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lol. Yeah that checks out.

Wait… he’s in a band?

Happy Birthday @Insipid, @my-name-here, and @Hidden

Ironically, home repair is the opposite of adulting for me, only partially because it’s part of what I do. The truth is even something as boring as sewer repair involves expensive tools, so I end up playing with toys and pretending like I had to work hard to accomplish something. Adulting to me is having to talk to a guy who’s padding his time card.

Same

This doesn't seem like breaking news.

That was a long-ass baseball game.

It's purported to be the most devastating hurricane to ever hit Jamaica.

It’s time for Woody to go. If you drag a player and he has to be the one to take the abuse and the high road, you’ve lost the team.

Rental kickers and rental defenses are like a thing in my brother’s league.

That thing looks really complicated for an ice cream machine.

There you have it. These guys are really taking pleasure in you being wrong. That’s rough.

One way to find out… Hey @[classic swim]… do you secretly hate my guts?

Mountain Dew has gotten better. It used to be pretty awful.

Classic vodka martini because it's clean and it doesn't interfere with whatever you're about to eat. Recently and thanks to my gf, I've started to get old fashions to start.

This is …. kind of fascinating to me. I mean, it’s not unpopular that Pepsi is crap and that 7-up is the drink you really only touch when your sick, but someone had to be buying that shit all these years.

I don't like the taste of toasted pop tarts. They're better cold. The only thing that was ok toasted was the Pillsbury Toaster Strudel. I've never thought to try the uncrustable, but they look really good.

That I saw.

I think I've regressed rather than aged.

I don't think I even heard what the sentence was. It might have been mentioned and I just didn't see it.

I drink hot coffee during the winter and spring. During the summer and fall, I drink cold brew with ice. Putting ice in drip brewed hot coffee is kind of nasty, so I don't usually ice coffee, I just add ice to already chilled cold brew,

I hope she's doing all right. Did we ever figure out what the result was?

Don’t worry Stllz and Buddy, I still liked your content.

I think you two would make really photogenic disgusted fans.

It’s pretty epic.