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You make it sound like there's a reason why you wouldn't want to be down there.

As long as you do it from a safe distance, like from behind a computer screen on the other side of the country. He seems like the guy who likes to come over unannounced to ask if he can "play" with you.

You missed nothing.

A clean slate.

Doesn't he try that on literally anybody who engages him? I always get the feeling he's trying to use a non existent emotional connection to blackmail me whenever I respond in a thread he's posting, and not even necessarily to him. Dude is legit bad news.

Play of the day... Statue of Liberty, to a jet sweep, cross field one yard pass, four lateral involving at least one lineman, then a five yard run with two Icky shuffles to the 1 yard line.... Butt fumble.

Yeah, me.

There you go.

Couldn't be Mathew Stafford - too many shots to the other side.

@Raptorpat - Could you change the "Fantasy Football Champion" tag to our new champion, please?

I mean, after seeing Billie talk about her self worth issues, it's hard not to figure the family dynamics. Meanwhile, her dad doesn't seem to have a wiki page.

I had no idea her mom was so famous.

Her fuck faces are kind of underrated IMO.

You could do a two-for-one.... and the Jets become the Harlem Jetsetters.

No, that's really her. She really posts here.

Sawdy is your playpal.

What kind of candle heats a room?

If a cock ring isn't fun, why even put it on?

Also, the consensus is that Big Ben deserves a rousing DF send-off.

Fuck Rants. When it's time for funtime discussions, you can always count on the DF.

Well, it looks like we have a champion. I believe congratulations are in order to @StarPanda, our 2022 UEMB Fantasy Football Champion!

Take it to the DF.

Could have told you that. Never bet against Aman-Ra.

What does "pixelated meat" translate into?