TrigunBebop Posted March 24, 2018 Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) If it ain't inflatable, it ain't datable. Edited March 24, 2018 by TrigunBebop
Still Me Posted March 24, 2018 Posted March 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: If it ain't inflatable, it ain't datable. 1 1
TrigunBebop Posted March 24, 2018 Author Posted March 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Still Me said: Ew inflatobeastiality.
TrigunBebop Posted March 24, 2018 Author Posted March 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cau said: No thanks Moo, y'all. Moo.
stilgar Posted March 24, 2018 Posted March 24, 2018 Always apply pressure to the sides of the throat and never the front. You want to cut off air flow, not cause damage. 2
Bouvre Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 Year after year On the monkey's face -- A monkey face. 1
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, stilgar said: Always apply pressure to the sides of the throat and never the front. You want to cut off air flow, not cause damage. Always apply pressure to the sides of the balloon and never the ends. You want the neck to pop out, not cave in. Edited March 25, 2018 by TrigunBebop
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, ELDEMONIO said: If you fap to a trap, you gay. I must be super gay then. I mean what? >.>;;
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Kudasai said: Don't do shit you don't know how to do Last time I did that I accidentally a balloon fetish. Edited March 25, 2018 by TrigunBebop
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, naraku360 said: Titties. Also, cocks.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Last time I did that I accidentally a balloon fetish. Think of all the other fetishes you can add!
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: i'll call you back later. But you never do.
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, mthor said: Always go to the bathroom when you get the chance. Also, never eat something you even think might be expired. 2
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: Year after year On the monkey's face -- A monkey face. I will try haiku But I am no good at this This is the result >.> <.<
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 3 hours ago, stilgar said: Never read Emergence. Read Dune instead 1
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 3 hours ago, AnimationFan14 said: Story of my life, right there. I mean what?
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Think of all the other fetishes you can add! Trust me, I already have. Wait... what?
SwimModSponges Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 The world only turns forwards. Free will is an illusion caused by humanity's inability to observe time as a spatial dimension. Sisyphus knew no greater joy in his life than pushin' that rock.
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: The world only turns forwards. Free will is an illusion caused by humanity's inability to observe time as a spatial dimension. Sisyphus knew no greater joy in his life than pushin' that rock. Aw, poor Sisyphus. He knew not the joy of balloons.
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Words to live by A winner is you
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Phillies said: a pillow a day, keeps the doctor away And a balloon a day makes the sexyness stay.
SwimModSponges Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Aw, poor Sisyphus. He knew not the joy of balloons. Just as you will never know the pleasure a wolf feels as he rips the flesh from a freshly killed elk. It is pointless to bemoan a reality which does not exist. Embrace your existence; love your existence. Push that rock.
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Just as you will never know the pleasure a wolf feels as he rips the flesh from a freshly killed elk. It is pointless to bemoan a reality which does not exist. Embrace your existence; love your existence. Push that rock. The elk experiment can be created. Go hunting for an elk and consume the raw flesh.
SwimModSponges Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 Irrelevant; think about a snail. You can never experience the joy that snail feels, and that snail will never feel your joy. Sisyphus was a dude pushing rock. And that motherfucker pushed him some rock, ya heard?
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Irrelevant; think about a snail. You can never experience the joy that snail feels, and that snail will never feel your joy. Sisyphus was a dude pushing rock. And that motherfucker pushed him some rock, ya heard? He sounds more like a sissy. And I can make myself a large shell, crawl in it and be happy. And you know this.
SwimModSponges Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 It can be simulated within your consciousness but you will never experience the reality of being inside another's perception or cognition.
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: It can be simulated within your consciousness but you will never experience the reality of being inside another's perception or cognition. agreed
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 28 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: And a balloon a day makes the sexyness stay. are you saying balloons are better then pillows?????
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 31 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Just as you will never know the pleasure a wolf feels as he rips the flesh from a freshly killed elk. It is pointless to bemoan a reality which does not exist. Embrace your existence; love your existence. Push that rock. Will do! *Pushes giant balloon around* amidoinitrite?
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Phillies said: are you saying balloons are better then pillows????? They are if you're a TrigunBebop. >.>
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 have you ever given a pillow an honest try though?
crackymckrackin Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 If you shake it more than twice you are playingwith it. 1
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Phillies said: have you ever given a pillow an honest try though? Do balloon pillows count?
Phillies Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Do balloon pillows count?
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: If you shake it more than twice you are playingwith it. Everyone's always playing with it.
TrigunBebop Posted March 25, 2018 Author Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: I'll take that as a "yes" >_>
crackymckrackin Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 If you see a dog walking on the side of the road, he's looking for a place to shit.
Bouvre Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 16 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: I will try haiku But I am no good at this This is the result >.> <.< Yet you've participated in part of the original purpose of haiku, to respond to the previous lines of somebody else's with your own.
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