Skiles

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is close.

Ooh, frightening. I know the feel. I didn't know Nebraska had coyotes until I walked from Lincoln to Omaha. I heard them awoo-ing and I was like, "I'm fixin' to die out here in the middle of nowhere." It was scary.

You hate to see it. But that's how it goes when you're a guinea pig for mental health medicine for eight years. 🤷‍♂️ Glad you're getting paid, though. Make your money.

Brother, I owe the hospital $47,000. We're in the same boat. It's rough out here.

Ja feel. I can't sleep until the afternoon anymore. Otherwise it'll become my default. Can't have that with my current job.

I feel it. I haven't had a weekend off in months. Actually I haven't had two days in a row off since I started. At least you're getting that bread, though. 👌

I only come here because this particular location is very strict about social distancing and keeping shit clean. I sit at the bar and only remove my mask to sip my bev. Yeah, it sucks having to listen to Joe Buck over a loudspeaker, but God dammit, I miss bars, and the wings are pretty tight, so fuck it. We all have to make sacrifices sometimes. How are you spending your Saturday, gang?

Let me fix your sandwich woes. Get yourself some Texas toast. If you don't have that available a nice brioche will do just fine as well. Then get yourself a hard cheese, preferably Parmigiano-Reggiano. Then get some baby arugula, and if you can find it, some HP Sauce. Please also have bacon available. However much bread you're going to be using for these sandwiches, let it sit out in the open air overnight. You want that bread to be as dry as possible. Now for the actual recipe: Lay your bacon out in a cast iron skillet. Do not fry the bacon, because you don't want burnt bits. 400°, 20-minutes, in the oven. Boom. SAVE THE FAT FROM THE BACON. Leave them shits in the pan. You want to then fry the bread, in the bacon fat. Then assemble the wich. You can adjust the other ingredients based on your taste. Game changer, my guy. Make it and report back. EDIT: I understand if you don't like a really pungent, strong cheese. There's room to maneuver there. If you go lighter, I would go for Muenster, or maybe even Swiss.

First of all, it's blopera. Second, I will clink the link, but not because you told me to.

Well, "time" is real in the sense that time is moving forward at all times no matter what. What humans have decided is the best way to measure time is, while scientifically based, generally arbitrary. Depending on one's religion, it might be 2021, or an entirely different year altogether.

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Man run in and funni scream

You shouldn't be drinking while you're pregnant.

You just said you snitched on them though. You better sleep with one eye open, or you just might wake up dead. Cats don't fuck around, yo.

Apparently she made a post on social media about taking out the trash right as the divorce was happening. So I guess he sucked.

Thanks, I hope so too. Hopefully once the world is vaccinated, I can get back to it.

I played with your heart.

Not with that attitude, mister.

Don't worry guys, it's 2021. The virus is gone now.

Wendy's. Baconator.

I know we're all pretty stoked about 2020 being over. But the first few months of 2021 are gonna suck too. Getting out of the doldrums of 2020 will take some time. Be patient. Good things are coming.

You are now the oldest human being in the world.

This year rocked. COVID cost me my dream job and I ended up homeless again. 10/10.

What's worse is that there are definitely Star Wars fans out there that think he deserve it. And that is why I hate literally every fanbase. 😐

Working. At least I get time and a half on New Year's day.