scoobdog

And you’re not 6’ tall.

ALso, I have a 32" inseam and I'm 1/3 taller than you.

Maybe if you're running a marathon, which your lungs would never allow you to do in a million years thanks to your negligent former corporate overlords.

Bullshit.

I gotta say, I think Ms Toddingsworth is just the greatest.

I mean a dude that short is going to look like he's speed walking every time he step out the door, but how fast can he really go with those two stumps?

It''ll take him to tomorrow to walk the whole block and half to his guy.

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Lol. That's not how 401k's work.

Better than yours.

Every time I hear "right here and now" I imaging a certain someone peering out from beneath the boardwalk.

What's your familiarity with the construction industry?

Well, yeah... I've never worked for Trump, but that's beside the point - everybody knows that the reason your entry-level job is unionized is because you worked for unscrupulous people in an industry that relishes its own mob roots. What's hilarious is that you're parading yourself like the savant unsung veteran of the janitor wars when all you ever amounted to was a 5'2" cuck.

I’ve been at the same workplace for longer than 30 years. Nobody has been fired here in 30 years, except for my uncle who smelled like beer all day.

They shouldn’t be wasting time noticing what the fucker who walks behind a half filled Georgia buggy does. As long as you wait until your back of house to finish off the plastic margarita glasses, they could care less. Heck, if it means you’re too busy to stuff your face with someone’s leftovers, they’re all for it.

The thing is, your job isn’t that different when you suck at everything you do anyway.

Wow. You are clearly a go getter.

He likes me and not you?

It’s ok, bro. You doing good?

Sorry, I meant woman.

So... would you say that being adult means, in fact, that sometimes you are just there for the money?

Nicely done.

It does, however, sound very much like a man who is interested in what he can salvage from said trash cans.

Doesn't sound like something a man who's proud of his work would say.

It's his predictability where he really and truly shines.