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Well yeah, you are technically unemployed and you apparently are really bad at shaving your own head.

I can…. from the other side of my screen.

You redefine it by misusing it. Glump wouldn't refer to glue even if the word might be defined as "sticky and shapeless" because the word is (most likely) an informal derivative of "glum," a derivative of "gloumen" and a sibling to "gloom." "Sticky" and "shapeless" are accepted descriptors for an atmospheric condition like gloom, but you would never refer to a fog as "like glue." When applied to a state of mind, the corresponding descriptors would be more to how a mental gloom mimics the shapeless and sticky nature of a heavy fog. It should be noted, that glump is most likely archaic (as in fallen out of use), which means the word has stopped evolving.

I don't know why, but the asymmetrical bald spot pisses me off. Like, I know even he wouldn't fake a tonsure, but it sure looks like he fucked up shaving his head and just decided to leave it like that to screw with us. I bet his cat uses it as target when she jumps off the frame every time he walk in the door.

I bet you get that a lot.

Middle age for me meant I finally grew into my personality.

Got Cole’s French Dip. Two and a half hour wait for mediocre sandwich and a flat cherry pie slice.

You know that stupid motherfucker thinks rhetorical is proctological disorder.

I am too. But not like Fuggs.

It's pretty easy to make a gif with the standard iPhone camera app.

There's no such thing as a regular cat.

AI actually makes him look... pleasant.

No, I don't.

Why?

Works for me. I want a giant dick too, you know.

You don’t say…. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/15/cpi-inflation-report-june-2025.html

@naraku360 You know it. @naraku360OK

Naraku360 is @ghostrek, confirmed.

Kitty kneading is the best.

Happy Birthday to both go you. So... which one of you is that image for....?

Great... Now I hate CoComelon too.

$10 for two burritos is a fucking steal.

Shit, man.... you playin' with fire.

It’s ok, bro. You doing good?

Nicely done.