StarPanda Posted January 19, 2018 Posted January 19, 2018 21 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Snap Crackle 1
nameraka Posted January 19, 2018 Posted January 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Crackle Pop? 2
Poof Posted January 19, 2018 Author Posted January 19, 2018 29 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: how old is he/she. story time? He’ll be 9 this year i havent seen him since he was a baby. I helped take care of him for his first year. Then she found a guy he took over & they got married. I’ve been out of the picture and I’m a secret basically
bnmjy Posted January 19, 2018 Posted January 19, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Poof said: He’ll be 9 this year i havent seen him since he was a baby. I helped take care of him for his first year. Then she found a guy he took over & they got married. I’ve been out of the picture and I’m a secret basically Were you more, for lack of a better term, masculine at the time? Edited January 19, 2018 by bnmjy
Poof Posted January 19, 2018 Author Posted January 19, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: Were you more, for lack of a better term, masculine at the time? No. We weren’t bf & gf. It was like what fuggs wanted me to do. We were friends. She just wanted to have a baby. There was another girl who helped take care of him too. It was like he had 3 parents for the first year of his life. I didn’t have to help take care of him but I didn’t mind. My other friend who already had a daughter also helped a lot. Also her bf. & her younger sister (who I ended up having a short relationship w/later on) i did think for awhile maybe this is just how it will be and maybe I will be around as we all raise this kid together. And I think she was thinking about it too / developing feelings for me. But she did say some mean things about tgirls being parents. Basically not wanting that. And really I didn’t want to either. Then when she was like out of post-partum mode she started shopping for dads and going out a lot. During that time she didn’t want me around bc it would complicate things which I totally agree it would’ve. It’s like she already had the baggage of an infant. then she started dating a guy and we also started drifting away from our friendship. Then they got married, and that’s that. I don’t even talk to any of those ppl anymore Edited January 19, 2018 by Poof 2
Juice McKenzie Posted January 19, 2018 Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Poof said: He’ll be 9 this year i havent seen him since he was a baby. I helped take care of him for his first year. Then she found a guy he took over & they got married. I’ve been out of the picture and I’m a secret basically Holy shit you're a milf! 1 1
ghostrek Posted January 19, 2018 Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Poof said: No. We weren’t bf & gf. It was like what fuggs wanted me to do. We were friends. She just wanted to have a baby. There was another girl who helped take care of him too. It was like he had 3 parents for the first year of his life. I didn’t have to help take care of him but I didn’t mind. My other friend who already had a daughter also helped a lot. Also her bf. & her younger sister (who I ended up having a short relationship w/later on) i did think for awhile maybe this is just how it will be and maybe I will be around as we all raise this kid together. And I think she was thinking about it too / developing feelings for me. But she did say some mean things about tgirls being parents. Basically not wanting that. And really I didn’t want to either. Then when she was like out of post-partum mode she started shopping for dad’s and going out a lot. During that time she didn’t want me around bc it would complicate things which I totally agree it would’ve. It’s like she already had the baggage of an infant. then she startedthat is dating a guy and we also started drifting away from our friendship. Then they got married, and that’s that. I don’t even talk to any of those ppl anymore that is so sad i bet you your son alot 1
Poof Posted January 19, 2018 Author Posted January 19, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Saiyanman said: Holy shit you're a milf! I never thought of that lol. I don’t consider myself a parent. I just donated sperm & helped take care of him for a bit. They’re still married he has a good dad who is all he knows. Edited January 19, 2018 by Poof
Poof Posted January 19, 2018 Author Posted January 19, 2018 36 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: you have a son? I’ve reproduced
mochi Posted January 19, 2018 Posted January 19, 2018 this character's name is Poof and he's a baby 2
Poof Posted January 19, 2018 Author Posted January 19, 2018 27 minutes ago, ghostrek said: that is so sad i bet you your son alot It’s not sad. If I didn’t think the world was overpopulated I’d have like tons of babies like that.
Poof Posted January 19, 2018 Author Posted January 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cau said: What if I was poof Jr? Best Maury ever
Poof Posted January 19, 2018 Author Posted January 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, mochi said: Hide contents this character's name is Poof and he's a baby That was/is one of my fav shows I know poof lol
death_by_motorboat Posted January 19, 2018 Posted January 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, Poof said: I’ve reproduced imma daddy too! i wonder about social stuff and sex stuff. i wonder if she wants to meet me. she's going through puberty and doesnt know her birth parents. she has a mother and father with serious psychosis and stuff. i picture school ridicule, and relationship vulnerability real bad... she wont trust anyone i bet. and shes super cautious because shes probably a little paranoid, like somehow she thinks shes the center of the universe, and everything going on is directly related to who she is like its her fault inside... i wish i could have done more. i packed a bag with onesies and diapers really cute stuffed animals and baby einstein dvds and never saw her since she was 1.
Poof Posted January 20, 2018 Author Posted January 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: imma daddy too! i wonder about social stuff and sex stuff. i wonder if she wants to meet me. she's going through puberty and doesnt know her birth parents. she has a mother and father with serious psychosis and stuff. i picture school ridicule, and relationship vulnerability real bad... she wont trust anyone i bet. and shes super cautious because shes probably a little paranoid, like somehow she thinks shes the center of the universe, and everything going on is directly related to who she is like its her fault inside... i wish i could have done more. i packed a bag with onesies and diapers really cute stuffed animals and baby einstein dvds and never saw her since she was 1. If you’re not in her life how are you inferring these things?
death_by_motorboat Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 i know what both of us are like. we were bad to each other on purpose. we've broken every rule since childhood. we were a perfect match of imperfection and mismatched love. we were crazy. of courser shes gonna have troubles... i think..
death_by_motorboat Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 genetics i think. im not really inferring, i mean i hope everythings fine and dandy but if genetics plays a role, i know what roller coaster shes on
Poof Posted January 20, 2018 Author Posted January 20, 2018 You can pass on traits that aren’t expressed in yourself. She has had a different life than you too. If you ever meet her again you shouldn’t assume you know anything about her unless you have that information already. 1
death_by_motorboat Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 oh i know. but basically after the first conversation there will be a lot of unanswered questions... i mean, revelations i also feel like there is a lot less to interpret about what i am saying than you think i dont mean to upset you
André Toulon Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: that is so sad i bet you your son alot OMFG, Ghostrek, become literate.
GunStarHero Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 Candidly speaking, I really want a daughter. But, like, not for another few years. I wanna live a little more before I settle down. Travel. Knock out some bucket-list type stuff. But I also do not want to reproduce. My father's bloodline depends solely on me and I refuse to continue it. And since I'm not so keen on babies, I want to see about adopting a little girl. But that's a ways off.
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 I don't have any that I'm aware of.
Mix Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 I almost blacked out, my brain couldn't handle the situation you described....it's basically the antithesis of everything that I am.... you...you got a lotta layers....like an onion.................................ogre's are like onions >.>
Poof Posted January 20, 2018 Author Posted January 20, 2018 6 hours ago, Mix said: I almost blacked out, my brain couldn't handle the situation you described....it's basically the antithesis of everything that I am.... you...you got a lotta layers....like an onion.................................ogre's are like onions >.> Do wut now?
Poof Posted January 20, 2018 Author Posted January 20, 2018 9 hours ago, KreiaDidNothingWrong said: I don't have any that I'm aware of. That’s ok
Poof Posted January 20, 2018 Author Posted January 20, 2018 9 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Candidly speaking, I really want a daughter. But, like, not for another few years. I wanna live a little more before I settle down. Travel. Knock out some bucket-list type stuff. But I also do not want to reproduce. My father's bloodline depends solely on me and I refuse to continue it. And since I'm not so keen on babies, I want to see about adopting a little girl. But that's a ways off. That’s one way to get back at the ol bastid
Poof Posted January 20, 2018 Author Posted January 20, 2018 17 hours ago, mumbojummie13 said: oh i know. but basically after the first conversation there will be a lot of unanswered questions... i mean, revelations i also feel like there is a lot less to interpret about what i am saying than you think i dont mean to upset you No you didn’t. Just saying who knows 1
GunStarHero Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 59 minutes ago, Poof said: That’s one way to get back at the ol bastid Did I tell you he faked his death? Had his mail order bride of a wife text me their artfully crafted tale about his tragic heart attack and how all my belongings had been thrown out or sold. Was a sketchy story to begin with, but I looked into it. Couldn't find the slightest inkling or his demise. In the mean time, I reconnected with my mom, whom, after hearing me say my dad was allegedly dead, confirmed he was still alive. He's actually in the same house with the same phone number (home and cell) as he's had since like 1994. Isn't life magical?
Mix Posted January 20, 2018 Posted January 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Poof said: Do wut now? which part was unclear?
Raptorpat Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 On 1/20/2018 at 2:24 PM, GunStarHero said: Did I tell you he faked his death? if not prying, what the heck does that accomplish even
GunStarHero Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Adminderaptorpat said: if not prying, what the heck does that accomplish even He's afraid of me coming back to take vengeance for all he did to me. On the contrary, I just wanted my old stuff.
Raptorpat Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 there was a kid who lived next to my father who borrowed my copy of Super Mario Sunshine well over 10 years ago. maybe he faked his death too cuz I've never seen him since, and I kinda still want that back.
Mix Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 6 hours ago, GunStarHero said: He's afraid of me coming back to take vengeance for all he did to me. On the contrary, I just wanted my old stuff. holy shiiiiit I can see it now....yellow jumpsuit and everything
GunStarHero Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Mix said: You certainly tried. 1
Mix Posted January 22, 2018 Posted January 22, 2018 1 minute ago, GunStarHero said: You certainly tried. I certainly did
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