we do in Buddyville......I guess I'll play nice until after Valentine's day since I kept her at a distance during the Christmas holidays......I mean I'm not heartless and she loves Valentine's day......But after that, I'm gonna have to ween her off this weener. Oh, I think that's gonna be my new saying.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 You can have mine....She's getting too close and clingy again and that's just not what we do in Buddyville......I guess I'll play nice until after Valentine's day since I kept her at a distance during the Christmas holidays......I mean I'm not heartless and she loves Valentine's day......But after that, I'm gonna have to ween her off this weener. Oh, I think that's gonna be my new saying. I think i want some dick and taco with tacos at the same time.
Derackthehunter Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 You could take some tips from Zeni, that get you a significant other asap.
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Shut up and go outside and do it yourself. yeah do your own dirty work! gf and bf dont just fall out of the sky you know!
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 right here :420: :brownbottle: <3 could do a lot worse :D
Leon Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 gf and bf dont just fall out of the sky you know! That depends entirely on your standards.
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 That depends entirely on your standards. we are talking about boo here, so imagine they arent that low O0
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 Why do you want one? to make me delicious food.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 18, 2017 Author Posted January 18, 2017 we are talking about boo here, so imagine they arent that low O0 i try not to have intangible expectations for people, but i have preferences.
MEXobiologist Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 to make me delicious food. You just need a martha stewart type friend then Your chances of getting food made for you are probably higher through a friend than a significant other.
Derackthehunter Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 You just need a martha stewart type friend then You're chances of getting food made for you are probably higher through a friend than a significant other. Aim for a friend who cooks. It's worked for me before.
JeNewBee Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 yeah do your own dirty work! gf and bf dont just fall out of the sky you know! They do if they are good jumpers
Distortedreasoning Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 Aim for a friend who cooks. It's worked for me before. thats wife material right there.
StarPanda Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 I'll be you temp boyfriend while you find a permanent one I'll provide good morning and good night text Hours of venting/listening to you time Cooking/drinking optional Call now and get the unlimited intamacy offer
MEXobiologist Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 there seem to be some tributes here boo seize the day
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 I was about to say "I volunteer as tribute," but then thought that sending zeni her way be more beneficial, since maybe that would get him to STFU.
Derackthehunter Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 That's what I was alluding too as well. Two birds one stone.
MEXobiologist Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 yeah but, butt, whats zeni gonna feed her? tv dinners and colt 45? i don't like where this is going i will feed you boo
Derackthehunter Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 He's the sonic Rican. I'm sure he'll figure something out. I mean if he wants any chance to hit that he will.
Mix Posted January 18, 2017 Posted January 18, 2017 People aren't selling that Zeni option the right way...This can actually work out...think about it...despite his bluster, he's tailor made to be your whipping boy, Boo....he was gonna drive 2 hours to take some girl that he has never met, on a shopping spree, on the off chance he might get laid....that equals, in your case, tons of nights out with good foods....I know what you're thinking, he's between jobs alot...that doesn't matter, because believe me when I say he will bankrupt his momma to make sure you're treated right, again, on the off chance he gets some... and the best part of all this is that if he ever acts up you can just smack him away like you would a yapping chihuahua 'cause he's like four foot five...there's really no risk :-\
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 I seriously accept. Where's my ring or butt plug?
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 I can just imagine Boo bitchslapping Zeni. he'd probably get a good soap party.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 19, 2017 Author Posted January 19, 2017 Why not both. i accept. I require lots of affection and food and i'm crazy. owo <3
stilgar Posted January 19, 2017 Posted January 19, 2017 i accept. I require lots of affection and food and i'm crazy. owo <3 You're in luck, I can give lots of attention and I am a really good cook.
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