TrigunBebop Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) If it ain't inflatable, it ain't datable. Edited March 24, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: If it ain't inflatable, it ain't datable. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Still Me said: Ew inflatobeastiality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 No thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cau said: No thanks Moo, y'all. Moo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Always apply pressure to the sides of the throat and never the front. You want to cut off air flow, not cause damage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 How can I miss you if you won't go away 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELDEMONIO Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 If you fap to a trap, you gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Don't do shit you don't know how to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Titties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 i'll call you back later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Year after year On the monkey's face -- A monkey face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Never read Emergence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, stilgar said: Always apply pressure to the sides of the throat and never the front. You want to cut off air flow, not cause damage. Always apply pressure to the sides of the balloon and never the ends. You want the neck to pop out, not cave in. Edited March 25, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, ELDEMONIO said: If you fap to a trap, you gay. I must be super gay then. I mean what? >.>;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Kudasai said: Don't do shit you don't know how to do Last time I did that I accidentally a balloon fetish. Edited March 25, 2018 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, naraku360 said: Titties. Also, cocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Last time I did that I accidentally a balloon fetish. Think of all the other fetishes you can add! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: i'll call you back later. But you never do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, mthor said: Always go to the bathroom when you get the chance. Also, never eat something you even think might be expired. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: Year after year On the monkey's face -- A monkey face. I will try haiku But I am no good at this This is the result >.> <.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 3 hours ago, stilgar said: Never read Emergence. Read Dune instead 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 3 hours ago, AnimationFan14 said: Story of my life, right there. I mean what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Think of all the other fetishes you can add! Trust me, I already have. Wait... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 The world only turns forwards. Free will is an illusion caused by humanity's inability to observe time as a spatial dimension. Sisyphus knew no greater joy in his life than pushin' that rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Words to live by 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: The world only turns forwards. Free will is an illusion caused by humanity's inability to observe time as a spatial dimension. Sisyphus knew no greater joy in his life than pushin' that rock. Aw, poor Sisyphus. He knew not the joy of balloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Words to live by A winner is you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 a pillow a day, keeps the doctor away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Phillies said: a pillow a day, keeps the doctor away And a balloon a day makes the sexyness stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Aw, poor Sisyphus. He knew not the joy of balloons. Just as you will never know the pleasure a wolf feels as he rips the flesh from a freshly killed elk. It is pointless to bemoan a reality which does not exist. Embrace your existence; love your existence. Push that rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Just as you will never know the pleasure a wolf feels as he rips the flesh from a freshly killed elk. It is pointless to bemoan a reality which does not exist. Embrace your existence; love your existence. Push that rock. The elk experiment can be created. Go hunting for an elk and consume the raw flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Irrelevant; think about a snail. You can never experience the joy that snail feels, and that snail will never feel your joy. Sisyphus was a dude pushing rock. And that motherfucker pushed him some rock, ya heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Irrelevant; think about a snail. You can never experience the joy that snail feels, and that snail will never feel your joy. Sisyphus was a dude pushing rock. And that motherfucker pushed him some rock, ya heard? He sounds more like a sissy. And I can make myself a large shell, crawl in it and be happy. And you know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 It can be simulated within your consciousness but you will never experience the reality of being inside another's perception or cognition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: It can be simulated within your consciousness but you will never experience the reality of being inside another's perception or cognition. agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 28 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: And a balloon a day makes the sexyness stay. are you saying balloons are better then pillows????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 31 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Just as you will never know the pleasure a wolf feels as he rips the flesh from a freshly killed elk. It is pointless to bemoan a reality which does not exist. Embrace your existence; love your existence. Push that rock. Will do! *Pushes giant balloon around* amidoinitrite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Phillies said: are you saying balloons are better then pillows????? They are if you're a TrigunBebop. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 have you ever given a pillow an honest try though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 If you shake it more than twice you are playingwith it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Phillies said: have you ever given a pillow an honest try though? Do balloon pillows count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Do balloon pillows count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: If you shake it more than twice you are playingwith it. Everyone's always playing with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: I'll take that as a "yes" >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 "This too, shall pass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 I've missed you.... but I'm reloading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 If you see a dog walking on the side of the road, he's looking for a place to shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 16 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: I will try haiku But I am no good at this This is the result >.> <.< Yet you've participated in part of the original purpose of haiku, to respond to the previous lines of somebody else's with your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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