Would u rather cut your genitals off and get 100 million dollars

[Guest VegetaFajita]

Or be deaf and mute for 5 million. You gotta pick one.

[katt_goddess]

Can I have the 100 million now if I don't have genitals?

[Guest VegetaFajita]

Can I have the 100 million now if I don't have genitals?

you got nips right?

[SwimModSponges]

Deaf mute, i can fix that for under a million, after that its all profit.

[katt_goddess]

you got nips right?

 

If they have a function, it wasn't installed.

[fuggnificent]

deaf and mute. i barely talk anyway. i would miss music but i could still watch movies. gimme my money.

[little_girl_lost]

How do I cut off a vagina?

[katt_goddess]

How do I cut off a vagina?

 

Pass them on the highway and swerve in front of them.

 

*rimshot

 

 

[fuggnificent]

How do I cut off a vagina?

 

female mutilation and hysterectomy...sure the..canal? can be removed

[Guest The Hound]

How do I cut off a vagina?

dont look up things on google.

[Guest The Hound]

Deaf mute, i can fix that for under a million, after that its all profit.

ok cyborg

[Guest The Hound]

female mutilation and hysterectomy...sure the..canal? can be removed

i just ment like you gotta be in front of people and hack that shit off with a hot knife.

[SwimModSponges]

ok cyborg

 

Yourr making it more appealing.

[NaBarney]

Genital mutilation if it's done in a healthy way and I can still pee correctly

 

Otherwise neither, my sense of hearing isn't for sale.

[1938 Packard]

Or be deaf and mute for 5 million. You gotta pick one.

If certain people in this forum take the genital option, they'd become brain dead as well.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I'm a 34 year old virgin and all I use my dick for these days is peeing anyway, so I'll take the genital option with 100 million.

[DragonSinger]

Killing and robbing the people responsible for me only having those two options is always on the table, so I'll go with that.

[bnmjy]

I would rather derail a Viperslayer thread, free of any monetary compensation. :poop:

[Still Me]

Or be deaf and mute for 5 million. You gotta pick one.

 

i don't have low hanging fruit genitals...but if we talking my tits? Take em...money will buy me more

[Bouvre]

I'd probably go with cutting off the genitals.

It'd be closer to aligning with my gender anyway.

[quebecelegy]

If certain people in this forum take the genital option, they'd become brain dead as well.

lol

[K_N]

That aint enough money for either of those things.

[Bouvre]

That aint enough money for either of those things.

 

I agree that five million isn't enough,

but one hundred million is plenty to sustain yourself (and much more) for the rest of your life!

Buy a nice house, a nice car, not work, party all day, devote your entire life to what you're passionate about!

 

 

Unless you're really passionate about getting your dick wet. Then that's quite a compromise,

but shit man, you could probably convince me to never write a novel if it meant living with significantly less worry.

I'll cope in some way or another.

[Guest The Hound]

That aint enough money for either of those things.

Liar.

[André Toulon]

That aint enough money for either of those things.

 

It is if you've never earned more than 10.50 an hour.

[RPM Jr.]

I'm gonna say no.

[quebecelegy]

i like listening to music and fapping too much to do either of those things

[K_N]

It is if you've never earned more than 10.50 an hour.

No it aint.

 

$5 million wont be worth shit in 20 years, not worth being deaf for life.

 

And if I couldn't fuck I would kill myself.

[katt_goddess]

i don't have low hanging fruit genitals...but if we talking my tits? Take em...money will buy me more

 

Oh ye gawds, I'd be lighter than air if my balloons fell off.

[fuggnificent]

if I couldn't fuck I would kill myself.

[André Toulon]

No it aint.

 

$5 million wont be worth shit in 20 years, not worth being deaf for life.

 

And if I couldn't fuck I would kill myself.

 

Swing and a miss......I was simply stating that anyone who makes these claims make them because they don't have enough money to live the way they want to.........Not long ago there was a thread made about would you suck a dick for some large sum of money, anf the same claims were around that "Yes you would" and I stated that I would take one in the pooper before I'd suck a dick......I, plain and simple don't want a dick in my mouth and I live confotably enough that it's not an option.

[K_N]

Fair point.

 

I'm just saying that I've been there - I've lived off food stamps and other people's generosity and neither of those things would have been a good deal then either. They only sound like a good deal when you're desperate but they still aren't.

[SwimModSponges]

That was my thread, and i got all the "yes" answers i needed.

[naraku360]

I'd get rid of the dick.

 

I already like wearing dresses, do why not?

[Still Me]

so what happens to all these lopped off dicks?