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We couldn't reach a consensus of what to have for dinner


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I'm having gas station chicken......My kids come back tomorrow so I'll cook then.

 

yeah...I miss the single thing where I could eat just bread and be done with it...but you know LB...he gotta eat....and for some reason he thinks Sunday is "grilling day"....

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Two? U must be skinny. Id weigh 500lbs if i threw back two fraps like that.

 

I'll probably burn the calories moving a bunch of shit around tonight, but I'll  be doing some dancing too.

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I'm still dealing with my move so I said fuck it and ordered a stuffed pretzel crust pizza.

 

I've never seen it on a pizza place menu but I saw a frozen one at Albertons......I alllllmost bought it but chickened out.

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im not allergic to working out and full body pics fat slob

You may not be allergic to full-body pics, but finding a camera lens wide enough to capture the full scope of your mass is a whole other matter.
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You may not be allergic to full-body pics, but finding a camera lens wide enough to capture the full scope of your mass is a whole other matter.

 

From a very far distance, the Hubble has managed to take pictures of a few things of like size and mass..... there is hope for her yet.

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Look bitch. Watch me do something you CANT CUZ YA TOO FAT!

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The fuck is this shit? Why does it look like there is a stomach trying to eat your legs? Also, that shirt looks awful. Needs more material to cover that globe of a body.
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The fuck is this shit? Why does it look like there is a stomach trying to eat your legs? Also, that shirt looks awful. Needs more material to cover that globe of a body.

 

Thats panties poking out. Both of you are blind and im finer than the porker you call your bitch.

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