Zenigundam Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 If you were dating me, what kinda stories would you tell the UEMB? Would you share bedroom secrets? Would you secretly record my online Friday the 13th games in which I get other people to flip out? Would you release my unreleased videos from long ago that the world might never see otherwise? Would you give me hickeys before I have to back to work tomorrow? Yep, tomorrow's the day back to HS work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 This is a hilarious concept and frankly, quite demented. Like I'm trying to wrap my mind around actually dating Zeni. It's a surreal notion that I really want to find a person who's done it and hear their stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 id tell them about the time you decided to take a hot bath...and I thought you might be a lil hungry...so I brought you the toaster...but there wasn't a plug in the bathroom so I had to use an extension cord...and as I was bringing it to you....I tripped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 i read this a few times and i dont understand it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I have a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacks_Sympathy Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I'm a girl..... Like what you see, baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I imagined I was a girl and dating you and all I saw was my gravestone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I'm a girl..... Like what you see, baby? You found Rebecca! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I have a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Alright ...is anyone else feeling cold? I was perfectly fine with temperature before I started thinking like a woman Then bam! Cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I'd mostly talk about your premature ejaculation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I would tell them all about your cute little pee pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 My pussy would always be dripping wet when I'm near the Sonic Rican's potent musk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 My pussy would always be dripping wet when I'm near the Sonic Rican's potent musk. I'm pretty sure potent musk is not the right phrase to use for that. Also, gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I'm pretty sure potent musk is not the right phrase to use for that. Also, gross. shut up mochi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 shut up mochi I speak for the trees because the trees have no voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 This is a hilarious concept and frankly, quite demented. Like I'm trying to wrap my mind around actually dating Zeni. It's a surreal notion that I really want to find a person who's done it and hear their stories. Your sense of humor is shit. OT. I'd probably tell everyone the time I nearly smothered Zeni with my saggy boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Your sense of humor is shit. OT. I'd probably tell everyone the time I nearly smothered Zeni with my saggy boobs. Death by snusnu??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 This is a hilarious concept and frankly, quite demented. Like I'm trying to wrap my mind around actually dating Zeni. It's a surreal notion that I really want to find a person who's done it and hear their stories. Impossible, there probably aren't any still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I would disclose information about the botched raid in Basra and disappear very shortly afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I would disclose information about the botched raid in Basra and disappear very shortly afterward. And now playing the deep throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 And now playing the deep throat. I'd make sure to get caught though. Wouldn't want to live with everything else I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I'd make sure to get caught though. Wouldn't want to live with everything else I know. I always thought edward snowden was cute... actually no just Joseph Gorden Levitt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Your sense of humor is shit. OT. I'd probably tell everyone the time I nearly smothered Zeni with my saggy boobs. Well, it's no dead daddy joke but we can't all be the George Lopez that you've become. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 31, 2017 Author Share Posted August 31, 2017 Scooblopez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I'd tell everyone here about how you cry after sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why did you go soft in me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 If you were dating me, what kinda stories would you tell the UEMB? Would you share bedroom secrets? Would you secretly record my online Friday the 13th games in which I get other people to flip out? Would you release my unreleased videos from long ago that the world might never see otherwise? Would you give me hickeys before I have to back to work tomorrow? Yep, tomorrow's the day back to HS work it would go something like: well, this schmuck picked me up in a broke down ride. mirror missing on the passenger side. got stopped by cops because he didn't have insurance AND his license was suspended. luckily i knew the cop, so just had the car towed to his house. was supposed to go out to dinner, but he started drinking 40's and then started smashing his furniture. worst. date. ever. i left. date -5/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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