Neko Posted December 23, 2016 Posted December 23, 2016 Alright folks! Had an idea from another thread about finding love from someone you may share an interest with. Why not look no other than your peers up here? On the asmb boards many people found love..relationships and even hookups even if for lunch. Most of us have already known each other for many years. Give yourself an others a chance. Post if single. You may want to write a little about yourself and why you feel like you are ready for whatever you are looking for and what you are looking for in return. NO board drama NO personal convos of highly sexual nature (jokes cool) Be mature NO posting too much personal info...please use your inbox Pics are cool. But nothing to suggestive.
Phillies Posted December 23, 2016 Posted December 23, 2016 30 years old, white male, lives in mom's basement, unemployed, past history of substance abuse of marijuana, alcohol, cocaine, heroin and opiates , benzos, mental health diagnosis (bipolar), criminal record, likes anime! and video games! Looking for independent, attractive (preferably japanese) although fuggz is acceptable too, hardworking, single female who likes to experiment with pillows and cruciferous vegetables, your pic gets mine.
Kudasai Posted December 23, 2016 Posted December 23, 2016 Sounds tempting but now is not the time. Maybe I'll revisit it 6 months from now.
ben90210 Posted December 23, 2016 Posted December 23, 2016 Hi I'm Ben. I like myself, bad anime, and unsuccessfully trying to make you feel unworthy of my creepy stalker affection. Looking for straight white men like myself. Serious inquiries only. $60/hhr $65/hr
Kudasai Posted December 23, 2016 Posted December 23, 2016 30 years old, white male, lives in mom's basement, unemployed, past history of substance abuse of marijuana, alcohol, cocaine, heroin and opiates , benzos, mental health diagnosis (bipolar), criminal record, likes anime! and video games! Looking for independent, attractive (preferably japanese) although fuggz is acceptable too, hardworking, single female who likes to experiment with pillows and cruciferous vegetables, your pic gets mine. So waifu kicked you to the curb, eh? ;D
Azalar Hex Posted December 23, 2016 Posted December 23, 2016 34 year old unemployed white male living on disability. 390 lbs. 6'8'' tall. Really small penis. I have crippling social issues, anger problems, sleep schedule complications, an intense inferiority complex, low self-esteem, a badly warped sense of humor ( jokes about dead babies ), hate of babies, poor hygiene, chronic masturbation at inappropriate times, an anime and video game focused lifestyle, and an extremely poor diet. Looking for physically fit and attractive manic pixie dream girl. No fats.
Phillies Posted December 23, 2016 Posted December 23, 2016 im happy dying alone lol fuggz you got me ;D
Neko Posted December 23, 2016 Author Posted December 23, 2016 well shit, i'm out. That's overrated on here anyway.
MEXobiologist Posted December 23, 2016 Posted December 23, 2016 That's overrated on here anyway. i'm jp anyway i actually expected this to be some sort of joke thread for whatever reason >.>
fuggnificent Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 lol fuggz you got me ;D youd never leave the basement for me
bnmjy Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 30 years old, white male, lives in mom's basement, unemployed, past history of substance abuse of marijuana, alcohol, cocaine, heroin and opiates , benzos, mental health diagnosis (bipolar), criminal record, likes anime! and video games! Looking for independent, attractive (preferably japanese) although fuggz is acceptable too, hardworking, single female who likes to experiment with pillows and cruciferous vegetables, your pic gets mine. fyi leeks aren't cruciferous vegetables
Phillies Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 fyi leeks aren't cruciferous vegetables cucumbers and Leeks both perform similarly in the bedroom. so I don't wanna hear it.
Mix Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 where you going, sexy? *wink wink* I don't know you....that's my purse!!!
fuggnificent Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 I don't know you....that's my purse!!! you can get to know me
Mix Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 you can get to know me Phillies[/member] wouldn't like that...
scope Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 Why do Phillies and Fuggs act like they're engaged now? I must have missed something on the old boards.
Naraku4656 Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 Why do Phillies and Fuggs act like they're engaged now? I must have missed something on the old boards. any port in a storm
StarPanda Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 WHAT I'm trying to hook up with you plebs
scope Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 A date to me is beating a hooker half dead with a roll of quarters
Naraku4656 Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 I'm trying to hook up with you plebs GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
StarPanda Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE Fine than forget you, we still getting together for drinks after this
Mix Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 Why do Phillies and Fuggs act like they're engaged now? I must have missed something on the old boards. what can I say....true love finds a way :-\
Mix Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 Mix[/member] ?? fuck outta here with that noise....6th person on the list, dawg....i'm 3rd option material
scope Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 what can I say....true love finds a way :-\ More like misery loves company =D
Mix Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 More like misery loves company =D pretty much what I said >.>
StarPanda Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 fuck outta here with that noise....6th person on the list, dawg....i'm 3rd option material ;D ;D my bad bro I'm sure you are 3rd option material with someone else
God-Says-No Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 -white -great job -almost a foot donger thats me
Mix Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 I went to respond and accidentaly hit modify...that's why it says I edited something... anyway, damn right I'm prime third place material...it's all about that bronze
molarbear Posted December 24, 2016 Posted December 24, 2016 fuck outta here with that noise....6th person on the list, dawg....i'm 3rd option material Don't cut yourself short dude, if I was into guys I'd save you in my phone as side hoe #2
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