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how do you guys get laid?


Phillies

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I don't know what part you were in but my friend uses OKC here and and most the girls on there.... I'm not going to call them ugly but I'm going to say I bet they have a really good personality

 

*quickly approaches you*

 

What was that you said about my girls? *towering over you*

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it's too small, my hand doesn't fit in it

 

JUST DO IT....i've been sitting here with my hand on the screen like an idiot waiting for you  >:(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

stop clicking and do it!!!!  :robotmad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Too true but also our own fault bc a lot of us would offer our dicks for less than a stick of gum.

 

"Pussy costs money, dick is free. Any money you spend on dick is a bad investment." - Chris Rock

 

>:D

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It's easier than one would think.  I used to try to woo girls.....Spend money, time, conversation.......That rarely works.  Just seem interested, ask, they will probably decline at first, then ignore them........They'll  throw the drawers at you.

 

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Ouch :|

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i send out txts, emails, and leave messages. Then as replies come in, I negotiate, and start to put together travel plans and an itinerary. Book flights, hotels, and other transportation. One week before leaving, I request a gold standard panel at talent testing services. Then I go give blood & urine samples. After I get the results, I forward to all the studios I'm working with. Bf or an uber drives me to the airport. I fly across the country, I land, and then I get laid.

 

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