Still Me Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 i cant....i am physically unable....its like my body shuts down any gas production during the work day....but god damn when i get home
Guest VegetaFajita Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Just push it out and give your coworkers a heart attack.
little_girl_lost Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 my male coworkers fart loudly and proudly at work I usually walk around and fart when no one is around me.
Guest VegetaFajita Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 my male coworkers fart loudly and proudly at work I usually walk around and fart when no one is around me. You will shatter their world if you let one rip in front of them.
bnmjy Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 That's one thing I don't like about used cars: you're buying years of someone else's farts.
Still Me Posted September 13, 2017 Author Posted September 13, 2017 my male coworkers fart loudly and proudly at work I usually walk around and fart when no one is around me. i have a coworker that will go a whole day and i wont hear a peep from her and then she'll tell me 'hey, you wanna know something funny?...ive been crop dusting all day'....HOW THE FUCK CAN YOUR FARTS BE THAT QUIET? its unnatural....she has to be a terminator
little_girl_lost Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 i have a coworker that will go a whole day and i wont hear a peep from her and then she'll tell me 'hey, you wanna know something funny?...ive been crop dusting all day'....HOW THE FUCK CAN YOUR FARTS BE THAT QUIET? its unnatural....she has to be a terminator lots of anal
Still Me Posted September 13, 2017 Author Posted September 13, 2017 That's one thing I don't like about used cars: you're buying years of someone else's farts. :D :D omg when i bought my car LB and i get into it to drive it off the lot and i said....'are you ready for the christening?' and hes like 'wut?' and i just let one rip....
Still Me Posted September 13, 2017 Author Posted September 13, 2017 lots of anal > > > ill ask her the next time i see her
Azalar Hex Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 I only fart when I ejaculate so work farts aren't too common of a problem.
Still Me Posted September 13, 2017 Author Posted September 13, 2017 I only fart when I ejaculate so work farts aren't too common of a problem. -_' -_' -_'
StarPanda Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 I usually step outside and pollute the air
CAC Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Only quiet ones I wear headphones all day so I know I've actidently let some go that were louder than intended.
Bouvre Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Farting is the only productive thing I do at work.
1938 Packard Posted September 13, 2017 Posted September 13, 2017 Only quiet ones on the elevator Do that when you're alone on the elevator and then the next person to ride will check his shoes.
Top Gun Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 Do that when you're alone on the elevator and then the next person to ride will check his shoes. Most of us don't wade through shit on a daily basis.
viperxmns Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 welp science does apparently show smelling farts to be healthy or stress-relieving or something like that so technically you'd be doing everyone a service
Danger_Jules Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 My farts stink. I admit it. Hell, they might even smell worse than someone else's.
Juice McKenzie Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 Usually when I'm working next to someone
SnapItCrackItPopIt Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 Mine would always happen right at the front desk when I had a patron to tend to.
Still Me Posted September 14, 2017 Author Posted September 14, 2017 what about the kinda of fart that you don't feel until it's too late but it gets trapped in your buttcheeks like this little air pocket...then it moves from where it spawned to the top of your asscrack and you hear this tiny little snap....
little_girl_lost Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 what about the kinda of fart that you don't feel until it's too late but it gets trapped in your buttcheeks like this little air pocket...then it moves from where it spawned to the top of your asscrack and you hear this tiny little snap.... I get those ones when I wear jeans to tight in the ass to allow the cheeks to spread to let it out
lupin_bebop Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 I do it any time of day. Doesn't matter. Fuck, I crop dust my store at lest once a day.
Houdini Splicer Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 I usually say "You're welcome," walk away, and let them figure it out. Somehow, they always do. Silent, but violent.
Still Me Posted September 14, 2017 Author Posted September 14, 2017 I usually say "You're welcome," walk away, and let them figure it out. Somehow, they always do. Silent, but violent. I always say silent but deadly
Houdini Splicer Posted September 14, 2017 Posted September 14, 2017 I always say silent but deadly Sometimes, not very often, I'll ask someone if they would care for an odiferous emanation. When they ask what that is, that's when I'll smile, then do the whole "you're welcome" thing. They never care for another one after that. Not even after I tell them it's free. You'd figure people would like free things, but they always turn it down. Hmm.
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