fuggnificent Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Just now, nameraka said: to be fair, that's only a thing that upper middle class white women who think it's acceptable to wear yoga pants in public say. it's a very specific subcategory and i refuse to be lumped in with those freaks. pumpkin spice is fucking nasty. fine dood but still.. only white folks saying it i want to make a post about hedge funds and portfolios but i cant get it right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 My great great great great great great grandfather was Henry the 5th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: fine dood but still.. only white folks saying it i want to make a post about hedge funds and portfolios but i cant get it right i think i can speak for all broke ass white people (another subcategory) when i say that if you just make some shit up about portfolios that sounds pretty good, we'll just nod our heads and pretend we know what you're talking about out of embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Mild sauce please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 So I met this hot chick on tinder. Huge boobs. Not really discriminating, though. She doesnt care I'm in the clink for twenty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 "I kneel for the cross and stand for the flag!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 "I'm looking for a plantation style home" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted November 28, 2017 Author Share Posted November 28, 2017 Some of these are a little vindictive.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 "I'm a yearly member of ___ gym." *never goes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 40 minutes ago, Mewn said: heck even white people should know what a fucking Bay leaf is 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 49 minutes ago, Mewn said: “I’m all about fall spirit” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 20 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said: Some of these are a little vindictive.... Get over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 2 hours ago, fuggnificent said: "Can I have a venti pumpkin spice latte, please?" Wrong. It's "let's do a grande soy half caff pumpkin spice latte with no whip, extra foam, an extra shot of decaf, extra hot, and with two splendas." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Wrong. It's "let's do a grande soy half caff pumpkin spice latte with no whip, extra foam, an extra shot of decaf, extra hot, and with two splendas." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 You're fuckin' a white male! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 "I rarely use salt when I cook." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 4 hours ago, fuggnificent said: I use ze/zer/zehr pronouns. I'm all for dissing white people but it's not cool to drag down the lgbt community, especially since this comment invalidates QPOC, who go overlooked even in terms of justice within the community. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I'm all for dissing white people but it's not cool to drag down the lgbt community, especially since this comment invalidates QPOC, who go overlooked even in terms of justice within the community. There are only two genders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Just now, Greeny said: There are only two genders. Ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 Just now, Greeny said: There are only two genders. Not in Latin and German. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 At work I often get "Can you please change the tv to Fox News?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, Nabloom said: At work I often get "Can you please change the tv to Fox News?" They asked so nicely, it must be heartbreaking to pretend you didn't hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Not in Latin and German. Like those count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bouvre said: They asked so nicely, it must be heartbreaking to pretend you didn't hear. My perfect self would inform them that is strict corporate policy to never change the channel from MSNBC and watch them melt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 27 minutes ago, Bouvre said: I'm all for dissing white people but it's not cool to drag down the lgbt community, especially since this comment invalidates QPOC, who go overlooked even in terms of justice within the community. how am i dissing them by quoting them? and minority poc lgbt members arent doing that shit...until they do...its in the things white people say thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: minority poc lgbt members arent doing that shit http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/content/two-spirits_map-html/ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Witch Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 "My ancestors were slaves too" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad_Witch Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Nascar and hockey are the best sports ever. "Nascar and hockey are the only white sports left" and no these people never count golf. To them, golf isn't a sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted November 28, 2017 Author Share Posted November 28, 2017 9 hours ago, empty said: Get over it Shut up whitey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 "That's reverse racism!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 I heard there is a Whole Foods opening up here, that’s awesome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 My name is Rachel Dolezal and I'm African American My name is Elizabeth Warren and I'm Native American Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 What’s wrong with socks in sandals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elle_Eccentric Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 14 hours ago, Mewn said: I’m as white as I can possibly be and even I know what that is. Makes my chili taste legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 (edited) "I love hood music! My favorite is Yeah by Usher." Edited November 28, 2017 by imchapp.in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 My screen name is totally an homage to Snoop Dogg. Keeping it real, fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 19 hours ago, Drunkenwarrior said: "get your hiney inside" I think my 401k is shaping up nice Meaning I'm sure to have a great retirement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 ..............."Obamacare" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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