Skiles

I think he got belligerent with hospital security one time. It wasn't even a big thing. For the most part, ol' Judge keeps himself out of trouble.

I don't know if Ed Murphy is reprising that role. Which is probably for the best, honestly.

Bro, in 2021, a Reinhold-Guttenberg buddy cop movie would be amazing. It would be a Netflix movie, but it would be dope.

He had one kind of weird incident a few years ago. Other than that, I think he's just chillin'.

That guy. Y'know... the guy.

I thought about him just now for the first time in probably ten years. Shoutout to him. He had a hell of a run.

Now that I'm staying with my Mexican family, I can't wait to try brain. I had a chance on New Year's Eve but I ended up staying home instead of going to the party. You ever had cow tongue? Shit rules.

Dude, how funny would it be for a 5'1 dude like me to just have like, CRAZY long legs? It would look so stupid. Like, suddenly I'm 6'8 and nothing is proportional at all. That would be a hilarious bit.

Damn you, Poof!

Yes, I am. In fact I'm so rich that I payed a hacker to give me access to Skiles' account, just as a lark. He's gonna be so pissed when he finds out.

It's a plan suicidal people make with another person, for when the other person sees the suicidal person falling back into that mode of thinking. A lot of times you can't see it yourself.

Yeah, that is definitely a normal cat thing. When I visit my gramma's house, I have to latch the door, because it doesn't fully shut, and the cat will 100% try to open the door.

Shoutout to a hilarious human with a huge body of work. Rest in power.

My vote is for sports radio shows. It's already fucking dumb that sports radio shows are on TV at all. But at the bar, with the volume down, and subtitles turned on (and about eight seconds behind because it's live) is as bad as it gets for me.

I'm eternally bouncing between "I'm perfectly content being single for the rest of my life" and "I CRAVE THE HUMAN TOUCH" and there's almost no in-between. 🤷‍♂️

Hell yeah, dude. I mean, chicken and waffles is a thing. Why not chicken and Twinkies? Let's get weird with it.

Whenever that happens, then.

I like it more than I care to admit.

Does anyone die in it?

I'll be honest, I was hoping it was because ol' John Cash was just hanging out with Stalin over there.

There is room in this world for both!

Who even knows anymore. Time is a man-made conscruct. I'm four hours ago right now.

All I know is I'm finding this very difficult to masturbate to.

You have explained my feelings accurately and thoroughly. Thank you.

Tom Yanks.