I know this just supposed to be a thread of one off hate posts and rants... but you're not alone, either in this moment or in the moments where you feel helpless.
I don't think I've ever seen a waffle sandwich before, but like Tempty said it makes no sense. Still, after going to Roscoe's in the LBC, I can safely say it works when done correctly. I wouldn't try it anywhere besides a Roscoe's though.
Interesting article. The real Festivus sounds so much more horrifying than the fictional retelling....
https://uproxx.com/tv/seinfeld-festivus-true-story/