scoobdog

You may be right, my man. You may be right…

I mean, kinda.

Nobody: Nickelodeon: “You’re right. Football isn’t fun enough. Let’s add slime to the dude that just got bobble headed by the free safety.” The two people that finger sausaged the remote to Nick instead of ESPN: “What the fuck is this shit?” Nickelodeon: “This turned out well.”

Do your nuts sag like one of @That_One_Guy’s jokes at Happy Hour at a biker bar on I79 on a Tuesday night?

Oh shit... Bills have been averaging 75+ yards per posession and 7.8 plays per possession... With every posession resulting in a touchdown. The Pats' defense isn't getting enough time off the field.

That is a literal wall of sound.

When a halftime show description uses "ironically"....

I bet it's worth more if it stays unopened.

That seems like it might be touchy.

Who's accusing you of various agendas? I for one look forward to your dream interpretations.

I've never seen an orgy with that many people not even trying to hide their self loathing.

Right about now, his ex-wife is wondering why she didn't feed him a little extra crack while they were still married. Still wouldn't have had the house, but at least their kids could pretend dad could fly off skyscrapers.

I absolutely love that everyone is so fucking in on this "The Raiders were playing for a tie" thing. It's bonkers that people actually believe that shit.

Dude is underrated: he's a legit comedy legend.

Does anyone actually watch the Senior Bowl?

I think the bat boat is more of a slap in the face than Thor's gym. "Welcome to Superman's home. He doesn't have a boat like me. Also, I probably steal all his pussy with my boat. XOXO Bruce."

You're half right. Lovitz is cool, but Tim Allen is.... not so cool.

You watched 40 Days and 40 Nights?

I hate it took another SEC team to beat them. Fuck that.

Nothing.

I think you might not be down there enough if you can't figure out your way just by feel.

Display needs a horse and pistol to be complete.

"I've never wanted a tie so bad." - Justin Herbert

That's no fun. I mean, whenever we have a nearby Klan shindig, everyone else shows up to kick their shit in. It's our version of bonding.