Zenigundam Posted August 30, 2017 Posted August 30, 2017 If you were dating me, what kinda stories would you tell the UEMB? Would you share bedroom secrets? Would you secretly record my online Friday the 13th games in which I get other people to flip out? Would you release my unreleased videos from long ago that the world might never see otherwise? Would you give me hickeys before I have to back to work tomorrow? Yep, tomorrow's the day back to HS work
André Toulon Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 This is a hilarious concept and frankly, quite demented. Like I'm trying to wrap my mind around actually dating Zeni. It's a surreal notion that I really want to find a person who's done it and hear their stories.
Still Me Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 id tell them about the time you decided to take a hot bath...and I thought you might be a lil hungry...so I brought you the toaster...but there wasn't a plug in the bathroom so I had to use an extension cord...and as I was bringing it to you....I tripped...
fuggnificent Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 i read this a few times and i dont understand it
Lacks_Sympathy Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 I'm a girl..... Like what you see, baby?
stilgar Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 I imagined I was a girl and dating you and all I saw was my gravestone.
Ginguy Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 I'm a girl..... Like what you see, baby? You found Rebecca!
JeNewBee Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 Alright ...is anyone else feeling cold? I was perfectly fine with temperature before I started thinking like a woman Then bam! Cold
naraku360 Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 I'd mostly talk about your premature ejaculation.
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 I would tell them all about your cute little pee pee.
bnmjy Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 My pussy would always be dripping wet when I'm near the Sonic Rican's potent musk.
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 My pussy would always be dripping wet when I'm near the Sonic Rican's potent musk. I'm pretty sure potent musk is not the right phrase to use for that. Also, gross.
bnmjy Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 I'm pretty sure potent musk is not the right phrase to use for that. Also, gross. shut up mochi
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 shut up mochi I speak for the trees because the trees have no voice.
scoobdog Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 This is a hilarious concept and frankly, quite demented. Like I'm trying to wrap my mind around actually dating Zeni. It's a surreal notion that I really want to find a person who's done it and hear their stories. Your sense of humor is shit. OT. I'd probably tell everyone the time I nearly smothered Zeni with my saggy boobs.
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 Your sense of humor is shit. OT. I'd probably tell everyone the time I nearly smothered Zeni with my saggy boobs. Death by snusnu???
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 This is a hilarious concept and frankly, quite demented. Like I'm trying to wrap my mind around actually dating Zeni. It's a surreal notion that I really want to find a person who's done it and hear their stories. Impossible, there probably aren't any still alive.
Bouvre Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 I would disclose information about the botched raid in Basra and disappear very shortly afterward.
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 I would disclose information about the botched raid in Basra and disappear very shortly afterward. And now playing the deep throat.
Bouvre Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 And now playing the deep throat. I'd make sure to get caught though. Wouldn't want to live with everything else I know.
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 I'd make sure to get caught though. Wouldn't want to live with everything else I know. I always thought edward snowden was cute... actually no just Joseph Gorden Levitt.
André Toulon Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 Your sense of humor is shit. OT. I'd probably tell everyone the time I nearly smothered Zeni with my saggy boobs. Well, it's no dead daddy joke but we can't all be the George Lopez that you've become.
1pooh4u Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 I'd tell everyone here about how you cry after sex.
discolé monade Posted August 31, 2017 Posted August 31, 2017 If you were dating me, what kinda stories would you tell the UEMB? Would you share bedroom secrets? Would you secretly record my online Friday the 13th games in which I get other people to flip out? Would you release my unreleased videos from long ago that the world might never see otherwise? Would you give me hickeys before I have to back to work tomorrow? Yep, tomorrow's the day back to HS work it would go something like: well, this schmuck picked me up in a broke down ride. mirror missing on the passenger side. got stopped by cops because he didn't have insurance AND his license was suspended. luckily i knew the cop, so just had the car towed to his house. was supposed to go out to dinner, but he started drinking 40's and then started smashing his furniture. worst. date. ever. i left. date -5/10
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