crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 (edited) I know what some of you do but a lot of you I have no idea. Im a real estate agent. You need a house or a commercial property? I can hook you up. Even if you're a stay at home. That's real work. I am interested. Edited March 26, 2018 by crackymckrackin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 I shitpost and nap overnight at a hotel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, Nabloom said: I shitpost and nap overnight at a hotel Pretty solid. I need a good nap spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Direct care worker at a residential facility for people with disabilities. AKA glorified babysitter/ass wiper. We have 11 houses we operate on our campus and depending on where I'm working I may or may not have to wipe people's asses but the normal house I'm assigned to I do since all but one of the clients that live there is pretty low functioning. But then some of the houses all the clients are higher functioning and take care of themselves and even take care of all the house chores like cleaning up and making dinner. So when I work on one of those houses I basically get paid to sit around and watch TV/look at my phone all day and occasionally redirect a client when they start getting mad about something or don't want to do what they're supposed to be doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, Athena 92 said: Direct care worker at a residential facility for people with disabilities. AKA glorified babysitter/ass wiper. We have 11 houses we operate on our campus and depending on where I'm working I may or may not have to wipe people's asses but the normal house I'm assigned to I do since all but one of the clients that live there is pretty low functioning. But then some of the houses all the clients are higher functioning and take care of themselves and even take care of all the house chores like cleaning up and making dinner. So when I work on one of those houses I basically get paid to sit around and watch TV/look at my phone all day and occasionally redirect a client when they start getting mad about something or don't want to do what they're supposed to be doing. Sounds pretty sweet, except the ass wiping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Sounds pretty sweet, except the ass wiping. Parts of it are. It's a state job so it pays pretty well, and for the most part it's a pretty chill job. But with it being a residential facility it's open 24/7/365. Right now I'm stuck working 2nd shift and I work most weekends and holidays. Also sometimes clients can get violent. I've only ever had minor injuries but some people have to go out for weeks or even months due to injuries from clients. Saw one girl get her shoulder dislocated once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, Athena 92 said: Parts of it are. It's a state job so it pays pretty well, and for the most part it's a pretty chill job. But with it being a residential facility it's open 24/7/365. Right now I'm stuck working 2nd shift and I work most weekends and holidays. Also sometimes clients can get violent. I've only ever had minor injuries but some people have to go out for weeks or even months due to injuries from clients. Saw one girl get her shoulder dislocated once. Dang, you need to find a different job. With a few classes you could be an instructional designer. Better money and a whole lot safer. Social work fits into the whole ed design world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Hardware installation and network administration......And Pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 1 minute ago, crackymckrackin said: Dang, you need to find a different job. With a few classes you could be an instructional designer. Better money and a whole lot safer. Social work fits into the whole ed design world. Been trying since like, last September. It's hard with just a Bachelor's to find something that pays as much as I make now. Don't know if I can afford to go back to school right now or if I'd even have time given my schedule. I work 2-10pm and sometimes I like to go into work early since I'm part-time and need the extra hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 *Points to custom rank* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Im an Operations Administrator .... so .... I : - dispatch delivery trucks and local 18 wheelers, do their DOT paperwork, send them to drug screens, take customer service calls, fix problems with packages when I have to, throw some packages, re-tape them, throw them again  >.>   post on here and read the news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, Vamped said: Im an Operations Administrator .... so .... I : - dispatch delivery trucks and local 18 wheelers, do their DOT paperwork, send them to drug screens, take customer service calls, fix problems with packages when I have to, throw some packages, re-tape them, throw them again  >.>   post on here and read the news You need a raise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.M. Matthews Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 (edited) I have enough cash. I get $800 a month from social security, what I need a job for... Edited March 26, 2018 by J.M. Matthews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 1 minute ago, SorceressPol said: *Points to custom rank* You write erotica? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, J.M. Matthews said: I get $800 a month from social security, what I need a job for... So you can buy a house from me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Does student count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Does student count? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.M. Matthews Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: So you can buy a house from me? Buy. Probably not. Rent an apartment, maybe. Also, I vowed not to buy houses from people on the UEMB/ASMB.... Edited March 26, 2018 by J.M. Matthews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Being a dumb bitch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.M. Matthews Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Annoying People... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Stuff I didn't study for, unless you count learning how to code in Assembly, which I've never used. Mostly Teradata SQL & Microsoft VBA, a little MySQL. Might get a shot at GCP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cau said: Being a dumb bitch Thats got a beat that I can dance to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, crackymckrackin said: Thats got a beat that I can dance to. Also being sexually harassed on the internet. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Stuff I didn't study for, unless you count learning how to code in Assembly, which I've never used. Mostly Teradata SQL & Microsoft VBA, a little MySQL. Might get a shot at GCP. I thought about getting into coding and programming once. Then I remembered how mind numbing it would be for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, Cau said: Also being sexually harassed on the internet. It happens a lot when you are 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Human punching bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 I'm a professional Dog petter I'm normally pretty modest by nature but I'm going to toot my own horn and say I'm fairly badass at my job  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 I've been chasing fires and doing home restoration for about 4 months now. Pay is really good for the low bill life that I live. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kudasai said: Human punching bag What ever gets you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Athena 92 said: Direct care worker at a residential facility for people with disabilities. AKA glorified babysitter/ass wiper. We have 11 houses we operate on our campus and depending on where I'm working I may or may not have to wipe people's asses but the normal house I'm assigned to I do since all but one of the clients that live there is pretty low functioning. But then some of the houses all the clients are higher functioning and take care of themselves and even take care of all the house chores like cleaning up and making dinner. So when I work on one of those houses I basically get paid to sit around and watch TV/look at my phone all day and occasionally redirect a client when they start getting mad about something or don't want to do what they're supposed to be doing. Cant you just take them outside and hose them off instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 38 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: You write erotica? Romance and Erotica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, molarbear said: I'm a professional Dog petter I'm normally pretty modest by nature but I'm going to toot my own horn and say I'm fairly badass at my job  I thought you were a professional Mega man 2 player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, SorceressPol said: Romance and Erotica. My mawm writes romance. Shes had 6 books published now I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 1 minute ago, crackymckrackin said: I thought you were a professional Mega man 2 player. not yet I'm 7 mins away from the WW though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: I thought you were a professional Mega man 2 player. Fuck, now THERE's a good job. I don't care what the pay is. $2.00 an hour? Sign me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 adjunct english professor who can't figure out how capitalization works. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, nameraka said: adjunct english professor who can't figure out how capitalization works. Â No one truly knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: No one truly knows. i get the feeling that's something i should know though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, nameraka said: i get the feeling that's something i should know though... Pshhh college kids don't care. Have you seen the ignorance high schools are churning out lately? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Lemme get back to you on this....Give me like a week...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 26, 2018 Author Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: Lemme get back to you on this....Give me like a week...... You have two days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: You have two days. Fucking slave driver.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Is it ok if I don't have one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 what i do now? stay at home mum. elder care provider. baby sitter for grandchild. and side gig of fabulous hand made gear. these next few months i will be helping the spousal unit with his campaign. also, test different recipes because ONE day i will own my food truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 I’m a pharmacy technician Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Political Consulting.... Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, Ginguy said: Political Consulting....  For Republicans. Doing the devil's work. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Vamped said: Im an Operations Administrator .... so .... I : - dispatch delivery trucks and local 18 wheelers, do their DOT paperwork, send them to drug screens, take customer service calls, fix problems with packages when I have to, throw some packages, re-tape them, throw them again  >.>   post on here and read the news My mother used to work for crst and fucking hated her fleet manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 53 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Pshhh college kids don't care. Have you seen the ignorance high schools are churning out lately? i have. every day for ten years. i need a new job.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 professional ramen noodle beggar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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