scoobdog

Alright everybody…. Here are the results: Gemini - 1 vote Doomy - 1 vote Blueraven - 1 vote Molarbear - 1 vote Ghosty - 3 votes @Vela, @Seight, and @1pooh4u are moving on to the final challenge!

Can't wait until the divorce and the entire western seaboard is under blue control, along with a $50 billion agricutlural product from California alone. Where will Packard get his sushi rice?!!

Yes.

In north central England, archaeologists found a wooden phallus in the ruins of one of the border forts along Hadrian's Wall. It's fascinating, if not all surprising due to the type of malleable material needed, that sex toys have not been found up to this point. The wear at both ends of the phallus suggest it was used quite a bit.

I'd go with Jimmy McMillan.

It sure would be great if all of Packards brown nosing threads celebrating African Americans could be consolidated in one big thread.

Do you have a link to the story?

Tell me about it. I actually have a new story for maybe the worst client I’ve ever had. She even tried to lodge a complaint with the state licensing board…

Union janitors are the epitome of lazy do-nothing shits.

Fine. Well since this is legit, feel free to respond in good faith so we can this craptatacular back on track.

Jesus Christ, man.

The point is it didn’t tell us anything new.

I’m aware. It was a newish study meant to reinforce previous studies.

You’re not actually leading. Nabs isn’t allowed to vote, and we’ll edit out his vote at the end of voting.

It’s actually a fairly old study. People have known for years that cats recognize the voices of their owners an respond to them differently than with people they are not familiar with.

So poll phrasing is unclear. Are you voting the five who are eliminated or the three who continue on?

Vitamin Water has sugar in it.

I know I believe Buddy over the Texas Attorney General.

Yeah, water is the only thing you should drink before bed.

Has everyone taken the poll at the top of the thread?

Anything you say I’d old news, old man.

But you're not a Jets fan.

So who's a better fit for the Jets: Rogers or Carr?

Frankly, you should all be congratulating him on figuring out what Wikipedia is... because lord knows Wikipedia could kill half of that mother fucker's threads when they're still in his ball sac.

So, you're now unilaterally deciding what is and isn't a current event?